Edgerton High School - Edgertonian Yearbook (Edgerton, OH)

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JOKES. .It is a good plan to develop a faculty for work, but beware of working the faculty. Prof. Heer-How was iron discovered? Student-They smelt it. Miss K.-NVhen did the 20th Century begin? F rances-At the birth of Christ. Scholar-Miss Baker, how would you use prefer in a sentence? Miss B. Qabsent-mindedlyj-I prefer an honest man. Scholar-Do you like Kipling? Prof.-Yesg I heartily agree with Kipling. NVhich of his works have you read? Scholar-XVhy, I never read any, but I heard he wrote, The Female of the Species Is More Deadly Than the Male. Miss K. Cin Geography classj-Frances, where is Greenwich? Frances-VVhy, up here in Greenland, ain't it? A Junior-They turned the X-ray on my head at the hospital, but found nothing. VVhat could they expect? Leona--Sam, why don't you get a shave? Can't you raise the price? Sam-Not so easy as I can raise the whiskers. Prof.-NVhat are the three most common words used in H. S.? Student--I don't know. Prof.-You've guessed exactly. I Ae We Know Them: Chilly Bun Sam Dusie Dutch A Ish Fanny Tick Bologna Butch Mab Pee VVee VVes Cody Heard Every Day: I'll bring my excuse tomorrow.

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Prof. Cin Physicsj-VVhat is a horsepower? Ray M.-The power of a horse. Leona-Frances, your waist is ripped. Frances-Oh, darn it! Miss Baker fin Literature, after even Frank had refused to talkj-This is the most irresponsible class I ever saw. XVhen I assign you something, you don't any more intend to get it -than the man in the moon. Prof. Qin Civicsj-Hazel, what is the duty of the Recorder? Hazel Cmisunderstandingj-To look after sudden deaths. Miss K.-VVhat determined the zones? Earl-The Pope did. Miss K.-Betty, did you ever see a meridian? Betty-I don't knowg guess so. In Geog. class-Hazel says New York is on Lake Erie, and Leona, that Cleveland is on the Ohio. .1-ii. A Mosquito. At last upon a Iunior's head, He settled down to drill g I-Ie bored away for half an hour, And then he broke his bill. Mr. Heel' told us some time ago that there were no such things as acci- dents. XVonder what he thought when he fell down and tore his trousers? Miss Baker Cin Lit.j-I think the first chapter of The Harvester is very well written but oh, my! it is too soft for anything. Miss B. fin Spellingj-How many words is they? Frank-They is about eighty. Pauline fin Physics, when discussing electricityj-Is that the same as being magnetized, only Prof. clectrocuted 'em? Betty--Frances, you are two-faced. Alice-That may all be, but I don't believe it. She wouldn't wear the face she has now, if she had two of 'em. Prof.-Sammie, did you ever raise cane? i Sam-Nog I never raise Cain.