Edgewood High School - Aurigan Yearbook (West Covina, CA)

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MINDY TERRY I, MINDY TERRY, being of slightly deficient mind and obese bod do hereby bequeath the followinlgj To GA GOLDSTEIN one, just one, sane moment---not for her sake but for everyone elses. TO KRIS STEFFENS I leave the chicken-lips of her dreams and the inability to come up with a come back. To DEBBIE CLARK I will a good layout and a life time of producing. To MISS LINK I will a blackmail note for that tape I have of her and MR. TERESA. I will to DON RICHARDSON an eternit on a desert island with ZINDA BOSSERMAN, plus California and the doorknocker of .his choice. Also to DON I leave the tontents of my ashtray, bronzed ind ready to hang. . .in his trophcy case. May he live on space foo sticks forever. A - To the teachers I've learned to respect as friends as well as teachers Iwilla great big thank gon for teaching me something esides what's in the books. To MRS, HALLIwill the advisorship to our club that never came into existance. I will to MELODY NEELY the money she ow es me because I'm broke, my notes on child abuse, a ride to school every morning and my friendship forever. To PAT MEARS. alias Godfaccording to DON RICH- ARDSONQ, I will the honor of holding the title of chee-chee ball queen and all the fun she can handle in her senior year. I gladly will MARY ELLEN another neyear at EHS and a car so she won thave to walk totschool be- cause I won't be around to give her a ride. To ELAINA QUALLSII will all the happiness in the world because she is one person who truely deserves it. To TOM RUTTEN I will the editorship ofthe San Gabriel Val- ley Tribune ifhe really wants it. To MISS WILLIAMSI will no more dumb meetings durinlg sixth per- iod and a girl's P, . staff that isn't quite as strange as the one shehasnow. I will to MR, TER- ESA ten more years of the same old glang, he's got now. Aren'r Iyfut il ed? Good luck at Biola. ARTY! To my ood old Ger- man buddy, JANE SLL, I willthe title of Shyest in next ears Od- yssey, and as much ilimin her senior lyear as I've had. To MARIS KYYACHQ -Iwill avposgtior on the staff of the Rolling Stone , take care and good luck. To SALLY HICKS, who so right- fully, deserved the title of Most Likely to Succeed, I willf all those things she would like to ac- complish and a lifetime. to do them in. J 60 H-no L6 The View HMM WE 109 We WBXTEU kli- iefllb folk! To BETH BA NNI STERI leave all the gross jokes in existance, To MARYIDANIEL I leave one year ofP.,E. without me. I leave all the memories, good and bad from the past seven years 120 Genene -Arvldson. Remember, 'holding hands leads to rape! To Mrs. Shively Iwill a sixth period class with only five people, even thoughit will never quite meet up to ours, ---thanks for everything. To Steve Mink I will two bottles of Strawberry Hill and a lifetime membership in the I hate Steve Mink Fan Club . To Dona Hunsaker, 't'he social snob and statis seeker of EHS, I will an enema for her constapated love life, sexlax , the abilityto let her down, eter- nal virginity, and the big heart- edness to forgive me after she reads this. To Merla Huntlyl will the patience to wait for the right guy and the awareness to know him when he comes along. To Leslie and Ronl will the a ility to hold a kiss for five hours twenty-three minutes and fifty-eight seconds. To Liz I will a years supplly of Snickers candy bars. I wi l to Jorge all the happiness in the future because he's given me a lot of happiness in the past. To him, I will fourty-two hours of straight dancing, a hair trans- plant for his legs and all my l6ve Arthur, or twinkle toes as we call xg? 6 ei 0 J and respect forever. To MARGARET 1 win my X, friendship forever and a boy- 7 friend because she's getting horny and a chocolate-mint flake ice- cream cone. To SHANDEL I will a kosher enema, every record that GeorgeCarlin will ever make so 5 she can play them for her parents and a pair of furlined underwear. To the gang I will all the be- lievable and unbelievable mem - ories of the past 4 years, all the love and respect I feel for each one of you, and now that it's over the chance to do it again C'like hell, we will J. Best of luck in K the future and keepin touch. To my favorite :ister M'Lou factually she's my only sisterj I will the privilege of eing an honorary senior, the secrets of how to go through4 years at Edgewood and still stay straight and how to hav ' as much fun staying straight as I , had. To Edgewood I say thanks, not for anything you've given, but for what you've made me give myself. V X X TOM RUTTEN ITOM