Edgewood High School - Aurigan Yearbook (West Covina, CA)

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C HERYL BINFORD I, CHERYL BINFORD, being of sound mind and body, do here- by will to REY FAST a martian suit for planet Pox. To ELENA QUALLS I leave another REY FA ST. Iwill NANCY HEACOCK better things to lau h about. To To PAT ATES ? will a JOHN WAYNE voice. To RHONDA QUA LLSI bequeatha better Sen- ior year than mine. To DEBBIE TOMPKINS I will a new finger :for bowling. To B NNIE, KAY, MARG- RET, HESTB2 and MARK I will a no ther one of those Friday nights. To ANGELA I leave some pepper to fill the pepper shaker at Bob 's. I will RENEE JACK SON success in the future. To ANDRE I wish good health. ToCAROLI will all the guys she wants. To MR. SILVEYIwill a bet- ter fifth period than last year. To MR. MARTZ Ileave xxxooo and a book on how to be nicer. To MRS. OZANICH 1 bequeath a better freshmen class and lrast but not least I will to Edgewood my school spirit. LINDA SINGELMAN I will to SUE PUNCHARD and GREG TeVAULT. best wishes in the years to come. To SUEI will a pair of Siamese dogs fof counsel. To BONNIE BOYERI .give thanks for putting up with my intelligent remarks and for being a good friend. To COL- LEEN and BONNIE I leave my book on How to Quit While You're Ahead and' my grace- ful coordination. To TERI, I will another chance to beat GREG B, lnyimr Maverick. To GAIL and WENDY Ibequeath another year at Edge- wood. To MR. TERESA I will my love and my red face. To fMARYANN'Eand' myself I gi ve the , Chemistry Partners of t e Year gAward . and our ability to de- imolish the lab in one easy step. glbequeathto MRS. DUN another iANDRE for tiling. And, to Edge- iwood High I say goodbye. JANICE BACHMANN I, IANICE BACHMANN, hereby will toIANICE DARR, my pee-chee folder, paper and pen- cil, and another New Years reso- lution. To CANDY WINTERS 1 leave some of my fat. To SUZANNE l will pills that .work the day you take them, and a carburetor that won't break. To PARHAMOVICH I bequeath a week down at Carlsbad with the girls, and an everlasting love F ,l I 1 I , l I l in with P. BLR.. I M To VICKIE I will a lunch pass, all the smoke'em she can andle ina year and driving les- 'sons. To COLLEEN S. I leave the Valinda Liquor Store and Sl, some blue cards, and the fullback position. To DAVE O'DELLIwi11 a carton of Winstons and a nice long talk. To Mr. MARTZI give two Nixonettes. To m brother HARRY I will as much Km in his senior year as I've had, and a girlfriend! SHELLY CHRIST I, SHELLY Cl-IRIST being of sound mind and body, hereby willMRS. IABLONSKI a drunken actress. To LESLEY POTT I leave 2 tons of MSLM peanuts. 1To WENDYI will lots and lots of .beautiful stationary. To MR. KINZLER I will another me. 'ITF LORRETA MELTONI leave a good looking boyfriend that will stay with her. To MR. MONROE I bequeath a harem of beautiful 'girls to look at. I will to MR. SERGIO a great audience that twill laugh at all his stupid dumb. 'idiotic Jokes and the cute things he jioes. To LINDA, a poor , 'miss-unfortunate undergraduate, I wish good luck. An I will to one lucky freshman my locker, and to Edgewood High I leave nothing. ! ll 1, MARK ANTHONY E M I LI A N O PACHO, beintg ffl lChicano, uppity and proud o it, will to my brothers RONNIE and RAY and m sister, CECELIA, the will and, the know how to wld have every teacher here wrapped try around their fingers like Idid. 3, To the attendance office I leave hx- I the millions of cuts I got away with. To the administration I leave a yearfs supply of Prepara- ltionH. To MR. TERESA, I leave wave. To COA H WELLS I will, a trip to Whittier Blvd. so he can improve his cholo accent. To H .Ola Mexican Flag, long may it i U I- i 1: E pass to The Green Burrito, since I turned him on to their tacos. To my homeboys in the Los Authentics I leave a full can of black spray paint. To the janitors I leave a can of Ajax. To MR. DUNAHOO I leave footprints in his car. To Classic Vans I leave mg oldie tapes. To MISS T OM PSON I leave riothig since she has it all. To MR. ARTZ I