Edgerton High School - Edgertonian Yearbook (Edgerton, OH)

Page 81 text:

r l. I . . l Don't Forget 'rnemonlana W. H. Killings H e Dealer in Where you may Fresh and feel at home Smoked Mrs. Yackee Meats Hostess l 'The Oak Manufacturing Co. I - MANUFACTURERS OF All Kinds Baskets also Building Material Handle The Best Grade of Hard and Soft 60111. I Are Always in The Market For All'-Kinds of Good Timber ' The Oak Mfg. Company I A H. L. PooLE, Mgr. i

Page 80 text:

Mr. Boss Cat the close of recessj:-Those folks who are speaking, please take their seats. Miss Clements :-The singing this morning was just perfectly terrible, If I must use that expression, Artemus Ward, a great humorist said :-I'm bound to live within my means if I have to borrow money to do it. George Spake QIn 'Historyj :-lVhen the Southern States turned over, Stephens did to. Dutch :-Do you smoke, Bologna? Maurice :-No, if I smoke at all I smoke tobacco. ' ' The poor benighted Hindu, He does all he kin dog - He sticks to his caste to the very last, And for clothes he makes his skin do. The juniors:- Ba-a-a. If I can't have my seat changed, I'm going home. ' Two Irishrnen met once, and referred to the illness of a third. Poor Michael Hogan! Faith, I'm afraid he's going to die, said one. And why would he die? asked the other. Oh, he's got so thin! you're thin enough and I'm thin but by my soul, Michael Hogan is thinner than both of us put togetherf' Two deacons one disputing about a new grave yard, one remarked: I'1l never be buried in that ground as long as I live. VVhat an obstinate man said the other, If my life is spared, I will. Red Mast 1-I'm perfectly satisfied where they put me. Darla likes to jig but when she won't they lVanna-maker. Two men were pulling on their boots. One pulled away at the straps until one broke when he exclaimed, I don't believe I'll ever get this boot on till I've worn them a spell l At a crowded concert to hear Patti the other night, a young lady was looking for a seat. Is it a seat you want, Miss? asked the Irish usher. Yes, a seat, please. Indade, Miss, said Mike, I should be glad to give you a sate, but the empty ones are all full. , An Irishman, describing the trading powers of a genuine Yankee said: If he was cast away on a desolate island, he'd get up the next mornin' and go 'round selling maps to the inhabitants. Prof, Un Lit.j :-Wlhere was Poe going when he died ? Ray- To the hospital. . Mr. Boos fIn Histj :--XVhat amendments were made to the constitu- tion after the thirteenth? . . Esther M.:-The fourteenth and fifteenth. . To the question of, lVhat was Lincoln's temperament? the following ariiswer was given :- Lincoln was a tall and tender manf' I 5

Page 82 text:

Doris F.-is much interested in The Leader of that German? Bandfi Prof. Un classesj :-Nancy Lammeter was the beautifulest lady there. Edna C. fIn Litj :-Harriet Beecher married a man. Audrew:-Xvhere is seven? i Prof.:-just before eight. Q Mr. Boss-They cleaned house in the Senate and Uncle joe Cannon had to move out. Prof. fOn St. Patrick's Dayj :-Clare, where is your green ribbon? Clare:-Don't know. Guess someone swiped it. Q An Irishman was trying to sell some iron window sashes, and in recom- mending them, he said, These sashes will last you forever, sir, and after- wards if you have no further use for them you can sell them for old iron. Rumor has it that Este! Hopkins has eaten a gallon of molasses every day for the past eight years. That accounts for him sticking around so long in E. H. S. P ' Possibly the Turk lay dreaming of the hour a little to late in the morn- ing. Rulby fln a class meetingj :-Don't now! you boys are so ofticious. Senior-frecalling poets laureate of Englandj :-Cibber, Dustin, VVhite- head, Tate, Tennyson, Austen, Poe, etc. Cook-VVhat kind of meat do you prefer? Senior fthinking of Irvingj:-Salamagundig or, if you haven't got it Alhambria will do. Irving purchased 'SSunnyside at Tarrytown: went to Spain, but was dissatisfied, so he came back and died.-EFFIE FRAGER. Cotton Bradford's Magnalia Christi Americanian and Sandy Byrd's Dairy are the greatest works of any colonial writers.-DARLA MANN. Esther:-Kin I git your 'oi1tlir1e? fOn Burke's Conciliation speechj. Estel:-Huh. Sure. Goin' fishin'? Sonny's Diet for Stomach Trouble. Breakfast :-New 'Zeland Frog's Toadstools. Dinner :-Black Cat's Tails. Supper :-Old Hnorse Shoes. Lunch:-Ten-penny nails 'and Brick Bats. Gilmore Simms was too week to take his arms to the Civil war. Oh you 10 cent Habersham on the Challahoochee, r Essay on Poe. ' Poe was very prominent in the edition of two papers, but was dis- charged on account of intoxication. He died of Appendicitis and Snakes in his boots.-JAMES CLARE MAST.