Edgewood High School - Aurigan Yearbook (West Covina, CA)

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Senior Wil s Chris Behrens I will to the Counselors, Mrs. Nichols and Mr. Hochberger each a new shiney fire extinguisher. To Mr. Mark, Karen a nd I leave you a tangerine tree so you'll have a tangerine everyday. To Phil Bistline,my locker so he can pick on the freshman who gets his. To Tessy Goy a longer dress so the guy b e low her locker won't look up! To Mr. Cawthon a P. B. X board that really works! To Karen West I leave Mike Baxter! To all the juniors, my share of the Senior Quad. Cheryl Stoa Iwill to Claud Martin a ruler to measure her hair fevery dayj Jean L uppold a course in poise and posture. I will Mark Donnelland the hair atSolana Reef. Ilana Dowding 10 weeks free surfing lessons. Linda Cary a tube of erace. Debbie Albers International Airport and a jumbo jet. Donna Oshiro 2 inches on every one of her skirts. To Kris Guge an E width shoe. To Tonya Dooley a free pass to Cliftons Cafe- teria. Ricky Steed I will all my bellbottoms to Gary Prentise. I will my ex- p erien ce and many dark corners to Jenell Shields. I will an empty table at lunch to Elaine Villa. I also will the Dram a and Music Departments U2 of my knowledge and a song a nd a dance. Last but not least I leave Mr. Mc Culloch a grin. And to Mr. Fountain my lavender pants. Cla udette Martin I, Claudette Martin, being of sound mind and body, will to Cindy C arroll the five inches willed to me last year by Debbie Woolston which I never received. To Dan Maggard a n invitation to every formal dance next year since he en- joyed his last one so much. To Scott Toensing a teepee som ewhere in the wilderness with white fur carpeting Qjust in casej . To Mrs. Schneider, a lab assistant next year with s ome thing to do Qfor a changej. To Linda Wilt, a role of toilet paper to stuff the cavity in her head where a brain should be, and to Bob London a new steering wheel fwith no holes in ity to replace the one that got ruined when my finger had to be sawed out by the Fire Department, also 30 lbs. to be distributed evenly throughout his being, a ward- robe of decent socks, and a summer in New York. Elaine McKenna I, ElaineMcKenna, will to Daryl Knapp a king size oak tree for his own use, to Tim Roberts the ability to cook a steak, to the 5 th period G. S. R. class good luck in getting your license sooner than I didg to Theresa, Diane, Cindy and W anda another gossip session, to Kim Smith a pair of stilts fif she will give me half of her heightsjg to Randy all girls pig - tails and a real meaningful and deep relationship and a big thanks to Edgewood High for the great memories I have to take with me. Chris Torres lwill to Kathy Claybaugh and Maren Hambleton my ability to get places on time Qespecially to practicej. I will to A nn Stupak the position of Flag Twirler. I will to Doug H anson much success in the band and on the swimming te am. To the Edgewood Trojan Band I will many more s w e e p s ta k e s trophies. And last but certainly not least I thank Coach Cawthon and the great Edgewood swimming team for the opportunity to time for them and wish them many more victories in the future. Randy Scott To Dan Kelly, I do hereby give my football jersey number and my famous hands who I inherited from Tom Aloi. To Mary Meier, All my A civics work. 1 Q j . ' ., 1' VXPA - I3 Have you ever wondered w ho the girl is that Fred steals from the clown in the swimming pool in that t o ot h - paste commercial? It's Karen Cadra without her braces. Karens teeth are so white that whenever she sm i le s people comb their hair in the reflection. At night, Karen has a part time job at the Ontario Airport signaling airplanes. Wea! tymilev f i ,, , .s. ll iamhyymw I .,,v,-+A' lsr Suffering from permanent lock -jaw, Mike Gaines s e em e d to obvious choice for the Best Smile award. Whenever Mike smiles, the girls just melt alloverevery- thing a nd dribble down the sidewalk. The secret to Mikes ivory w hite smile is the Ultra- Brite t o o thpaste he b r u sh e s his teeth with Nine times a day. eel gentle o Jfamo EUTXI T015 '-A , i K a r e n gets her sense of humor from watching Ma and Pa Kettle flicks on channel 38, and The George Putnam Pre s ents the Lennon Sisters show. Karen has the ability to t ell her funniest jokes w hi le underwater, fighting off an enraged guppy. But K a r e n ' s greatest triumph came when she wrote jokes for the National Geographic. About asfunny asa screen d oor in a submarine, Bryan Monro e ha s built up the reputation ashavinga sick sense of humor. There's thre e things you do every time Bryan tells a joke. You either pass out, throw up, or suggest commiting him to a mental institute. Bryan is really a very funny g uy.

