Eastman School of Music - Score Yearbook (Rochester, NY)

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much knowledge and the evils of forbidden fruit. But Little Master could resist the temptation no longer and once again directed his way toward Education. When he entered the realm of College Land, he was informed that no longer could he be a mere student but that he must pursue some masterly course and write a long thesis and speak in big words that would astound the undergraduate. So Little Master began to assume a sophisticated look and to delve into the inner resources of libraries for unusual expressions. ' At first he was delighted with his new position. He could sit in reserved sections of libraries and read rare old books reserved for special study. He could demand much attention for his subject. But the deadly side of his new avocation began to reveal itself, and Little Master found that he must sit through long hours of awful lectures on dry subjects and dead people. He learned to assume an ex- pression of perfect comprehension as a veil for a few minutes recovery of long needed sleep. He learned the art of nodding mechanically and changing his counte- nance to suit the occasion. He learned to take copious notes and scan books hurriedly but effectively. He began to see the orgy of writing term papers and special papers pile up before him. He encountered the fiend of Outline and spent long hours pondering over ways to please committees. Little Master's pudgy little face began to thin and Wane, his little round oval belly began to languish, and his shoulders began to droop before the weight of huge volumes which Little Master had to tote around. His eyes grew watery and he had to buy glasses. He became a victim of chairitis, a disease common among long sitters. His little rump grew sore, and his little fingers became calloused from writing while his brain became more and more fatigued. Poor little Master! A sorry little figure he had become. His mind reeled with figures and dates and data. He had great stacks of notebooks with closely typed, hard-to-read material filling page upon page. He began to be cross, sour, suspicious. At last he became very, very sick. He was sent to the hospital and languished there for weeks in a delirium of horror. His head ached, his blood ran thin, his body was wracked and worn. His pulses were very abnormal and the doctors moaned for his recovery. And Little Master didn't care. The thought of facing the routine of deadly lectures and awful classes, of terrible interviews and ghastly research was capable of causing his relapse on several occasions. But at last he emerged, apparently recovered from his attack, but far from well. . And Little Master Mug finished his course. He graduated with a new vestment and a new piece of paper in his hand. By all the signs of Education he was a more learned man, but Little Master was a broken man. And Little Master went forth into the world to make his living, but his frailty brought him to a hurried end. And the epitaph which little Master left behind to adorn his tombstone reads as follows: ' Ye who seek the pleasures of life, avoid its wisdom. 107

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