Eastern High School - Punch and Judy Yearbook (Washington, DC)

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ICE FORCE. y well be proud of within us which, ill in time become ssive movement of chief officer is Miss , otherwise known r subordinates con- Dawson, Fridinger ir duties consist in ool at 9:30 A. M. the rest of us are arp. These duties round up delin- sy them to their sec- hey admonish and hat timethe next p. Sometimes they bell to warn prome- oming period. Dep- s even been known nds that tardy per- issued unless skip- good standing, are re not averse to re- mply as proof of ir services, as, for and chewing gum. vised to be on the ; office constabulary ye immune from the he office. It is such | are making East- hool it is today: healthy complexion e. Shave three times There's a reg'lar actor gink at East- ern— With a stagy stride— Which didn’t come from the stage At all— But he thinks it did— He plays heroes— : And poses as a deep-dyed villain— Love, pirate and such— But he ought to be an ingenue— He’d make a real cute ingenie— And he wears his clothes so well— And he looks like— He darkens his eyes— Maybe he does— He thinks he’s a eynic— But somebody says a cynic— Was a sentimentalist— Gone wrong— And he isn’t that— He also thinks he’s an atheist— And to prove it— He wouldn't have his class picture taken— Or contribute to the Red Cross— But he isn’t that— If he’s anything fancy— He’s an anarchist— Or a Theosophist— Which are two other names— For phools— And when he sings— His voice is falsetto— But I’ve never heard him try— And his last name is Lyons— Just imagine it— Lyons — It ought to be Lamb— Gazelle or something— Not Lyons, anywav. LOST AND FOUND. This new department will, we hope, help some of our classmates to regain possession of their miss- ing goods, whether they be lost, strayed or stolen. Business Manager. LOST— An overcoat padded shoulders. A formula for odorless H,S, by Mr. Suter. by Senior with Before going to assembly the yoice should be well tuned up. Ro- sin, Beeswax and Wrigley’s Gum are recommended as good tuning agents.

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Interschoaslic baseball, track, swimming and tennis is now nearing its time of closing. With the termination of these sports the competition ends for the year. It has been a very successful year for competition in Eastern. Led by Dr. Battersby, the boys of the school have worked hard to bring victory to Eastern, and in a great many cases have stemmed the tide of- opposition and brought home the bacon. Football, the first branch of sport, turned out very well. In basketball, a green team captained by Willie Thomas, was able to win second place. With a well balanced team in baseball, Eastern is fighting hard for second place. Our first ap- pearance in track under the new coach gave us points in the meet, every man entering the meet receiv- ing ribbons. The above record is due in large part to the willingness and activity of the coach and the hard work of the various teams. Thanks is due to the student body for the splendid way in which it supported the teams, plays, and athletic asso- ciation. ps In the opening game of ‘the base- ball series Eastern defeated Business 7-4. The game was featured by rather loose playing and wild run- ning of bases, 23 thefts being regis- tered during the fray. Thomas, shortstop, played the best individual game of the day. The summary for Eastern: Powers, 3b. ........ (Sere 74a eee Eamshaw2b: ee 4k 5s a Dawson pice eateries Ga Onl oie. 4 Thomas, (SSomaees aoe fe 1! ey Lord: iD? )..acanrncrses i 9 1 Fridinger, p. ....... 1 OSE -3: Neeley, cf. %.25.:. Sie Oe 0 = 0 Robb), lf. tars wacesree 5 a S20 McCarthy, rf. “or-5.. ecm coaeees 0 () Totala Petia ws URS Oe Pet ai, