Eckerd College - Logos Yearbook (St Petersburg, FL)

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To Howard, I leave Magina came down from New Jersey . . . , a Big V with a bald beaver, Valentine ' s dance freshman year and revisited senior year, a picture of you when you were bald, You ' re too beautiful for a name like Magina. , withdrawal symptoms from a day without gossip, Vhen ire your parents coming? I need a free meal. , and a night with I ' m an exhibitionist and I ' m free if you show her your vision. To Susan, I leave Hanna and Savannah, Phyllis ' jello jam, Will you do mine too? , a breastical ornamentation and a nostical oralmentation, Cousin It, no shoes, no shaving, and no jewlery , a fork, even Larry , earrings from America, a bra that ' s awesome for flashing, your own BK chain in Australia. To Mary D., I leave the numbers 1911, 1912, and my Petunia Margo Rose. To Mary Z., ! leave euthanasia - go, go, go!, the Vuss Patrol Fan Club presidency , a lifetime worth of gossip till dawn. To Becky , I leave Sade at the Keys, long talks on lazy days, sunshine. To Harold, I leave free driving lessons, my vision and my appetite, a couple pairs of Calvin Klein underwear, shorts that don ' t glow in the dark, hours of do , strawberry , a late night swim, a smile, a wonderful life. . . To Tina, I leave Oprah is our idol, Vill you give me a hug? , The Never-Ending Diet. . . To Mark Smith, I leave my appreciation of your perverted humor, good advice, insight, and Kahlua. To Tom Vest, I leave 1 6 counts, Clinical and Counseling pop quizzes, and thanks for my favorite class - Gestalt Psychology . To Professor MacDougall, I leave a Budweiser belt buckle, Michael Jackson gloves, DD, rights to the word parsimonious , every source file that caused me weeks of agony . Margaret Racaniello To Doris Bazzini, I leave the Stellazzini Alliance, the dock, the fort, and the platform, naked pizza, a lifetime time supply of Farina, Disney Vorld, Space Mountain ' s favorite passenger - P.V., Late Night with Frank Cannon, 101 Dalmations, a Springsteen concert together, summer vacations, city excursions and boardwalk nights. All my gratitude and appreciation for not only being my love, . . . but also my friend. To Todd Stewart, I leave a sudden trip to Tampa, an eight-pack of diet Coke, a good laugh about the Bugg, and a Jackson Browne cassette To Rich Dean, I leave Autumn term afternoon which we slept through, a road trip to Tallahassee, a car fire in the ashtray , first song of the second side of Bruce ' s seventh album. To Mark Richardson, I leave free laundry service for a year, a Cobra and a phone to phone home , Morris Day songs, late night food hunts with hardly any cash, and the book : Ten Easy Vays to Stop Snoring or At Least So Your Rommate Can ' t Hear, by Dr .Bobby Lowondo. Brian Stella Friends, laughter, parties, and places, there i; much I wish to remember about Eckerd College To my dorm, Berkeley House, I leave the room inventories and two unopened rolls of contac paper. To Steve Matz, I leave my water guns and { alarm clock. j j c fijTt ' P6 7