leave a book about Marx and Lenin fGroucho and Johnj. To Pica I leave all my Chicano Power and the power to grow and 'conquer all the gringos at EHS-- coAcH BRIET 1 leavela years AV Not Reallillg. To S.GEISI leave an in- vitation to my Bar Mitzvah. To Cl-IUEY LOPEZ I leave his Hot Rocks and ahope he Egivessme my White Trash. To G ORGE PEREZ. I leave my Blue Suede Rock and Roll Shoes. To GARY ZIEGLER I leave my superfly spoon. To SAPO, SPEEDY and CONEJO I leave my Wolfmanjack impress- ion. To DEBBIE TOMPKINS I leave my ring and the memories of that long weeliend.To DWIGHT OWENSIleave a can of Desenex and Good Luck in 76 . To all the Chicanos, I leave more -Chicano u s. To TEJIIY GONNELLA I leave my Authentics jacket. To MR. M TZ, I leave Midnight Ram- bler tire tracks.To MR. WEAVER I leave a good mood. To MR. LOPEZ I leave the old days at ELA-IC. To MR. GARY I leave mybad grades which could have been glood. To MR. SILVEY I leavet e Siggund Freud Award. To MRS. G DMAN I leave the tape of Chicano music that wasn't relevant. SHANDEL GAMER I SHANDEL GAMER, beingof sound mind and terrible bod, do hereby bequeath to MR. FOUN- TAIN and MR. TERESA another Gamer to MR, F. I will my ig, my hat and that picture ofpyou in your clown suit, my thanks for being the great teac er and fri- end you have become in the last Gyears I've known you, and also to know that you're only as young as you feel. To MR. T. I will a Secretary, a new Sec. of Athlet- ics as much trouble as me anc the coaches to go along with it, plus thank you for all the help and understanding that you have given me. To MARGARET I leave a clock to get her somewhere on time. a new sleepingbag. Ultra' brite for her shinning smile, Super-Chicken and some courage to face things, Bruce. and hope that you both can deserve each other. And lastlyl will her my love and rhagks for being the fri- end that she is to me. To ARTHUR LUIS I will a clock like Margarets to get him anywhere on time. all thecgas that good old Gertude can hol , risk, another Rose Parade andworkshopon the senior float, a KOSHER Coke---bott1e,may you Find happiness tocgether, law, to be my partner an a great big thank Rffou for everything. To DON CHARDSONI leave LuLu and two brass balls and the know - ledge that he is better looking

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DEBBIE COLLINS I, DEBBIE COLLINS, being of sound mind and body do here- by will to PATTY a free chauf- fer-driven trip to Palm Desert to see Nature Boy. To DUMBHEAD DEBBIE, I will a true love with wierd toes to match hers. Better knees for waterskiing, all the free double-doubles she can eat, and a free ringside seat to EHS wrestling matches next year. To SUSIE I will a new bowl so that she can play tricks on somebody else, ever old Beach Boy album so that she can sing along, an A St W megaphone, and love and happiness with STEVE. To NED I will a giant jack- pot, better guys, more nature hikes Qlgood exercisej, good rocks, anda rivers license! To WEN- DY I will a personal seamstress Cshe needs a breaklj, a museum to store her art work, happy days. wild hikes, and a guy she likes. To DENISEIw1ll happy col- lege days, success with nursery sc ool, and a giant terranium filled with vegetables. To next year's football team I will enough spirit and energy to beat West Covina. To the unlucky under- classmen who trudge on, lwill patience Cfour years is sooner than you thinklj And lastly, to the graduating class ofwhichlbelong will a peaceful and happy life hereafter in the big world apart from EHS. MELODY N EELY 1, MELODY NEELY, being ofsound mind and bod , do here- by bequeath to DONA IZIUNSAKER many more glorious years of friendship, a large glossy poster of Joe Namath, another AP En- glish class and all of my Monkee albums. To MINDY TERRY I leave plenty of gas for all the times she picked me up for school. To ARTHUREDDYI will awatch that talks so he'll always fbeon time, and he won't be able to make excuses. To DAVE EL- LIOT I leave another Senior float and plenty of coffee to keep him awa e. To FRANK