Edgerton High School - Edgertonian Yearbook (Edgerton, OH)

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Prof. Cin Physicsj-VVhat is a horsepower? Ray M.-The power of a horse. Leona-Frances, your waist is ripped. Frances-Oh, darn it! Miss Baker fin Literature, after even Frank had refused to talkj-This is the most irresponsible class I ever saw. XVhen I assign you something, you don't any more intend to get it -than the man in the moon. Prof. Qin Civicsj-Hazel, what is the duty of the Recorder? Hazel Cmisunderstandingj-To look after sudden deaths. Miss K.-VVhat determined the zones? Earl-The Pope did. Miss K.-Betty, did you ever see a meridian? Betty-I don't knowg guess so. In Geog. class-Hazel says New York is on Lake Erie, and Leona, that Cleveland is on the Ohio. .1-ii. A Mosquito. At last upon a Iunior's head, He settled down to drill g I-Ie bored away for half an hour, And then he broke his bill. Mr. Heel' told us some time ago that there were no such things as acci- dents. XVonder what he thought when he fell down and tore his trousers? Miss Baker Cin Lit.j-I think the first chapter of The Harvester is very well written but oh, my! it is too soft for anything. Miss B. fin Spellingj-How many words is they? Frank-They is about eighty. Pauline fin Physics, when discussing electricityj-Is that the same as being magnetized, only Prof. clectrocuted 'em? Betty--Frances, you are two-faced. Alice-That may all be, but I don't believe it. She wouldn't wear the face she has now, if she had two of 'em. Prof.-Sammie, did you ever raise cane? i Sam-Nog I never raise Cain.

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Prof. Heer says that in tuning up a trombone with a piano, it is neces- sary to eliminate all vibrations. No. Prof., those are not vibrations of which you speak. It takes vibra- tions to make any tone at all, viz.: for middle C it requires 512 vibrations per second. Nlfhat you were thinking of, was beats. Then again, we think you are well enough acquainted with dead beats to distinguish the clilference. Prof. also says that a moving picture show is an apparatus which causes vibrations of the heart and that said vibrations are usually more intensive at the end of the show. To the seven wonders of the world, Add this as number eight: Girls' hair grows curly in the front. And in the back grows straight. 3 grins:1 giggle 3 giggles:1 smile 3 smiles:1 laugh 3 laughs:you're canned Betty says she has the most horrid name in the whole High School. Don't mind a little thing like that Bettyg just remember you can have your name changed some day, if you will continue to be a nice girl. Am her went? Are her gone? VVill her ne'er come back to I, Nor me see she again? O! Cruel Fate, It cannot was!-Ex. Wie are sorry, kind friends, That we can't roast you all, But our pages are limited, Our oven is small. Miss Kramer says, The best way to get anything done is to do it your- self. That sounds good as far as it goes, but there are some things we cannot do for ourselves, as well as some one else. For instance, Miss K. will never be permitted to marry herself. The ministers have all those jobs clinched. A Jewish employer to his clerk: Aha! I see you are early of late. You were behind beforeg you are first at last. The only thing sure in life is death. And after all, isn't it satisfying tg know that we all end up with the same thing?