Eckerd College - Logos Yearbook (St Petersburg, FL)

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To Margaret, I leave the other third of the royalties for the Psych Lab song , a tank top to wear to the PL, a big bulge of happiness in the future, an eyebrow - pubic (private) hair detector, the ability to deal with a panic situation, you can ' t tell morn in degrees , a new telephone because I ' ve worn yours out, the ability to dodge falling boards in a BRA, and all my love always - maybe we ' ll end up at Rutgers together, or at least in New Jersey. To Jeff, I leave a suitcase so he can be packed and out of here in two hours. To Professor Jeff Howard, I leave twelve handwritten test booklets, a subscription to Self-Monitors of America Magazine, and all my love and thanks to you for helping me to understand the Amino Acids of Psychology . To Professor Mark Davis, I leave a lifetime supply of Media Graphs (the beauty of research), shares in the Nestle ' s chocolate manufacturing company, 1500 more lollipops, and most of all thanks for all your help and support. Your classes taught me so much , and I don ' t think I ' 11 ever forget what I ' ve learned in them. It ' s great to be able to laugh and learn at the same time. To Kim Kirby, I leave flexible grip control, fun and memories of freshman year , a free ticket to sneak into the pool , a catapult , a new Emotions tape, and all my love to the greatest friend ever. To my family , I leave all my love and thanks for making me what I am. I love you all ! ! Doris Bazzini Thanks to my parents for making everything possible. All my love. To Mike, thanks for being the best hubby in the world, my love forever ; and Karen remember all the good times. Catalina W at son To the EC inmates, I, Mary Dermody , leave long nights in the lab, all-nighters writing a paper or putting together a well-kept journal, swamping in Marine Invertebrates, lost meal cards, seminar, r oaches in the bathroom, spiders in the bathroom, no toilet paper in the bathroom, obscene notes on message boards , finals, midterms, and any other tests, flu epidemics , the Munch Mobile , Sunday lunches in Saga, buying $1 50 worth of books each semester, dorm furniture, making new friends, parties , singing B-52 ' s on the John, the London Victory Club, shopping at Albertson ' s in your pajamas, cruising dorm drive for no reason, real mail in your boxes and having fun in a semi-retarded kinda way ! ! ! P.S. I would leave the memories, but I ' m taking them with me! ! Mary Dermody I, Margaret Racaniello, leave to these looney -tunes the following: To Greg, I leave Mind if I watch the A-Tearn?! , Ronald Reagan at Sid Vicious, Lamp Man, a Peanuts coloring book, some people may think it ' s immoral... , Lurch, Vide World of Spurts subscription, homemade rnatzoh ball soup, 130 m p h minimum, canned Campbell ' s wonton soup for an emergency , all the time we spent agonizing over RA interviews, a speedometer that stops at 85 mph, sexual hour and revolutionary hour, dirty dishes at the Keys, We ' ll be O.K. as long as we don ' t go near the bed , puppet strings, CUN-HAI, danks and head butts, Scott ' s sheets, aerodynamic, anal lips, farting on command, bathing Blotto in the Scott House tub, a lifesize Rambo doll for you 9 J