EDDY I leave a girlfriend that will appreciate im. To all mygeachers I will all the love and ppiness in the world forever. To ELENA QUALLS Iwish all the luck in the world with her marriage to PEE- WEE. To MERLA and FRANK I wish the happiness of bein best friends for the rest of their ives. To all mtyl wonderful friends I will all e luck and happiness forever! And last but not east, I will to my sister WENDY, a fantastic Senior Hear that is fil- led with as muc happiness and fun as mine has been. 1 qv vx li QQ E Ee O ,- - Q LANAE BAQU ET I, LANAE BAQUET will my adopted brother DAN SHANNON a smiling life size poster of Ju- nior Samples to bring brightness to his day, and success in sports nextyear. I will MICHELLE PE- REZ a pair of short fat legs. To DIANE SHANNON a lifetime sup - ply of Dristan and a king size box ofKleenex. To LOYD JOHN - SON I will a frecklp removing kit. To WAYNE MATTHEUSI will a big smile and a bottle of :ye drops. To JOEY LANE I will a cast iron stomach. To STEVE PRE- WITTI will KRIS AUSTIN and a ton of ketchup. To CATHY Le- JEAL I will t e guy with the big nose. To my litt e sister LAU- ,RENEI will all the happiness with DALE. 'To PAULA VETTI CATHY MOORE, and BECKY SMITH, lwill pointed toes, hi-gh kicks and lots of smiles, to e. rest ofthe songleaders I will alot of practice ahead. LE SLEY POTT I, LESLEY POTT being 01 sound mind and body, hereby e- queath all of my belongngs to my various fri ends. To IM C. I will the locker, the carpeting we never had, a weekend up at theRiver, 136 dishes with no dish- washer, and my friendship. To COLLEEN SWIFTI will a red van l dozen in -n-out hamburgers to go with the football game of her choice, one exciting basketball game, a lot more good times to- gether and you -know -whos' To SHARONK. I will a pair. ofcold hands, l rain pill, a band that plays the Beach Boys, a dark corner, another lst period art class and another selglment of Peyton Place. To C ERYL fThe Birdj KOHLERI will the ability to re- member, a book on, bravery. a remedy to all her problems, the knowledge that this was her last year ofFrench, and all the notes we ever wrote. To BONNIE B. I leave all those pieces of pizza she tried to make me eat. and the book The Sensuous Woman. To my 4th period class I say good -bye and good luck. To ARTHUR I will a band he can dance to. To DQDN I leave an empty sleeping bag. To DAN who sat in front of me 4th period,I will the knowledge thathe will never have to put up with me anymore. To MRS. J. lwill alll my respect, mty acting ability, a large bottle o asprin, myllugh. . and luck in whatever she does. To MR. FOUNTAIN I will another lst period with'7 or 8 stu- dents in it, more brilliant ideas for the all schoolrevue, the know- ledge that SHARONK . is coming 0 Q Q Q vx vi 1... - f back to you. and allmy art work. To MR. KARA SEK I w-ill another Gth period biology class like ours. and all my missing labs. And, as an afterthrought, to RICK 1 will one drop dead and a large later . To the rest of this school I say good -bye. I Cbelieve it or noty will miss you.I have had 4 good years here and now I must make way for someone else. Good-bye EHS my Afuture is calling me. To SHELLY C. I will .new nose, a broadway play written just for her and the son from Tar- tuff. STEVE HERFERT I, STEVE HERFERT, being of sound mind and body, will to MR. T. a halfwaly decent move in basketball an the ability to pull outnails with his teeth. To STEVE MILLARD, I leave a box playdough to fill in his holes, an d a date with GOGI. To DAN BIST- LIN E a Mickey Stanley autograph bat filled with '. To CHUCK LEARN I will a skin transplant. To BRENDA LUNA, I leave 500 Chee Chee Balls. To VICKIE I will a paper straw so she cannot make er favoritenoise, and a building at Mt. Sac. To SHELLY I give a big HI and a leading role in a soap opera. To SCOTT I will a big sign that reads, CHOKE! and to DOUG a sign that says PULL YOUR HEAD OUT! leave WAYNE some KE-KE's and milk. To LARRY lwill the ability to rip off his shirt. To JAY an DON- ALD I will a bicg SCORE IT! To LINDA