Edgerton High School - Edgertonian Yearbook (Edgerton, OH)

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Haddix E Son -DEALERS IN- Cigars, Tobacco, Confectionery, Soft Drinks, and Ice Cream Soda ALSO - CENTRAL HOTEL--RESTAURANT Edgerton, Ohio ' The Best Place in the county to have your PICTURES taken. Good Work and 1 , , low Prices All that keeps them from real life is-that they don't talk. MRS. LONG'S PHOTOGRAPHS PHoNE 61 1 l 1 I l - - l

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JOKES A Talk on Manuel Training, Leafa. freferring to sewingj-lVhat do they do with tl1e things which they make? he Miss C. Cthinking of cookingj-Eat them. Lee-I put the chocolate on the cake and set it in the oven to cook. Miss C.--VVl1at is personiiication? Cranston-Personiiication is when animals talk. Wllat is a papoose? Leo Crelating Indian storyj-He put the baby in the papoose. Mabel-They could defend themselves not. Miss C.-Put your fkjnot before. Lee-Athletics makes men and women roburst, Helen fdescription of the interior of a churchj-On the pulpit is a davenport. Teacher-Leo, where did you get the plot for your story? Leo-I read it in a book. Teacher-Enos, where did you get yours? Enos-VVhy-I-I didn't have any. Latin Teacher-What is the Latin word for snow ? Leo-Nix. Latin Teacher-Correct. What is the genitive? Leo-Nixi. - The first thing staged by the Seniors was a quarrel for the part of Leading Lady. An Irishman got out of his carriage at a railway station for refresh- ments, but the bell rang and the train left before he had finished his repast. I-Iould on ! cried Pat as he ran like a madman after the car, hould on, ye murtherin, old stame injung ye've got a passenger on board that's left behind. Miss C:-- Clare are you deaf or why don't you pay any attention to what I say? Clare :- 'Yes, I'm deaf. Miss C:-- Then how do you know what I said? i Prof Un Litjz- Who wrote 'VValden,' Edna? ' Edna W. :-I don't know, but I'll ask 'Bill. X - Marie V. fln geomj :-I don't know what it is, but it's in the arith- mletic.

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Mr. Boss Cat the close of recessj:-Those folks who are speaking, please take their seats. Miss Clements :-The singing this morning was just perfectly terrible, If I must use that expression, Artemus Ward, a great humorist said :-I'm bound to live within my means if I have to borrow money to do it. George Spake QIn 'Historyj :-lVhen the Southern States turned over, Stephens did to. Dutch :-Do you smoke, Bologna? Maurice :-No, if I smoke at all I smoke tobacco. ' ' The poor benighted Hindu, He does all he kin dog - He sticks to his caste to the very last, And for clothes he makes his skin do. The juniors:- Ba-a-a. If I can't have my seat changed, I'm going home. ' Two Irishrnen met once, and referred to the illness of a third. Poor Michael Hogan! Faith, I'm afraid he's going to die, said one. And why would he die? asked the other. Oh, he's got so thin! you're thin enough and I'm thin but by my soul, Michael Hogan is thinner than both of us put togetherf' Two deacons one disputing about a new grave yard, one remarked: I'1l never be buried in that ground as long as I live. VVhat an obstinate man said the other, If my life is spared, I will. Red Mast 1-I'm perfectly satisfied where they put me. Darla likes to jig but when she won't they lVanna-maker. Two men were pulling on their boots. One pulled away at the straps until one broke when he exclaimed, I don't believe I'll ever get this boot on till I've worn them a spell l At a crowded concert to hear Patti the other night, a young lady was looking for a seat. Is it a seat you want, Miss? asked the Irish usher. Yes, a seat, please. Indade, Miss, said Mike, I should be glad to give you a sate, but the empty ones are all full. , An Irishman, describing the trading powers of a genuine Yankee said: If he was cast away on a desolate island, he'd get up the next mornin' and go 'round selling maps to the inhabitants. Prof, Un Lit.j :-Wlhere was Poe going when he died ? Ray- To the hospital. . Mr. Boos fIn Histj :--XVhat amendments were made to the constitu- tion after the thirteenth? . . Esther M.:-The fourteenth and fifteenth. . To the question of, lVhat was Lincoln's temperament? the following ariiswer was given :- Lincoln was a tall and tender manf' I 5