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Zeal i iiii .fwfr 41 lb-s 1' , Richard Rice was sel- ected as having the best bawwwwwwdy on campus by a panel of thirty-eight drooling girls, Richard can be found running around the halls in skin tight P, E. trunks performing gymnastics tricks and goinginto his imitations Charles Atlas . Ri c h a r d attributes his physique to his ballet teacher. Exhibiting one of the most thought provoking bods on our campus, C arol Presnell is quite a c o ll e c t i on of molecules. When Carol walks by, there's sure to be a rise in temp- eratur e and a speeding of tn e pulse and heartbeat: so e at yo ur hearts out boys, and look at that terrain! Wea! T n e unique thin about Claudette Martin is Stat her clothes are made by Union m ember elves and munch - kins. Alwayskeepingin sty- le with the latest fashions, Claudette wears the latest in c anvas nylons with high top Army Surplus combat boots, ,, topped'off with a Green Bay Packerfootballhelmet. Be- ing well -dressed has its hangf ups though. Sporting a Catsup stained sweatshirt with ruffled cuffs and collar, flashy Rick Steed is noted for his ability to wearjust about anything and g et away with it. Why just the other day Rick was seen wearing see -through shoela - c e s , a bow -tie that lights up and says Merry Christmas, a nd a Roy Rogers tee -shirt t h a t s a y s Visit Beautiful Flatbush, Minnesota. .ferubr WUI: Susan Graham I will my sister Cheryl Danio all the memories of our exciting w ee kends. I also will her Whittier Blvd. and all the West C oast Vans and the members. Also the ability to stay out of trouble. I will Teana Mosler the biggest taco and burrito in the world. To Wanda Brown I will a super big Hughhie . To Glenda Bagley, Mr. Jessup! Trudy Torrence ITrudy Torrence being of sound mind and body do will blue and silver snow flakes to Miss Williams and my loud voice and some patience to the next Girl's League President. My great GAA ability goes to Pat Shanley and Pam Marks, may they have as many bruises as I do. My apple cores go to Kelly Y eomans. And to Miss Lingenfelter my ability to keep my temper! Dona Oshiro Iwill Debbie Albers International Airport and the Jumbo Jet. To Kristi a sprained ankle and a new coat. To Bob Phillips, the b i g one everyone missed. To Ray Ebbers, Seal Beach To Cheryl Stoa a irst gear, to Tonya Dooleey the ability to shift in a automatic, and a ticket for 5 in a 25. To Ronnie Keener a years supply of thyroid pills, and to Jim Quinn a big hug, and a trip to Hawaii. Jim Miller I, Jim Miller, in my sound mind, will to Dan McMeeken m y cross-country time. To David Miller, my track shoes for the two-mile run, to Scott Danforth and all other future Physics students, sympathy, good luck and pityg to anyone planning on taking Psychology, the ability to laugh at some of Mr. Shaw's questionable jokes: to any potential German students, Viel Vergnugen. Finally, I most humbly bequeath to all new-coming freshmen, some fond memc ries at El-IS. Patty McHugh I will to Mr. Fountain my everlasting laughter and embar- r asment. I also will to Mr. Fountain an exact copy of my class ring. Thank you Mr. Fountain for your help and ever- la stin g friendship. I will to Cindy Collins a new door for the p a ss en get side of her blue bomb and a inside door handle for her side of the car. I will to Barbara Marquez a he ar in g aid so-she can understand others when they are talking. Iwill to Helene Sciortino a dime a week for phone calls and a compact mirror for her purse. Marsha Puz I b equ ea th to all of next year's students at EHS the mis- fo rtu ne of a five-period day, the horror of three lunch periods, and a beautifully littered campus. Craig Dong I w 1 ll my car to Cindy Collins, my Mickey Mouse watch to Tim Gilkison, to my little sister QBonnie Biedermanj, I will a se at on the firstbus, to Mr. Kilmer, my .infinite knowledge to math, to Mr. Franco, my automotive genius, to Mr. T . a new record of The Star Spangled Banner fcomplete with a new PA systemj, to Mr. Martz, a life- time subscription to the Free Press, to Mr. Mays, my slide rule, and to Ross Biederman, all of my debts and IOU's. Kerry Woolston tc L ouise and Debbie a giant key. To Karen Leventhal my old pornporn s . I will my friends the ability to do som ethin g without getting caught. Mrs. Wheeler a new p a ir of knee caps in case hers pop off. Carol and Cathy the ability to pay attention when I talk to them. Carol Kiy an my gpld loomers. To Debbie Albers a filing kit. To Debbie Ro erts a 4f3 Cheri Brady I will my little sister, Karen, my empty tube of Clearisel.