Iwill 2? ate with ARNIE. To CAROL I leave the back of a VW, and some new tonsils. To PAM I give a round tops to VALARIE a square top. To BRUCE BURTON I will some eggs and toast. I will LESLIE POTT 500 packs of peanut M8tMs. To LIZ I will a eopard coat to go with her zebra coat and a cork for her mouth. To DIANEI ive a big Okay! To DONI will Sie ability to win an election of any kind. To JORGE and STEVE I will a basketball player the caliber of myself. To GAIL GOLDSTEIN I leave a different laugh and a new mind. To TERRY BREISE I will a key to the parking lot. To Sl-lERRYI1eave a bag o Doritos. To MARIANNE TOMS I will a device to control GAIL'S mind. To BUC and DARRYLE and the gang I will rpxgslathletic suppor- ters and to IO some polish for hisboots. To PAT MEARS I wish agreat senior year and to DEBBIE MARX good luck as a sorlgglleader. And to all students at gewood, in the future, I say Get invol- 'vedl 1 f

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then his brother plus my friend- shipfor ever and a Geor e Carlin record. To MINDY I wiql ever - thing that she wants from lifye, includinglim for what he 's w orth, 'twoweeks ofbeingalew may she . truly understand the feelin , luck and happiness in the worl . To DONA and DAVE may they both find happiness, even if it's not together. To DEBBIE CLARK I will the-right guy and new feet. To LINDA BOSSERMAN .I leave another Linda Bosserman so that they may live happily ever after tog-tether. To Patty Okura I will appiness in life, thanks for all the memories of the past years, maybe we can have some more to come, and a pretzelnut, plus just a touch of human under- standing. ToGayleHurtt-Parham and Wayne mayt ey be eternally happy toggher. To EVE MINK I leave some Jew erms. To SHERYL I calling her bozo I really mean that I care, and luck always. To LEE ANN, PAM, RENEE, and SHELLY may the next year or years hold or you all the won- derful things t at you uys de- serve. To STEVE HERF RT and CHUCK l.EARNIwill a party and the hope that I'll see you again some day--th? really are great guys. To MI E SHARPI will a ottle of Ripple. To MARTY GODDERZ may you always Love God as much as you do now, luck always Marty. To JORGE I leave the moneyl owe the student store. TOTOM RUTTEN I leave what I previously willed you and the courage to face Sally with.the truth so that you can get to ether on the basis ofwhat youreal vate To an'old and dear friend JIM, I leave you many thanks, 4 I Q. E Sk I -5-R' ...I fi,-J H-7 IE '--1 ll-J 4 5 J! I X' ii is I if I I , I. 5 F 'in 4 i s f 3 li- win the ,understanding that by I Q ik . ,I - H Z1 2 5 I' E 3 II.-, ll' 3 I .9 Lu . IR . ' i . 5 ., Q -A Amay you make the best of your lifew ateverhappens, andapqem to tell you how much I did care. Togtdhe numprguus-tea-chers that have meant so much to me I sa -thank you for the privilege oi! knowingdlygu. To MISS L NK, MRS. C ORD, MISS WILLIAMS 'and the counselers Ileave my articles in the Iliad, the .know- ledge that a little criticism is only meant to help, and the hope that someday you'll understand why I said w at I did. To the Iliad I will adedicated staff and a male sports editor. To all the coaches I will a win- ning season in any sport and a bus on time. To t e Athenians president for next yearl leave point sheets and honor guards-H the question is, are t ey assets or problems. To the Art club I will a meeting and a President. To the A SB Ilaave another cabin- et as great as ours or a Presidnet, whic ever comes first. Lastlyl hope that someday someone at Edgewmri will look up and see the real yppid outdde 4 6 I I 'll E ARTHUR EDDY I, ARTHUR EDDY, being of sound mind and body, do hereby make out the fond wishes of my will. First of all, to NORINE JENKINS I will the hope that someday I will be good enough for us both to get back togaether again and all the love and less- ings that go alonlg with it. ' To HAND LGAMER, one of my partners in arms, I will a hairy left leg so she can have nights pulling out hairs. like she di to Bruce's and mine. To MARGARET LUCERO Iwill