Edgerton High School - Edgertonian Yearbook (Edgerton, OH)

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Prof. Heer says that in tuning up a trombone with a piano, it is neces- sary to eliminate all vibrations. No. Prof., those are not vibrations of which you speak. It takes vibra- tions to make any tone at all, viz.: for middle C it requires 512 vibrations per second. Nlfhat you were thinking of, was beats. Then again, we think you are well enough acquainted with dead beats to distinguish the clilference. Prof. also says that a moving picture show is an apparatus which causes vibrations of the heart and that said vibrations are usually more intensive at the end of the show. To the seven wonders of the world, Add this as number eight: Girls' hair grows curly in the front. And in the back grows straight. 3 grins:1 giggle 3 giggles:1 smile 3 smiles:1 laugh 3 laughs:you're canned Betty says she has the most horrid name in the whole High School. Don't mind a little thing like that Bettyg just remember you can have your name changed some day, if you will continue to be a nice girl. Am her went? Are her gone? VVill her ne'er come back to I, Nor me see she again? O! Cruel Fate, It cannot was!-Ex. Wie are sorry, kind friends, That we can't roast you all, But our pages are limited, Our oven is small. Miss Kramer says, The best way to get anything done is to do it your- self. That sounds good as far as it goes, but there are some things we cannot do for ourselves, as well as some one else. For instance, Miss K. will never be permitted to marry herself. The ministers have all those jobs clinched. A Jewish employer to his clerk: Aha! I see you are early of late. You were behind beforeg you are first at last. The only thing sure in life is death. And after all, isn't it satisfying tg know that we all end up with the same thing?

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Oh, was that the tardy bell?,' 1 lost my book, so I couldn't do any home work. How in the world did I get such low grades? ' Shall we write on both sides of the paper? NVho threw that paper wad ? You know you are not to chew gum in school. Miss K. had noticed the striking friendship between Raymond and Florence. Raymond would not study, so great was the infatuation, and she saw that, unless he did, he would not be promoted. Accordingly, she said to him one day, You must study harder, Raymond, or you will not pass the examination. And how would you like to stay back in this class another year and have little Florence go ahead of you? Raymond-Awe, all right: I guess there will be other little Florenees. lNesley--Agneta, I didn't know it was so late. Are you sure that clock is going? V Her Mother-It is going a whole lot faster than you are, young man. l Wanted: Wanted-A rest room provided with a couch.--jay Harris. Wanted-Some flesh-tint putty to fill up my dimples.-Russel Moore. XVanted-A hair-cut.--Oscar Burkhart. . Vlfanted-A girl.-Jay Harris. .u W'anted-A good novel.-VVilliam Grandy, Wanted--A date with a pretty girl.-Russel Moore. VVanted-A wig, or some reliable hair restorer.-A. L. Heer. e Married Men's Club: Earl Chilcote Maurice Killinger VVesley Fisher Raymond Hilbert Cranston Poole Can You Imagine Elizabeth and Frances separated? Dorothea W'iles not studying? VVillie XVrinkle far from manual training room? Pauline not talking Montana? Frank Haddix without a toothpick? Frances Bell not whispering? Maurice Killinger without a girl? Leona R. not squealing? Alice B. without her Virgil, lesson? August H. with his Virgil lesson? Leafa F. without a giggle? Louden E. without his hand up? Mabel S. without red hair? Earl C. on the outs with Thelma more than a week?