Edgerton High School - Edgertonian Yearbook (Edgerton, OH)

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Mr. Boss Cat the close of recessj:-Those folks who are speaking, please take their seats. Miss Clements :-The singing this morning was just perfectly terrible, If I must use that expression, Artemus Ward, a great humorist said :-I'm bound to live within my means if I have to borrow money to do it. George Spake QIn 'Historyj :-lVhen the Southern States turned over, Stephens did to. Dutch :-Do you smoke, Bologna? Maurice :-No, if I smoke at all I smoke tobacco. ' ' The poor benighted Hindu, He does all he kin dog - He sticks to his caste to the very last, And for clothes he makes his skin do. The juniors:- Ba-a-a. If I can't have my seat changed, I'm going home. ' Two Irishrnen met once, and referred to the illness of a third. Poor Michael Hogan! Faith, I'm afraid he's going to die, said one. And why would he die? asked the other. Oh, he's got so thin! you're thin enough and I'm thin but by my soul, Michael Hogan is thinner than both of us put togetherf' Two deacons one disputing about a new grave yard, one remarked: I'1l never be buried in that ground as long as I live. VVhat an obstinate man said the other, If my life is spared, I will. Red Mast 1-I'm perfectly satisfied where they put me. Darla likes to jig but when she won't they lVanna-maker. Two men were pulling on their boots. One pulled away at the straps until one broke when he exclaimed, I don't believe I'll ever get this boot on till I've worn them a spell l At a crowded concert to hear Patti the other night, a young lady was looking for a seat. Is it a seat you want, Miss? asked the Irish usher. Yes, a seat, please. Indade, Miss, said Mike, I should be glad to give you a sate, but the empty ones are all full. , An Irishman, describing the trading powers of a genuine Yankee said: If he was cast away on a desolate island, he'd get up the next mornin' and go 'round selling maps to the inhabitants. Prof, Un Lit.j :-Wlhere was Poe going when he died ? Ray- To the hospital. . Mr. Boos fIn Histj :--XVhat amendments were made to the constitu- tion after the thirteenth? . . Esther M.:-The fourteenth and fifteenth. . To the question of, lVhat was Lincoln's temperament? the following ariiswer was given :- Lincoln was a tall and tender manf' I 5

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Haddix E Son -DEALERS IN- Cigars, Tobacco, Confectionery, Soft Drinks, and Ice Cream Soda ALSO - CENTRAL HOTEL--RESTAURANT Edgerton, Ohio ' The Best Place in the county to have your PICTURES taken. Good Work and 1 , , low Prices All that keeps them from real life is-that they don't talk. MRS. LONG'S PHOTOGRAPHS PHoNE 61 1 l 1 I l - - l

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