Economy High School - Senior Annual Yearbook (Economy, IN)

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P3 E3C3Ra To the Glass of 1919 Today we think of none but you. Our wish: May all your Dreams come true ' COMPLIMENTS OF American Trust Savings Bank RICHMOND, INDIANA To the Glass of 19 r T r The Northern Wayne Bank extends its heartiest con- gratulations- ' -ancI would have it remember that Economy is the Road to wealth. I JOHN M. MANNING, Cashier I DAISY OSBORN, Asst. Cashier I m

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See The Point? Henry — I have at last thought of a job for you. Geralfl — What is it? Henry — Lincnian for a wireless teletjraph company. Miss Shera didn ' t have the flu. did she? Xo : they never have it after they are fifty. .- sk Willard Jordan if he knows what mistletoe is. Miss Shera — What tense do you use when you say ' I am beautiful ' ? R.VLEiGH — Remote past. Mrs. Bishopp— ORDER, Order! Boy in Rear — . beer for mine. Lois, said her father, it ' s a very solemn thin to be married. Ves, said the daughter. Init it ' s a deal solemner not to be. Teacher — What is your name? ( lilhert — The bovs call nie ' Pete, ' but my maiden name is Gill)ert. Margaret — Is there anything you can do better than anybody else? Benjamin — ' es : I can read my own writing. ( )ne of Juanita ' s gentleman friends, calling on her was invited into the house. No, he said, mv feet are dirty. That don ' t make any difference, she said, you have your shoes on. Mrs. Bishopp — Who besides Longfellow was born in 1807? ' (ierald — Shakespeare was born in that year. Miss Shera — ' es, all of those which you named — com. wheat, rye and barley — are raised in this region, but I have in mind another crop which I think you have not named. A long silence. Miss .Shera — Why, maize. Miss .Shera — Kenneth Cain, if you don ' t behave. I ' ll send you to Mrs. Bishopp. Kenneth — What was 1 doing? Miss Shera — I don ' t know, or 1 would send you now. Faye — The man for me is the one that can drive with one hand. Carrie — The one for me i the one that lets me drive. Miss .Shera — Raleigh, can you tell me the difference between accident and misfortune? Raleigh — Yes. If you fell into the ri er, that would be an accident; but if somebody res- cued you. that would be a misfortune. .Mrs. I ' .i hopp (to a class in Knglish i — What is the phrase most used by boys? Edgar l-armer — I don ' t know. ' Mrs. Bisho] i — Correct. Harold Mownian. aid Miss Shera, is that chewing gum xou have in )our mouth? ' es, ma ' am, said Harold. Bring it to me this instant. ' Wait ' til tomorrow and I will bring ou a fresh stick, said Harold.

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WHAT ' S The Joke? r.ov — Can a person be punished for something he didn ' t do? Teacher — ( )1 course not. I ' .oy — Well. I haven ' t done my Geometry. How do you, sir? ' exclaimed the pistman as he greeted the auctioneer. I do as I am I)id, answered the auctioneer. Much the same here. rejoined the postman. I do as I am directed. Captain — This coffee tastes like mud. Orderly — Well, the kitchen squad said it w as ground this morning. I sav. doctor, did you ever doctor another doctor.- ' ( )h. yes. Well, tell me this, does a doctor doctor a doctor the way the doctored doctor wants to be doctored, or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor the other doctor in his own way ? ' Teacher — Johnnie, do you know where shingles were first used. ' Jolumie (modestly) — I ' d rather not tell. Harry — Tt doesn ' t pay to hurt people ' s feelings, you know. I ' riend — ( )h, I don ' t know, the dentist makes good money at it. Teacher — Johnnie, what is a cube? ' ' Johnnie — . cube is a solid enclosed with si.x square planes. ' ' Teacher — Harold, what is a cone? Harold — ■■. cone is a funnel with ice-cream in it. I have lived on an apple a day for six months. That is nothing. I have lived on dirt all my life. Teacher — Describe water. Hoy — Water is a white fluid that turns Iilack when we put our hands in it. Clerk — Xow, see here, boy, I can ' t spend the whole day showing you penny tuys. Do you want the earth with a little red fence around it for a penny? l!oy — Let me see it. The touring car liad turned upside down, burying the motorist under it, but the village offi- cial was not to be turned from his duty. It ' s no use hiding there, sir, he said, I must have your name and address. Customer — Send up fifty cents worth of bacon. Shopman — Anything else? Customer — Yes, if my wife is not at home have the bo - put it through the kev hole. Two Jews in a street car. First Jew — I have just come from New York, the Irish are as thick as hops there. Second Jew— I have just been down to Saratoga and that jjlace is thick with Irish too. Wish I coulfl get where there were no Irish. Mrs. Flannigan (across the aisle) — Go to h — 1 and you will find no Irish there. 40