Eastern Oregon University - Mountaineer Yearbook (La Grande, OR)

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em-am' selwvsofs ' evo Attractive Coed: Is our new teacher married? Harvey D.: 'lFor the two hundredth time, NOV, lj II! III Eugene Bowman, before a class of girls in oral English: I am here because the rest of you are here. U E D Mr. Miller: How many times have I told you to be on time to class? 5 Scott Bunten: I don't know. I thought you were keeping scoref, El lil III FRANCES DOUD'S SOLILOQUY Rain is wet, A Dust is dry, Life is short And so am I. EI III III Miss Williams: Are you sure that picture is a genuine Rembrandt? Mr. Albertson: Ab-so-lutely! I hunted up the man that painted it and got his personal guaranteef, III III El joe Sayre: Santa Claus certainly treated her well. Frank Devaney: How's that? joe: Look at the way those stockings are filled out. III Cl III just to correct a popular misconception, it's not usually the lemon that gets squeezed. U Q ci fNot applicable at E. O. Nj He is not good looking. He has never danced a step in his life. He is careless about his personal appearance. He never has anything to say -but oh! his checks appeal. El III El Mother to Ralph C.: Ralph, go get a load of wood immediately. Ralph: What? - Ruth Qjust home from E. O. N., : Proceed at once to the occupancy of combustible material and deposit upon the recumbent doorstep of this edifice the curtailed remnant of a defunct treef' U El Cl ' 'Mr. Stephenson fin Nature Study classj : Bunten, how would you catch a squirrel? Bunten: Run up a tree and make a noise like a nut. 104 V ff'?f fN.79x JS'pfS7fI

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ifN'V'71'eQI030fQf'WC X? Xfk Mr. Daniels: I am almost tempted to give this Sociology class a quiz. LaVelle H. ffrom back of roomj : Yield not to temptation. E II EI Crawford fro Mildred Standleyj: Do you suppose your father will object to my suit?,' Mildred: I don't see why he should, he wears one almost as badf' U EI III Lowell F.: Aw, come on, let's get married. You know I'm head over heels in love with you. Esther W.: O, K. I'm just waiting till you get on your feet. El III II Edwin Rogers: I worked all summer. Mr. Miller: My goodness, then you must be glad to get back to schoolfi D El III Bob Wakeneld: Yeh, that track man is so short-winded that he can't blow his own nose. P U III lj Charline F.: So I shall have to take an anesthetic. How long will it take before I ,know anything?', Miss Larson: Now, donlt expect too much of the anesthetic. Cl III III Vivia: What would you do if a horse fell into your bathtub?,' Mabel: I'd pull the plug out.', EI III III Margaret Town: My father weighed only four pounds when he was born. Glen Henderson: Gosh, did he live? III El Cl TEACHERS PLEASE NOTE Rita Burres fto fourth graderj : 'iLeslie, how much is three and four? Leslie: I'd like very much to tell you, teacher, but I think it would do you more good if you looked it up yourself. D III E . LITTLE SLIPS A little slip of a pen may cause a man much expense, but a little slip of a girl may cause him much more. 106 WP, x x'pf-Sk!