Eastern High School - Punch and Judy Yearbook (Washington, DC)

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Pace 26 The EASTERNER Frpruary, 1926 TIMUE. Time in, Time out, Time here again. Picture the old fellow as you will. To some of us Time is slow; to the rest of us he is either rapid, robust or rash; but he is without a doubt one shrewd shuffler. You are wondering what TIME “has to do with School News. The answer is this: No Time—No World. No World—No People. No People—No Schools. No Schools—No School News. Now you see the connection time has with us. The various graduating exercises held in our auditorium during the latter part of January were as follows: January 26—Tech Class Night. January 27—Tech Graduation. January 28—E. H. S. Commercial Class Graduation. January 29—(afternoon) Langley Junior High Graduation. January 29—E. H. S. Academie Gradua- tion. Speaking of graduates brings to mind our Alumni Association which recently presented a successful vaudeville show. The Associa- tion elected the following at its annual re- union: President, Dr. De Witt Croissant, 94; vice- president, Rosemary Arnold, 17; seeretary, Pauline Lohmann, 715; treasurer, Leonidas McDougle, ’22. A cadet assembly, lasting nearly one hour and a half, was held recently. It was quite obvious that the officers mean ‘‘business’’ as outlined in their talks to the student body. The speakers were introduced by Col. Ed- ward Andrus, commander of the brigade, Our company captains spoke in the following order: Capt. Chester Thom, Company A; Capt. Lester Swingle, Company C; Capt. Harry Portch, Company D; and Capt. Walter, Company B. Maj. R. C. Gibbs, Eastern battalion com- mander, and Maj. R. G. Payne, military in- struetor, also stressed the importance of cadet work. The students then reviewed mo- tion pictures of the Competitive Drill of 1923 which Company D of Eastern won under the leadership of Capt. Leland Cheek. The Cubs, a club composed of members of the last year’s Journalistic Writing class, met at the home of Miss Egbert, honorary president, during the Christmas holidays. Miss Asenath Graves, who was home on her Christmas vacation from Mount Holyoke, presided at the business session. The present Journalistic Writing class had the pleasure of listening to Miss Helen Fet- ter of the Washington Star recently. Miss Fetter told some of the interesting experi- ences of her career. On January 19 the piano major music stu- dents were examined by two competent musi; cal instructors of this city. On the follow ing two days the students studying voice, or wind instruments were given Alpheus violin, grades. Our school band is progressing nicely. Re- cently it played at Western where it was well received. The Alumni bus was used to con- vey the organization. Recently, during the seventh hour the re- luctant pupils were enticed from their class into the Assembly to see two movies. At one

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FEBRUARY, 1926 Ti he KASTERNER Pace 25 Here’s a picture of a handsome young chap just out of the eighth grade. He has learned to say, ‘‘So’s your old man,”’ ‘‘'That’s some stuff,’ and “‘Now I like that,’’ in the same way those terribly sophisticated high school studes do, Not only that, he has read all of the Bobby Twins books and goes to movies on Sunday. As for fear, he fears nothing— not even the ‘‘boog-a-boos.’’ Algernon—yes, that’s his name—intended to bring his gun to school and hunt a bit in the rifle range, but he couldn’t get any corks; so he had to leave it at home with his “nursie.’? Al’s pants are five inches wide and are well isolated from the top of his shoes. Perhaps it’s the style, or perhaps he was caught in a horrid old storm. Algernon uses ‘‘Forhams’’ for his gums, and his father uses Fisk tires on the auto. Whether he looks it or not, Algernon is a typical rookie; he thinks study halls are places you study in and a “make-up test’’ is a test in cosmeties. He even doubted the fact that seniors are the smartest people ever created. In spite of this, however, he is an expert at charades, tit-tat-toe, and is prac- ticing day and night trying to make the slog team. The rumor is true that all the girls are rushing him for dates. “Algy’? is often seen walking up and down the ecorri- dors trying to decide if he dare take a dash of coffee with his milk, Here he comes now! Stop him and have him tell you about the time he went to a party and didn’t get home until way after ten-thirty. Paun Spaupina, '27 A PUZZLE Everyone is trying to work this fascinating puzzle. All you have to know is, who He is and whom He goes with, or visa-versa. The idea is this: get the number by the fel- low’s name and place it beside the name of the girl with whom you think he goes. For example if Douglas Fairbank’s name were here, you would look down the list for Mary Pickford and put his number in the block opposite Mary’s name. The puzzle should furnish unlimited fun for students with weak minds and broken dates. The clever student who finishes first may run for governor; but unfortunately we don’t have a governor here, so you will just have to imagine yourself running. 1. George Hogge 2. Eugene Gates 3. Walter Rhine 4. Angus Heeke 5. Harold Scruggs 6. George Madigan 7. Edward Andrus 8. Carl Hoffman 9. James Madison 10. Frank Kreglow 11. Clark Militzer 12. Judson Hutchinson 13. Arthur Garrett 14. Eldre d Wilson 15. Karlton Stein 16. George Murray 17. George Barker 18. Edward Finlayson 19. Alpheus Walter 20. Robert Hutchinson © Alice Morgan Maricn Skinner Frances Wright O Constance Miller O Virginia Barrett Mattie Bellefield Ruth Johnson Alicegene Graves Vetura Jarrett Dorothy Black Marion Gardener ) Mary Clark 0 Margaret Brower O Marion Paull ©) Marjorie Bartlett Nellie Dalrymple Dorothy Schenken Marion Gilmore Elizabeth McVeary Lucille Gibson o Mr. Shorts (to rookie Latin class): ‘‘T wish you all a merry Christmas and I hope when you come back you will know a little more Latin than you do now.’’ Class: ‘Same to you.’’ As a rule, the person who is thoroughly satisfied with everything amounts to nothing. —WSelected.