RUTTEN being of de- crepit mind and body leave to those r em a i n i ng at Edgewood nothing the sum total of what I've accomplished for and gained from EHS, rig ' 'es DON RICHKRSON I, DON RICHARSON, bein of sound mind and bod fwell sound mind anyhowj, dolrereby bequeath the following to my friends, eniemies and acquant- SHCCSIV 5 A .First of all to MINDY, my adopted sister and my numero uno ego trip, I will everlything she wantsin lifebecausel now she's mature enough to handle it. To MARGARET UCERO I will a rose, and an understanding man. To SHANDEL GAMER I will a lille- time of kosherness and a nice Iewishboy. To ARTHUR EDDY I will a watch so he can be on time and Lulu. To JORGE RIVERA I will luck with Debbie and an official Puerto Rician banana. To MIKE SHARP I will suffing lessons and enough money to buy off all the cops in the world. To CHUCK LEARN I will self-confidence and a cute girl. To DANIEL ANTHONYI wi l a' nother junk bike. To BRUCE HAWKINSI will a do-it-yourself framing kit and the hopes his parents newer find out what he reallydoes at school. To HEIDE VOGEI ,I will a Pair of horse lalinders in hopes that if she can only see one guy at a time she fwil only talk to one guy at a time. To ERNEST HOGANI will a spaceshipto Mars so he can be with his own kind. To MICHEAL MORRI SEY and DENNIS TUR' COTTE, wholsaid I would men- -tioninmy will I say 'HI there! To M'LOU TERRY I will my body and lOOl UGH's'!'. To STEVEMINK I will several things a book on professional modern back stabing,copi es of the records Shaft and 'Your so Vain , and the knowledge that people know what ,he's really like and what he's really like and what he's real P ly up to and that he can't fool all the people all the time---or 'is it any of the time? But STEVE willjust laugh this off, won't you Steve? A To LINDA BOSSERMAN I will a one way ticket to Uranus. To PAT MEARST will Pa: Mears be- cause she's the only one she can get along with, To MR, TEIRESA will much thanks for everything he's done for me and helpinglfin my true identity as Don Ric ard- son and not Donald Duck. To TERRIE BRIESE, MARY DRAKE, MARY SPEERS and all other socies I will the contents of Mindy Terry's ash tray so they have some- thing to be studk up with. To the gangl will thanks for letting me now thatl was wanted. To Edge- wood High Schooll will tha s, luck in coming years and pre- paration!-lfor al the trouble I've causedit. And, last but certainly least I will PATTY OKURA, enough suckers like myself to keep er haPPY in life.

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MA RGA RET LUCERO I, MARGARET LUCERO, being of pgicycotiemind and ever- bruised b , will to SHA NDELY- BELLY-BABY a million nights of macoroni and cheese at :OO in the morning. A ten-year suppay of balloons and if a I else fai s the super-boober-purnp at Thrifty . ....... fI'llsupplH the dallorj. I also leave her a the banging on the walls of UCR, the begin- nin or LuLu, another fantastic Chrlstmas Eve with fuz in our nose, a New Years out of the gut- ter and a bathroom, all the hap- piness and Peace of Love, Best of Luck, aften and alwajys to my Sincerely Eternal Frien !! To ARTHUR qmatch-makerb EDDYlwill another sucessful TP job, arecord of 'Arthur We Love You , by the 'JNDERWEAR BER- GADE, qyou and Bruce can share 3, anothermass production of 'OPERATION GETTING BRUCE FOR MARGARET , the curse of the Potatoe Salad Fungus, onion hands every New Year. another ORGIE at Gomer's house---what a RISK ha ha. some hair on your legs after the orgie, the BIGGEST THANK YOU and a sincerely true friendship. To Boo-Boo Krueger I leave my honor-guard position, a real thank you for beirg my Pep- Squad-Pal, sincerity and hap- piness, all the great experiences we had together and I had: but don't let them get you down--- do whatnyou want! And, oh yea all the White Nights? spent at your house and wel -done donuts. To MINDY TEIRY I will an ETERNAL ENIMA with Jim sup- pling the equipment. A million dollars for all the rescues and the gas used. And also I will all the TRUTH OF HAPPINESS that come es from PEA CE THROUGH LOVE'1 To DONA HUNSAKERI will our ossip corner for some other chicis, another Christmas Ball waiting and drinking an hour at my house, and endintg up at Den- ny'sg besides the un we should have thrown our steaks! Also I appreciated you and your com- pany. To DON RICHARDSON I leave being a snaperon at the next Leadership Conference so we C821 put the BLAME on him again, also the l2 days of Rush Week - with props to gog especially 2 BRASS BALLS. And I leave an award to your ears for listening to all mly crap, and also my HOT LIS instead