Eastern Oregon University - Mountaineer Yearbook (La Grande, OR)

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'kfX'V'71 pil'l3OfQf'NC 5? fffs I understand that drinking is bad for the constitution. Yes, especially the Eighteenth Amendmentf, El Cl Cl Crawford: Pass your re-exam? Posey: It was this way-U Crawford: 'iNeither did I. Shake. Cl EI EI Blind dates are like beehives. You may get the honey, but you may get stung. III Cl D I THE KISS Miss Moor: But, Lillian, should you kiss a young man with whom you are only slightly acquainted? Lillian S.: Well, he gave me a big evening, Miss Moor, and after he had kissed 5340.00 goodby, it seemed ridiculous for me to be so fussy. El E III Tommy jones, a village boy, - Liked to have a frolic, Kissed a flapper on the lips And died of painter's colic. El U D Jessie Whillock: I saw a big wreck outsidef, Irma Kennedy Qjumping upj : Where is it? Where is it? Jessie Whillock: Oh, Owen Price just got in it and drove away. ' III III Cl Coed fduring a playj: I wish that one of Kuhn's suppressed desires might be laughterf, lj III III Elsie Yeck to Mr. Macomber: Did you realize that I went to sleep in History, Mr. V Macomber? r ' Mr. Macomber: Yes, you had everyone's attention. U El El MEDITATION BY TOMMY LIEUALLEN When ice cream grows on macaroni trees, When Saharals sands are muddy, When cats and dogs wear 'overshoes, That's when I like to study. 102

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em-am' selwvsofs ' evo Attractive Coed: Is our new teacher married? Harvey D.: 'lFor the two hundredth time, NOV, lj II! III Eugene Bowman, before a class of girls in oral English: I am here because the rest of you are here. U E D Mr. Miller: How many times have I told you to be on time to class? 5 Scott Bunten: I don't know. I thought you were keeping scoref, El lil III FRANCES DOUD'S SOLILOQUY Rain is wet, A Dust is dry, Life is short And so am I. EI III III Miss Williams: Are you sure that picture is a genuine Rembrandt? Mr. Albertson: Ab-so-lutely! I hunted up the man that painted it and got his personal guaranteef, III III El joe Sayre: Santa Claus certainly treated her well. Frank Devaney: How's that? joe: Look at the way those stockings are filled out. III Cl III just to correct a popular misconception, it's not usually the lemon that gets squeezed. U Q ci fNot applicable at E. O. Nj He is not good looking. He has never danced a step in his life. He is careless about his personal appearance. He never has anything to say -but oh! his checks appeal. El III El Mother to Ralph C.: Ralph, go get a load of wood immediately. Ralph: What? - Ruth Qjust home from E. O. N., : Proceed at once to the occupancy of combustible material and deposit upon the recumbent doorstep of this edifice the curtailed remnant of a defunct treef' U El Cl ' 'Mr. Stephenson fin Nature Study classj : Bunten, how would you catch a squirrel? Bunten: Run up a tree and make a noise like a nut. 104 V ff'?f fN.79x JS'pfS7fI