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Woy 24' Every girl that walks past Mike is always prone to be s w ep t u p into his massive arms and be carried off into the sunset. Asthis years Wolf , Mike, or Don Juan, as he calls himself, has loved his way into being chosen Playboysg and Odysseys' Wolf-mate of the month, When asked if he carried a little black book , he retorted, Sure .t's the phone dfirectory. Mary Carroll, or Hilde- gard Hammerhocker, as her riends call her, is able to ca tch a boyfriend just by s aying She also had a . 45 revolver stuck in his gut whichhelps just a little.. M a ry is not too particular abou t the kind of boys she gets as long as they have tw o arms, can eat her bar- becued jello, and can sing M elon cholly Baby in flat. rw Calling each other nam es suchas Goo,gGoo eyes and Cuddles , Marv and Louise just can't keep their eyes off of each other. At lunch Marv looks at Louise for so long his spagetti turn-over. It's contagious too. because Pfam-.7 when Louise looks at Marv, she breaks out with the hives. But they both are compatableg on their Friday night dates at Lover 's Lane, M a r v i n explains Darwins ' Th eo r y of Evolution while Louise cleans the trout Mar- . ,A . . - : f-f A fwrvngev . .. , .. ,A Senior Will A Marvin Guida To Gr eg Carter I leave S15 fwhich was one wild night on the tow nj To Bill Terry I leave my1 enigine and anything else at my house he can dirty his an s with. To Mar Donnellan I leave my fishing gear, and to his Dad a fat lip! To Robin and Debbie I leave the ocean for them to s w im in. To Nevil Masson I leave one manager. To Ray Ebb ers I leave one big LAUGH. To Martha Lang I leave the key to my heart. To Roger Butler I leave my hair. To Louise Richards, I leave 10, O00 baby Koala bears. And to Spanky I leave my job. Larry Watson I, L ar ry Watson, leave my practice sets to Mrs. Meyers, my locker to my brother, and the rest of my things to who- ever wants them. Kathy McCarthy I K a thy McCar thy will Heather Terle a case of bubble gum. I will Jackie Moore a trip to Whittier. ffreejl w ill Ron Harroun all the good qualities his sister has. I w ill Paula Congano all my appy times at good old Edge- w ood. I will Rudy Divin the ability to be nice for more than 2 min. I will Mr. Teresa all the new freshmen brats. To Shar on Wrobles I will Andy Claremont to have and to hold. . . I will Mr. Weaver 10 teenage daughters. Martha Lang I w ill the locker Ishare with Ro er Butler to anyone who w ants it because the lock is broien. My old Studebaker goes to anyone who will tow it away, but only if they are nice to it. I leave to Skelley Miller fl-I. P.J a muzzle to control him. Nevil Masson gets all the good old days at Doheny. Marvin Guida gets enough blue cards to last the restof his life. I leave Patty Riolo much happiness. Karen Gurr gets a bib for the next time we go to Kentucky Fried Chicken. Karen also gets happiness. To Linda Brownell I just hop e she gets everything she wants because she is a w onderful person. I leave this school to the underclassmen in hopes that they can survive the ordeal. Alex Metchnikoff I will to Daryl Knapp 2 tongue depressors a tube of chap- stick and a one weeks stay at Forest Home. To Tim Dostal onezipper ofextra length. To Sally Newlin and Tim Dostal a tele gr aph system Qtheir mouths can transmit loud and clear enoughj to all peoiple taking Physics next year God's blessing, a ittle luck an a major in Calculus, To Papalae Stoeck ein, Iwill my fantastic brain for doing calculations, to th-e Edgewood Football Boosters my fine cleet football shoes' and la st but not least a couple of ash trays for the Senior Quad. Mark Gamer I will to anyone that has the courage to take it,, my Physics class. To my sister I will all the teachers that I've cometm kno w . I will my team room locker QT-151 to any football player and to him I wish the best of luck. Last to Mr. Fountain Iwill my faithful pencil that is gradually shrinking also all my projects that I c ose not to take home. Randy Moersch To my brother, Chris, Iwill the 36. 00 football shoes I wore. To Jim Shannon, my groovy wrestling shoes. To any wack s tar m y track shoes. To the Physic's students of the next school year, one week of accurate data, and the will power to s tre rch Papa Ioe's elastic modulus! To Kitty Koupol I w ill a high paying job or any job at all. To all va-:sity w restlers, the abi ity to not EAT for a WEEK! To Mrs. A -.13 f' sk Smith ttfi tv- EI-IS one long. over-