ofyour CHICKEN LIPS . To GEORGE EDDY I leave a b?ger Vocabulary! To DON ED- D will a life full of FAR-OUT PARTIES MAN! , two yellow -eyes and the memorythat you could have had me.To STEVE fPee-B01 LUCERO, I will my P. E. clothes no one can say your notorignal, your eyes opened-up to see that vos FOUR 1'VE 4-NED H1 L-IH' QQHOUL. HND WED QU. +xPfT gate? LTI: RLL LGUIED U IMIDIDE me' MID 1 mms QQ if NOW THE WM Asif Pfu. HQQE, fi 7: XJ' no little clic group is better then another, to keep straightg involve yourself with others and vice- versa and to find more happiness at EHS then I didg if it's there? To DAVE ELLIOTT I will a- nother good swim party, a YOU PASSED UPA GOOD THING WITH D. H. certificate, and I also leaveakiss from and for me to see how BEST we are. To DRU, TERRY, SUE, and BEVI leave my thanks for all the rides and insane moments and a group of Trojanaires who are con- cerned with the happiness of what they're doing. Also to DRU I leave the meaning of PT and a card tel- liiig MR. R. he doesn't have a to T my Shirley Temple Record and someone to take my place in laughing with you at serious moments. To TERRY M. I will my 'SHUT-1UP , JUST SHUT-UP and the opportunity to meet and experience people as radiant as yourself. I leave PAM WALLACE the ability to keep that' sincere smile and bubbly personality through- out the next three years, and the happiness that she shines on other people. To SUE C. I will the ability to find the cat who ate the bat who flew-out with I, M, 's tongue. JOHN McCOY get the cat from Sue. To TROJA NAIRES next year's Iwill some guys who can lousin- up and sway. some deodorantg a clean dressingroom for the girls, and my place on the end so that thgy can be smashed into walls an slugged in the face. And, I also leave to all the TROJAN- AIRESa great time and the abil- ity not to sing flat. To MR. K. Iwill my geat admiration and respect, the ap- pinessI've received -and my Piz- za Duke who didn't Puke! To PATTY OKURA I will ldl the great memories of the past to carry on our friendship, the meaning'of bugar , many com- pleted TP jobs to come, the :lonut-hole and the ability not to give yourself away. T0 STEVE SHADELLIbe- queath another journalism party giving ygu all the ice you want, some t ead to sew my pants when youri p them, an unilckled mind. me when you're sober and best of everythigg at W. P. To MR. KA SEK I leave an invitation to my funeral qthat I won't show up forj, my pre nant brainless fish and all m sugfer- ingp from the smell oi, formal- d de. e yro so VEGA 1 leave me in telligently calculated question, 'are you a Snail ? - To BABY BRUCY, I leave my thanks and just the fact that I'll never regret the gowing thatl experienced Mb MXN? VIEV WOR QW: i si fN withtyou, I leave my apprecia- tion at you once cared enough to have made this person very happyfwhether you know that or notj somethingl: at maybe we've learned toget er, from within o ur s e I v e s about relations and friendships, Pasadena's city hall stePS. some more goop on your shirt, love. because I thin he knows if it's not there neither is anything else: and lastly, I leave him someplace and somewhere -- a time for us when we will be nice, tmderstanding and not fall asleep, even though it portrays our sexual activeness. Rabbit- Rabbit! And ofcourse to EHS I leave ashining light fa candle or even amatchj to see into what's real- ly going on and stand in the face of the sun. SA LLY HICK S I leave a pair of golden shears for the people here to snip out of their cocoons with and to get to know one another. To all of the people I have mel here: Ithank you and I love you. And finially to Edgewood I leave .... VICKIE WOLFF I, VICKIE WOLFF, hereby will to JEFF BOGAN bi ger ears so that he can hear all tge secret conversations in trigonometr . To DONALD EDDY I will a wisli- ing well for all his wishes plus one free wish to do with as he pleases. I will to HEIDI and DONNA a big hi-y and by-y, and to BILL I will the mountains in Germany with no neighbors but a lot of rain fl rememberedj. and a cast I always wanted but never got. To D ANE I will all eight of them and to CAROLI wi l a 6'1 basketball player. To RICH and TERRY I will agood kisser but I'll take the old one, TERRY. To PEGGY I will one date with ED and to STEVE I thank you for a lot of ood memories. To FRANK EDEYI leave SHARON TROOP, To TIM and ED I will a special wink each. To DAN BISTLINE another bathroom that isn't locked. And to Sl-IELLY I will a guy 6', weighing about 170 lbs., with brown eyes and hair, but minus the big shine-on. Also, I wish SHELL' another National Holi- day as good as the old one.