Edgewood High School - Aurigan Yearbook (West Covina, CA)

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Senior Wi ls Greg Carter I w ill to Ralph Maeda my trusty lab partner, all his lab r e ports I had reproduced in the library. To Mr. Mays, an entire class of5tudents like myself, so e would not have to te ach around the sleepers, he could join them. To Dale M a gner for Jon Watsonj I leave my right knee, so he will have a pair of bummers . Finally, to A vin Frazin, I leave m y subscription to the Pervert's Post , and Good Luck at next years parties. William Roberts I William Roberts do, with sound mind and body, will to E d g e w oo d High my borrowed gym clothes, to Mike Jones enough mo ney for a squirrel cage, to Jill Karasak a pair of elephant tusks and a one year pass to a hair dresser, to Mr. Sergio an ego, to Elaine McKenna a tongue to fix, to M ik e Baxter his brothers ability or a muzzle--or both. to C arl Ciarfalio my nickname fPorkJ and my unbroken hand and to Dale Magnet a hurt knee and a broken hand Sr my ability to get hurt--AND COACH WELLS GOOD LUCK! ll Mrelgan Weeks I egan Weeks being of sound mind and bod will to Dexter m y eraser for all his mistakes in bookkeeping: to my sister Susan my shovel, hoe, and weed killer to Work on her plot w ith, to Mr. Sweat four cans of tulipsg to Mr. I-laymond a half-way decent joke book. I will to Sherry and Jay a nice big diamond, to Pat and Mark lots of understandingg to Rick Y aklin a girl as wonderful as his brother hasg and to Jane Wyatt another Rod and my lunches, she can have my project too! And last of all to the Freshman class each a pair of elevator shoes. Bruce Hall I will my tried bones to Coach Wells. I will my brain to Mr. Mays. I will my locker to my one and only girlfriend Thisha Rector, take good care of it. Michelle Lumia I will the administrators one saw, as it may be the only thing left no open their minds, and the drama department some new costumes to replenish the wardrobe. Charlotte Kiyan I, Charlotte Kiyan, will to my sister, Carol, a slide rule fo r chem istry next year and a wonderful senior year. To Mrs. Wheeler, I will another Pep Squad as sweet and quiet as this year's and a louder voice, and to Kelly Yeomans a life-time supply of apple cores. Sherrie Ross ISherrie Ross will my old beat-up typewriter to Cindy Haas. My assembly seat to Larry Roberts. My seat in the cafeteria to Susan Geiger. Jodi Ball the locker she wrote no-no's on. My gym cloths to Maureen Calnan. My extra credits to my senior friends who didn't make it. Laura Jones I will to all the counselors, Mrs. Bauer and Mrs. Dunn alot less pr oblem reports. A closer police department to Mr. Hochb er get and to Mr. Kinzler I will my brother Mike's voice and to next years seniors all the problems of the Senior Quad. Don DeLay To Dexter, my bottom locker. To Dave Baxley, my half ofthe chemistry bill. To Greg Stel, a l00lb. bag of pretzels to make up for the ones I scarfed from him. To Glynnis Alexander, happiness . To Glynice Alexander, my P. E. shirt to remember my by. To Vicki, my sideburns. Jfool dillkefelio M f N lX X, lil? D I ,W Pi n nin g people on the quad and throwing body blocks in the halls are some of Randy Moersch's activi- ties , which have won him the title of Most Athletic. Capping off this season as the ca ptain of the varsity foot- b all a nd wrestling teams, Randy has also ran varsitv tr a c k for three years, tqu'enJla'e4l 7 '2 , two-hundred and eighty-three pounds, runs the fi ty in 5 seconds flat are just some of the reasons why Georgia Thomas w as selected as 'Most Athletic . Georgia has had an early interest in s ports, mainly because her parents gave er a football o n her 4th birthday. Elaine's one word vocab- ulary which consists of Hi with a smile attached to it is about as friendly as you can get at Edgewood with- out getting mugged or being called a sosh . Relatively new here at Edgewood, Elaine has learned that be- in g c o n stantly friendly to 3, O00 people can be tirin , so she makes up for it gy w eating a tee-shirt that sa y s Hi, dammit. Shut-upstuped , 'Back- off Honey and some other phrases uttered in his native langua e are some ofthe re asons ghai Bunyagidy has r e c e i ved the Most Friend - liest award. You can bet y o ur bagel that every time ther e's a crowd of people. C hai will be in the middle o f it telling one of his dirty T hailand jokes.

