Edgerton High School - Edgertonian Yearbook (Edgerton, OH)

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Today s Prudence is Tomorrow Pleasure What you save today will be like something found and by adding a. little now and then you can look forward to days of pleasure instead of having want and misery staring yr u in the face when old age comes creeping among you. We offer you safety for your money and pay you 3 per cent interest. The Edgerton State Bank Go. Edgerton., 0hio Si-ne-e lS70 We Have Been lfmuying, Selghng and Re- pairing Jewelry Sz Silverware in Edgerton This long experience in this business, has taught us much con- cerning the purchase of Jewelry, and in every purchase at our store, we give you the benefit of our long experience in selecting jewelry of qua ity. If you buy it at' The Quality Shop you may know that it is right, and will outlive ltS guarantee. Y Hopkins 5' Son Sole Agents For South Bend and Rockford Watches ...A

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HIGH SCHOOL MENAGERIE. l i .3 Monkey-Ray Maier.. ' Elephant-Edwin Krill and Marie Van Dusen, Giraffe-Lee Crall. Bear-Miss Clements. Mule-Darla Mann and Earl XVeitz. Crabs-Junior Class. Porcupine-Leo Dietsch and Prof. Riggle. JOKES. There are so many pretty girls in E. H. S. that you can't blame a fellow for coming to school just to look around, Billie Upp has had his small pocketbook tied up ever since the organi- zation of the Socialist Party. -He can't get it open, even to get a hair cut. Alice Barnes-Cin Caesarj- lVhat case is 'vocates' in? Miss C-fvery solemnlyj- Why, it's masculine. In General History Samuel M- was dicussing the bravery of the Spartan Youth and said: They were starved and compelled to steal their living, and one stole a fox. and was concealing it under his waist-coat, when it tore out his 'vituals' and he didn't make a face. Betty Van-fto the girl with whom she was talkingj Oh! darnit! My goodness gracious, sakes alive! 'scuse my slang, really I'm tryin, to cut it out. Mr. Boss-fAfter becoming tired of explaining a Geometry Theorem to Ray Maierl 'WVhy, you would be the biggest dunce in town, if it were alot for me. r l L Miss Clements-ffkfter calling on Betty Vani- in,iCaesar, and Betty having recited-for a changej 'fXVhy Betty you must have found your books. ' The Faculty is alarmed about the condition of' Doris F-. A train of thought passed thrue her brain and wrecked it. Pr'ncipal Boss says he has never been kissed by a girl. He is welcome to that distinction. Miss C.-fIn Virgilj Andrew, why did not Aeneas take part in Sacred Games? Mr, Irish- W'hy, he was too pins. The mystery of the strange light on the Andes has been solved. It proved to-be Red Mast searching for his Virgil. The Miss,' in front of the name of Mann , does not necessarily mean that she is young. k

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LL ADS. XVANTED-A greased plank from jr, Year to Commencement 1914. Estel Hopkins. NVANTED-A new tie Qmatrimonialjl. Edwin Carleton Krill. LOST-One perfectly good, slightly used, stick of chewing gum. Doris Fusselman. VVANTED-Office of Secretary and Treasurer of Edgerton State Bank. Andy Irish. ' NVANTED-More independent spirit. Ruby Claire Foulk. NVANTED--Agency Ligget and Myers. james Clare Mast. FOUND-One paper containing Outline of Conciliation Speech. Esther Maier. WANTED-One 4 qt. bottle Intense Trailing Arnbutus. Mary Barnes. LOST-Paul Baker's Reputation. NEEDED-A step-ladder-by Miss Clements. Qthat she may he able to reach the notes in her Violin Musicl. WVANTED'-Common Sense. Frances Bell. STOLEN-One case Schlitz-from C. E. VVeitz. XVANTED-fA more dignified Senior President.