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Frpruary, 1926 time it was Peter Pan and another time it was Little Old New York. The money was used to defray the expenses of the recently installed moving picture machine, and to buy paper towels. Lady Macbeth. Here’s the smell of the blood still: all the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand. Oh, oh, oh! The above was originally made famous by one William Shakespeare but was more re- cently made famous by several members of Miss Egbert’s English VIII classes, This was the sleep-walking scene, one of three pre- sented, by the following cast at an assembly recently. Macbeth, George Main; Lady Macbeth, Laura Barrett, Josephine Tremain; Ross, Frank Scrivener; Angus, John Wyatt; Three Witches, Nellie Dalrymple, Florence Paint- er, Mary Carter; Doctor, Robert Mullen; Gentlewoman, Wilma Shively; Banquo, James Bridges. From a seventh semester viewpoint, eighth English is dreaded because of Burke and Macaulay; but it is with pleasure that one looks forward to Shakespeare’s ‘‘Macbeth.”’ Senior: ‘‘Look at that team. Their clothes are a sight; how will they ever get all the mud off?’’ Green Soph: ‘‘ Well what’s the serub team for?’’—Monitor. 2 It is rumored that Horace Purcell has mem- orized the logarithms so that he will not have to look them up. Bright boy, Horace! Mrs. Chase: ‘‘You know we have written lessons every day. Your not being prepared to write is lack of forethought.”’ Bright Student: ‘‘No ma’m, it’s lack of paper.’’ Joan Says: Just like all other girls, my heart beats a little faster when I see the boys I know in the cadet uniform. The KASTERNER PaAcE 27 The Officers of the February Two-Year Commercial Class President . Vice-President Secretary... Treasurer HARRY CARVER FLORENCE Hayes CLARA BOWER RICHARD COUNTS FEBRUARY GRADUATION PROGRAMS Commercial Class Presiding Officer Dr. FRANK W. BALLOU, SUPT. OF SCHOOLS Invocation Rey. WituiAM HENRY PETTUS, RECTOR OF St. Mark’s EPISCOPAL CHURCH Address to Graduates GurLFrorp S. JAMESON, PRESIDENT, LINCOLN PARK CITIZENS’ ASSOCIATION Presentation of Diplomas Dr. DEWITT C. CROISSANT, PRESIDENT, ALUMNI ASSOCIATION Valedictory EsTHER BELNICK Four-Year Academic Class Presiding Officer ERNEST GREENWOOD, VICE-PRESIDENT, BOARD OF EDUCATION Invocation Rey. B. H. MELTON, PASTOR, NINTH STREET CHRISTIAN CHURCH Address to Graduates Hon. FrepericK A. FENNING, COMMISSIONER OF THE DISTRICT Presentation of Diplomas Dr. RayMonp A. FISHER, PRESIDENT, HOME AND SCHOOL ASSOCIATION Valedictory WILMA MARGARET SHIVELY TWENTY-FIVE YEARS HENCE I delved deep in a musty trunk, And brought forth treasures of the past— My album and my year book, too. My senior hat came out, at last; The edges are all bent and torn; The autographs have grown quite dim. I wonder if that laughing girl Could be the spinster grown so prim? ERNESTINE Borts, ’26 An easy math test now and then, Ts relished by the best of men.