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I, Doris Bazzini, being of sound mind and body do hereby bequeath the following : To Brian , I leave a chicken sandwhich with cheese and heavy mayo, all of the Disney movies, Face Without A Name, the keys to my Datsun which he drives more than me anyway , a year ' s supply of shampoo, future summers without $80 phone bills, a gaseous cerebrum, 2- hour love sessions 4 times a day , a lifetime of being babied, all my love and memories of the past 3 years. Fletch lines ( He ain ' t doing no singin with the Tabernacle Choir ), Stellazzini, dock, Springsteen, Cowboy, the shore, CCC, state b-ball, BK runs, naked pizza parties, Like Multiple , Did you go to the Springsteen concert? , The T.I.T., guitar- lessons, and Rutgers . To Clare, I leave a third of the royalties from the Psych Lab song when it hits the charts, a rollodex full of memories, congestion-free days, a yellow-bellied sap sucker, a 1 6-minute breath, The Snyder Self-Monitoring Scale, a hand to smell, a squeaky door that wakes you up at 6 :00 am, Fletch dialogue ( Got the whole fist in there Doc? ), all the memories of being senior r commies, a new exercise ball for Little Girl, a data-less year ahead, She-Man reruns, all of my love and the best of luck in the future ss Mrs. Clare Kirchrnan. To Susie, I leave a guide to get you through the French Metro while you sleep, a hoarse voice to sound like the Boss , a bottle of Tylenol for putting up with me for 3 years, a boat to sail back to the Don Cesar, the book that I ' d like to write together on How To Get Your Man Back , and a big hug for all we ' ve been through together. To Maria (Ree), I leave a special calling card number that dials anywhere in the world in less than a minute for all yo ur international loves, my partridge family records (any you don ' t already have), a farm house with no electricity, Vhat is this a convention center? , my little brother, and all my love and thanks - Italian sisters forever. To Tracey, I leave all my Cars tapes, a weekend getaway ticket to Mexico, a golf cart that can ' t be moved without a key , all the men at Cowboy , and a special thanks for my first tampon. To Dawn, I leave a jaccuzzi so that we won ' t have to go from hotel to hotel, sunbathing on Jeff ' s ledge freshman year, a hug for all the great advice you ' ve given me, and lots of love and luck in the future. To Michelle, I leave a grass skirt for our 1 year reunion, 6 dozen Halloween pumpkins, the real story about Heartbreak Ridge, and the best of luck in the future. To Carla, I leave all our freshman bus rides together for 9 :30 mass at Blessed Trinity . To Todd, I leave a set of earplugs to wear whenever I have man problems, a debate-less year ahead, and a girder to support your future. To Susan, I leave all our 70 ' s golden oldies - Halfbreed , Gypsies Tramps and Thieves , Seasons in the Sun , Billy Don ' t Be A Hero , a Stevie Nicks album collection, Stand Back, Stand Back , The Best of Suzanne Vega, take the skinheads bowling, a heartfelt thanks for letting me listen to your song - The Veil is fantastic. I ' ll miss you so much next year.

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and Blotto, We Ye going to study Spanish , Figueroa ' s torture methods, the Munchmobile record, a fight with 2 homosexuals if you don ' t play the Village People, the masturbatory and sodomistic representative of our club, rights to the word dude , Little Guitars , growing up together, a special bond, all that we gained from being best friends, my everlasting love for always being there, understanding and knowing me so well, accepting and loving me unconditionally , the Good Love... To Clare, I leave a microphone for singing You Light of My Life , I ' m gonna f — you up the butt! , 3 hours of sleep during Autumn Term, the Pub every Tuesday , Thursday , Friday, and Saturday night, my, how, you ' ve grown , a virgin to sacrifice at the S+M club, Now there ' s my favorite R.A. , a how-to book for cleaning your refrigerator, Morticia, cod Todd, MacDougall ' s vocabulary , rights to the word refreshing , grilled cheese and french fries, the human tampon, the trap, 2 tales of 2 cities (it ' s still stupid), gravy for your macaroni, that ' s a good idea, B.B. + R.C., you don ' t have to hold the handle , a tape recording of all your jokes so you can laugh yourself silly , he ' s really intelligent , meditating in Morris House, Oprah Hour, Kahlua, get out of town , page 218, Macaroni and cheese, our predictions for the future, From Cow Back to Human, Blimpo No Snacko!, No Fat Chicks!, You have a beautiful crotch , Todd 7, Kitty and Kenny Kirchman, being the first one to tie the knot , a lifetime friend, all the happiness in the world... To Ellen, I leave Congr adulations on your engagement , the Kiwi fruit from August to May , an I Hate Boys Club bumper sticker for the Shupenmobile, the Big C, the honor of being the member of our club who ' s been kicked out the most, lesbian dreams and pranks, Next time we will all get kinky together , a ride to the BK drive-thru twice in 10 minutes, I transferred , a regular spoon for eating an omelette or stromboli, Does he live in our dorm? . Rock (I ' m not small everywhere!), Thing, That 103 degree fever is all from nerves , the paper we used to figure our chances of making RA, Breasties , Grouper Shuper, maxi-pads that read I want you! one week, a Margarita-Elena party, ten different versions of Let ' s go to bed , a plane ticket to Germany and a razor for when you return, a walk to the seawall with a hetrosexual male with great teeth, enough laughter and faith for a lifetime. To Kristen, I leave a bet you ' re guaranteed to win, all the points you want every Saturday night, Take me to Denny ' s and I ' ll be your best friend! , a car without payments due, rice cakes, the man with no popo, Gomez, the room adjacent to mine ten years from now in the maternity ward, a nickname, a 6 foot tall well-built Linguini to share an incredible and special life with. To Melody , I leave I ' m selfish and controlling! , a presentation of the B-B-B-Big M-M-M-Money , Big Oral, the title of muscle control coordinator, a daily supply of bread and water, an eight inch Jolly Joe, It ' s been since - , Ooh, aah, what a feeling, go man go - touchdown! ! 10