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and Blotto, We Ye going to study Spanish , Figueroa ' s torture methods, the Munchmobile record, a fight with 2 homosexuals if you don ' t play the Village People, the masturbatory and sodomistic representative of our club, rights to the word dude , Little Guitars , growing up together, a special bond, all that we gained from being best friends, my everlasting love for always being there, understanding and knowing me so well, accepting and loving me unconditionally , the Good Love... To Clare, I leave a microphone for singing You Light of My Life , I ' m gonna f — you up the butt! , 3 hours of sleep during Autumn Term, the Pub every Tuesday , Thursday , Friday, and Saturday night, my, how, you ' ve grown , a virgin to sacrifice at the S+M club, Now there ' s my favorite R.A. , a how-to book for cleaning your refrigerator, Morticia, cod Todd, MacDougall ' s vocabulary , rights to the word refreshing , grilled cheese and french fries, the human tampon, the trap, 2 tales of 2 cities (it ' s still stupid), gravy for your macaroni, that ' s a good idea, B.B. + R.C., you don ' t have to hold the handle , a tape recording of all your jokes so you can laugh yourself silly , he ' s really intelligent , meditating in Morris House, Oprah Hour, Kahlua, get out of town , page 218, Macaroni and cheese, our predictions for the future, From Cow Back to Human, Blimpo No Snacko!, No Fat Chicks!, You have a beautiful crotch , Todd 7, Kitty and Kenny Kirchman, being the first one to tie the knot , a lifetime friend, all the happiness in the world... To Ellen, I leave Congr adulations on your engagement , the Kiwi fruit from August to May , an I Hate Boys Club bumper sticker for the Shupenmobile, the Big C, the honor of being the member of our club who ' s been kicked out the most, lesbian dreams and pranks, Next time we will all get kinky together , a ride to the BK drive-thru twice in 10 minutes, I transferred , a regular spoon for eating an omelette or stromboli, Does he live in our dorm? . Rock (I ' m not small everywhere!), Thing, That 103 degree fever is all from nerves , the paper we used to figure our chances of making RA, Breasties , Grouper Shuper, maxi-pads that read I want you! one week, a Margarita-Elena party, ten different versions of Let ' s go to bed , a plane ticket to Germany and a razor for when you return, a walk to the seawall with a hetrosexual male with great teeth, enough laughter and faith for a lifetime. To Kristen, I leave a bet you ' re guaranteed to win, all the points you want every Saturday night, Take me to Denny ' s and I ' ll be your best friend! , a car without payments due, rice cakes, the man with no popo, Gomez, the room adjacent to mine ten years from now in the maternity ward, a nickname, a 6 foot tall well-built Linguini to share an incredible and special life with. To Melody , I leave I ' m selfish and controlling! , a presentation of the B-B-B-Big M-M-M-Money , Big Oral, the title of muscle control coordinator, a daily supply of bread and water, an eight inch Jolly Joe, It ' s been since - , Ooh, aah, what a feeling, go man go - touchdown! ! 10

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To Eric, I must •admit that his fish was the l biggest. To my special friend, Carla Corrina Cosio, I leave a year ' s supply of Saga donuts and jogging at the crack of dawn. To Mary Zimnick, I leave my phone number. To Caroline Crosby, I leave my suntan lotion and beach bag. To my dear friends, Val-lerry and Polly morph, I leave memories of the beach, Jimmy Buffett, cheeseburgers, Meyers, late night study parties, the three stooges, the Monkees, Chicago, Atlanta, Alma, London, diet Coke, and all my love. Ve ' ll always be more than Christmas card friends. Goodbye Eckerd College! ! ! Sara Leah Valker I, Tracey Merithew, being of sound mind and body (I think) bequeath the following: To ALL my friends, I leave thanks for your friendship and all the fun times. To Carla Cosio, I leave my car, bunk beds, and Larry ' s Ice Cream. To Sue 0 Kilner, I leave beach sand, The Old Vorld Cheese Shop, and T. Lou . To Doris Bazz , I leave a bottle of rum, black boots, and a certain golfcart. To Val Cerny , I leave my sense of humor. To Kim McBride, I leave my tan . To Gretchen Fajaro, I leave my Spanish grammar book, and my high tops. To Paul Braham, I leave a BK chicken sandwich, and Donna ' s car keys. To Hap Johnson, I leave all my JCP notes that he missed in class. To Matt S., I leave my French book (and no, it doesn ' t have all the answers). To all the students who I tutored in Spanish, I leave all my notes and lots of luck - Lonnie, Mike, Chris, etc. . Finally, to all my friends, I leave a sad goodbye and a supply of stamps and stationary. Please keep in touch, this is not the end but the beginning. Tracey Merithew I, Chris Brinales, being of not totally sound mind and body , leave my stereo and albums to my ex-roomie Donna Totani, not really! ! Psych! ! I want to say to all my friends thanks for the memories and good times, you know who you an. I hope everyone had as much fun as I did here at the Eckerd College country club for the past four years. This has been one of the best times of my life and I thank you all for it. Now remember to keep in touch always, and who will be the first to go down in marriage?!? Remember me in the freezing cold in Chicago and come visit soon. Good luck to you all!!!! I also want to say thanks to my parents for giving me this opportunity to attend such a wonderful college, I love you both and thank you so much for everything!! I also leave, for all the people who love the seawall, the hooks on the palms trees for your hammock. Enjoy! ! Last but not least : One slip and down the hole we fall, It seems to take no time at all, A momentary lapse of reason, that binds a life for a life, The one regret, you ' ll never forget, there ' ll be no sleep here tonight. Pink Floyd May Thursday night KEGS live forever, Oberg! ! Chris Brinales