Edgerton High School - Edgertonian Yearbook (Edgerton, OH)

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Doris F.-is much interested in The Leader of that German? Bandfi Prof. Un classesj :-Nancy Lammeter was the beautifulest lady there. Edna C. fIn Litj :-Harriet Beecher married a man. Audrew:-Xvhere is seven? i Prof.:-just before eight. Q Mr. Boss-They cleaned house in the Senate and Uncle joe Cannon had to move out. Prof. fOn St. Patrick's Dayj :-Clare, where is your green ribbon? Clare:-Don't know. Guess someone swiped it. Q An Irishman was trying to sell some iron window sashes, and in recom- mending them, he said, These sashes will last you forever, sir, and after- wards if you have no further use for them you can sell them for old iron. Rumor has it that Este! Hopkins has eaten a gallon of molasses every day for the past eight years. That accounts for him sticking around so long in E. H. S. P ' Possibly the Turk lay dreaming of the hour a little to late in the morn- ing. Rulby fln a class meetingj :-Don't now! you boys are so ofticious. Senior-frecalling poets laureate of Englandj :-Cibber, Dustin, VVhite- head, Tate, Tennyson, Austen, Poe, etc. Cook-VVhat kind of meat do you prefer? Senior fthinking of Irvingj:-Salamagundig or, if you haven't got it Alhambria will do. Irving purchased 'SSunnyside at Tarrytown: went to Spain, but was dissatisfied, so he came back and died.-EFFIE FRAGER. Cotton Bradford's Magnalia Christi Americanian and Sandy Byrd's Dairy are the greatest works of any colonial writers.-DARLA MANN. Esther:-Kin I git your 'oi1tlir1e? fOn Burke's Conciliation speechj. Estel:-Huh. Sure. Goin' fishin'? Sonny's Diet for Stomach Trouble. Breakfast :-New 'Zeland Frog's Toadstools. Dinner :-Black Cat's Tails. Supper :-Old Hnorse Shoes. Lunch:-Ten-penny nails 'and Brick Bats. Gilmore Simms was too week to take his arms to the Civil war. Oh you 10 cent Habersham on the Challahoochee, r Essay on Poe. ' Poe was very prominent in the edition of two papers, but was dis- charged on account of intoxication. He died of Appendicitis and Snakes in his boots.-JAMES CLARE MAST.

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r l. I . . l Don't Forget 'rnemonlana W. H. Killings H e Dealer in Where you may Fresh and feel at home Smoked Mrs. Yackee Meats Hostess l 'The Oak Manufacturing Co. I - MANUFACTURERS OF All Kinds Baskets also Building Material Handle The Best Grade of Hard and Soft 60111. I Are Always in The Market For All'-Kinds of Good Timber ' The Oak Mfg. Company I A H. L. PooLE, Mgr. i

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FIRE! Iwrite insurance in six of the leading STOCK COMPANIES Automobile, Accident, H alth, Bur- glary, La y Th ft Plate Glass. Steam Bolle , Fld IIiyB ds Surety Bonds, Liability, and Life I lill- W. Mead Irish Edgerton, Ohio Phone 19 Dr. G. R. Curl Physician and Surgeon Edgerton, Ohio Selling Good Gro- ceries Builds Up Business. It has always been our belief that the best way to build up and maintain a good business is to keep the quality high and the price sonable, thereby make many sales to satisfied customers. We are satisfied with this method. Cleanliness, Purity, Promptness These are the features of our busi- nessg no matter how rushed we are or how low the prices. PORTER'S See Our Line of Styleplus Clothes ' the same price the World over Crossett Shoes in up-to- date styles. Dry Goods and Gents' Furnishings Mast Clothingeio Dry Goods Store J