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.ual .mezztgqmf Senior Wil s As the fornicrfight mana r g cr fo r Rocky Graztiano, C ha rlottc Kiyan has gotten h cr hrai n s thc hard wav, fshe had to study in bctwcl-n sparring bouts with thc C h a in pj. Il nfortunately Charlotte was fired from thc job when shc K. O'cd Graz- tiano three times. Charlotte studiesdiligcntly, and often burns thc midnight oil read- ing far into the night. Foss c ssing a brain that weighs six and a half pounds, K cn llaygood, co-author of Theflat in the Hat and How to Speak Fluent Zambezi, is the most intelligent per- son at Edgewood Cwhich a i n 't sayin' a heck of a lot c o nsidcring thc mentalities of some of Edgcwoods' stu- dcntsl. .fffool cfnefzyelio 3329 39915 Louise Landolfo, known for her ability to do a Triple- s u m m ersalt while standing on one leg and reading a Mickey Spillane novel, was ov erwhelmingly the choice for Miss Energetic. Louise gets her energy from eating Post Grape Nuts and exercis- ing vigorously for three and a halfhours on her Slim -Gym and then shootin the Color- ado Rapids in a iarrel. S e r v i ng tenetati vely as our Senior Class President, Greg Carter, or as his friends call him, Beau , was a- w arded the title Most Ener- getic. fGreg was unable to a c c e pt the award because he was too tired to come and get it. J Serving as one of the ni a n y e d itors on the Iliad staff, fthe editors are rotated weekly to prevent spoilagej, Greg has been a tremendous asset to the Iliad, Cathy Plesko To Mr . Fountain I will every ounce of my deepest ap- prec i ation for his assistance and guidance: to Mr. Monroe som e driftwoodg to Linda Cannon my thick hair and a 30 pound surfboard: to Mr. Sergio a million in Ser io dollars forthe most outasite English class I have ever hai to Janice A lla nd e the ability to eat all of her hotdogg to Laurie Mueller my a bility to run the track without feeling too bad afte rw ard: to my sister, Carol all the success I had d uring my high school years: and to all the class of '70 all the success and happiness in the future. Skelly Miller I will a pin to Mr. Sergio to deflate his ego. To Mr. W eb ster I will a decent pair of socks. To Sally Newlin I w ill my small mouth and big feet her sister willed to me. A lso , I will my heart to the underclassmen girls to break b et w een them! Last of all.I will Martha Hollips Lang a a couple of ice cubes. Bland Rice To my sisters, Susan and Joy, all my good grades? To Terry Stew ar t my locker and my seat in Concert Choir. To Lloyd Johnson some of my weight. To Giib Church and Debbie Stewart all the happiness in e world. To all Trojans the happiness that I have had at Edgewood. Ann Stewart I w ill Lydia Artz another year of Spanish with Lorraine Garcia and me. To Nasty Pat Hiegle a gallon of milk, a nd to a certain dark haired junior best of luck 'with M. S. and to Mr . Sergio all the play money in the world. To M iss Lingenfelter a worse class than 3rd period she deserves it: 1 1 Karen Woods I will to Chris Behrens a date with Dave Christofferson. I will to Mr. Mark a whole orchard of tangerine trees so he will never run out of them. I will to Brian Malloy a car so he and his girlfriend won't have to walk anymore. I w ill to Mrs. Quimby another beginning shorthand class to r evive her. I will to Mrs. Meyers a great big eraser to to era se the mess Chris and Ima e on her chal board. I w ill to Rog-er all the yogurt in the world. I will to Ron K eener a course in driving so he won't my to hit anybody else in the parking lot. To any underclassmen thinking about takingbookkeeping 3-4, I will a bottle of Excederin. To Denise Lafayette, I leave a teacher for her to brown up to. To Mr. Sergio and his 6th period class I leave a new top to spin in case the other one wears out. To teachers and x-teachers Iwill three more stooges. To Steve Skipwith a tea cher that will let him sleep in class. I leave a dare with Ken and To Pam a date with Rick. Ken Yetter , 1, KenYetter hereby will my winning ways in the gambling circles to Coach Ken Wells. Also, I leave my jersey num- ber and gridiron nickname to anyone who may desire it. M y hardwood wizardry and place on the Wild Bench goes to non e other than Chris Moersch. To Al Frazin goes my r e p er to i r e of r i s que jokesg may they last him through the 1970 -'71 season. Linda Cannon To Ca thy Plesko I will my 14 pound surfboard and my old tennie s shoes. To Janice Allande I will my used tube of U ltrabr i te toothpaste. To Laurie Mueller I will my ability to get beyond ' the breakers while surfing. To my brother, Gary, I will my ability to get good grades and the family car. To Mr. Fountain I will my best of luck to a fi ne ar t teacher. To Mr. Sergio I will 100 Sergio dollars for such a good English class.

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