Eastern High School - Punch and Judy Yearbook (Washington, DC)

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THE BASTERNER SCHOOL NEWS (Continued from Page 12) tendent of the St. Phoebe School at Hankau, China. Miss Hart is a sister of our prin- cipal. The December meeting of the Home and School Association was held on December 14. An attractive program was presented. Musical numbers were given by Minnie Hox- sey, Arthur Fischer, Evelyn Scott, and Eola Benzler. An illustrated talk on Oxford by Miss Gardner was much enjoyed. Short talks were given by the following: Miss Bell, domestic art; Miss Jonas, domestic science: Mr. Rieck, auto science; Mr. Flinn, printing. Boys and girls from the physical training departments gave exhibitions. At the con- clusion of the exercises demonstration work was given in the following departments: do- mestic art, domestic science, auto science, woodworking, and printing. Eastern’s sale of Red Cross stamps amounted to $86. Ten sections had one hundred per cent. Miss Egbert’s section, 2077, led in the sale, the pupils averaging twenty-five stamps each. 27 The presentation of a play, ‘‘The Trysting Place’’ by Booth Tarkington, and Christmas music by the Glee Club were features of the Christmas assembly, This assembly proved a fitting conclusion to the school year of 1923. A CONTRAST IN LOVE LYRICS “‘And for bonnie Annie Laurie, I’d lay me doon and dee.”’ “‘Them’s noble sentiments,’’ as our philoso- pher, Sam Agnew, says. But list’ ye. The poet didn’t say he wooed and won the fair Annie and then raved on thus: ‘‘Dear Heart, you’ve made me rapturously happy; ’ll live for you and you alone. I'll build a little cottage on Loch Lomond with a garage, electric lights, a Sellar’s kitchen cabi- net and Cataract washing machine; and rl give you a personal allowance.’’ No, he made no such rash promises. He was a Scotchman; and with Scoteh conservatism he dreamed of his bonnie lassie, and expressed the afore- mentioned noble sentiments. GerAtp CoE, ’25. A Distinctive Shoe for the Collegiate A Colonial Pump whose graceful lines provide the dressiness that charms—upon a last that insures perfect comfort. It’s a successful combination of style and practicability that has won notable favor with the young lady who discriminates in her selection of Footwear. In Patent—as pictured In Rouge Calf... .. $10.50 . $11.00 ARTHUR BURT COMPANY 1343 F Street

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THE EASTERNER 26 EXCHANGE No other cut could better express the merits of The Nautilus than that above the table of eontents. With a dagger clenched between his teeth, a vicious pirate rejoices in his over- flowing treasure chest. This school paper, which is published by the students of the Greenville High School, Greenville, S. C., is truly filled with treasure. It is brimming over with literary articles, worthy of praise, excellent poems, attractive photographs, splen- did cuts, and distinctly humorous jokes. As for these literary articles, we enjoyed most of all, ‘Around the World in 1937,”’ a dash- ing story of a race. Very original is the one who inyents a floating bridge to connect con- tinents, and also a racer which travels at so great a speed as to cause a calamity by rip- ping bricks from the Tower of London with its suction. The author deseribes the new 1937 styles for men in London: ‘‘A full dress coat, with celluloid shirt and tennis shoes, a buckskin collar, and velvet pants.’’ The writer has succeeded in producing a story, unusual for its force, interest, and originality. In addition to The Nautilus, we wish to ac- knowledge the receipt of the following publi- cations: Tech Infe, Tech High School, Washington, D.C. The Balance Sheet, Business High School, Washington, D. C. The Rayen Record, Youngstown, Ohio. The Gleam, Johnson High School, St. Paul, Minn. The Review, Northeastern High School, De- troit, Mich. The Macon County School Review, Tuske- gee High School, Tuskegee, Ala. Alcohi Mirror, Cumberland, Md. Fiat Luz, Alfred University, Alfred, N. Y- The Pinion, McKinley High School, Hono- lulu, Hawaii. The University Hatchet, George Washing- ton University, Washington, D. C. The Blare, Blair, Jr., High School, Nor- folk, Va. Teacher: ‘‘What is a geyser?’’ Student: ‘‘A water fall going up.’’—Ez. PETTY PREVARICATIONS requested today that the Seniors i The ere ats of the audi- Rookies occupy the front se: torium. Julian Prescott h ir ic. purchase hair ton j Because of the requests of certain of the men teachers, the lunchroom authorities find it necessary to remove corned beef and cab- bage from the menu. : ; ‘At a meeting of the English teachers, it was decided that all examinations which might endanger one’s advisory mark are to be sus- pended. A pea There have been no invi When the school subseribes 100 per cent to Tue PASTERNER, the lunchroom committee will provide free lunches to the student body as a reward. as recently been foreed to eeful atmosphere prevails in the office. ted visitors. Heien G. Bap, 724. ANOTHER SHORT STORY Her head was resting on the back of the chair. The dark lashes, which fringed her violet eyes, were wet with tears. He leaned over her. He placed one hand on her smooth, white forehead. He caught hold of her chin with the other. She struggled frantically, desperately, to free herself ; but his overpow- ering strength held her still. At last, a short, quick struggle and—‘‘I thought that tooth was never coming out,’’ said the dentist to the child.—2z. One Shark: ‘The German marks are very low.”’ Another Shark: ‘‘They’re no lower than mine. ’’—Ez. Bill: ‘‘ What is your occupation ?’” Jack: “I used to be an organist.” Bill: ‘‘And why did you give it up?”’ Jack: ‘‘The monkey died.’’—Ezx. Teacher (to student who wasn’t paying at- tention) : ‘‘By what principle of physics is this room heated ?”’ Student: ‘‘Vexation.’’—£z.

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