the right leg so she may also feel the pain of aving her hair pulledtout. Also, to ,MARGARET I told her that I would will her something that she really could use, and I willher a complete set of World Books on How to Get Your Fav- orite Matzner Without Really Trying, and What To Do Wit Him fter You Get Him. TOELENAQUALLSI will hope that she will never again get the same kind of bad officers as TOM RUTTEN, BILL TUSSY and JEFF MAEDA. To MERLA HUNTLEY and FRANK EDDY I leave the wish that someday I will be able to hear these few words, l now pronounce you man and wife. To DONALD RICHARDSON I bequeath the hope that someday your ash tray will be able to find another female ash trayl to be with, and also a girl w o will make your life very happy. To MINDY TERRY, I Can't really wish anything, because she has everything. But, I wish for all the appiness in the world with allm love. To LIZ CHA- VEZ I will, man, whether he has two legs or four,and all the luck in getting him. To MR. JOHN TERESA Iwill an A. S. B. cabinet made up of nothing but Italians so he cannot make any remarks about their background without callingvlhimself the same thing. To TO RUTTENI will the hope that he will never again run for another public office until he learns the lesson that he cannot play God by himself. And to Edgewood High School and all who remain I will Good Luck in the years to come and best wishel. P. S. To SHANDEL I will all the happiness the world has to offer and the saying, It's Kosher baby, its Kosher. -TERRI VAUGHAN I will MARIANNE a straw- berry hill full of blue garmanite roses. I will DENIS a year's supply of A8rW hamburgers with extra dressing. To DESIREE I will my best wishes that she may keep the happiness she has wit DENNIS.Last but not least I will ELAINE a ni ht with the lights out and a handful of daisies. ive 'iii ai tous I Yealh. LEAV- ING V9 MNH in l H ill g f f Av sl E f 3 PAT GATES I, PAT GATES, being of a partly sound mind and a partly soun body, do first of all will to all the underclassmen the pat- ience to get out of this school ,with at least adiploma if nothing lelse. I will to ROBIN VALINCI aRoter-Rooter machine to clean out her mind every few days. and a padlock to put on her mouth so she can keep her personal life and PRESIDENT N1XONSsex life to herself. To ELENA QUA LLS I leave a volume control on her voice and the ability to stand some cer- tain people. To CHERYL BIN- FORD I bequeath a steady. To GAIL GOLDSTEIN I will a fag waiter. To DEBBIE RAYMER will stronger gum. To TWINKLE TOES PEACOCK I will a happy married life. To REY SLOW I leave some better jokes Cpleasej. To SALLY I-IICKS I will a little more credit for the things she did lin ASB. To all my fellow seniors who Idid not mention,I w ill the best of luck in the years to oome.And last but not at all the least, to CONNIE I will all of the good luck, happiness, and joy in the world, and me if she can stand me. BETH BA NNISTER I, BETH BANNISTER, OF sound mind and body hereb will mylocker full of dents anc? stic- kers to an unfortunate freshman. To LIZ CHAVEZ I will a steady boyfriend and think bi pills. To DAVE ELLIOTT I Feave a leash for his racing dog in San Diego and someone else to fight with and tease. To the Great John Teresa Ibequeath fifty more years at EHS, many more kids to kick out of the office, and my little sister. - To Mr. Schelling I will a new lab assistant, hopefully one who likesto type and correct job cast test. To SCOTT I will a Senior year as fun as mine and a bowling score of 250. To AR- THUR DDYI give all the spirit in the whole world. To DON RICHARDSON I will a plug for his boat in case it sinks. To STEVE MINKI will som e ice for his neck and talkin les- sons. TORENEEJACKSON Iglive some vanilla ice cream wit out the topping. I will to JORGE RIVERA all the empty I.O.U. S. he wants. To ANDRE JACK SON I give his dream Ngirl and a lot of uck. To FRA EDDY I give MERLA I-IUNTLY and to MERLA 1 give FRANK EDDY. Last but not least, I will to all of friends love, joy, happiness ah-3' luck throughout their lives.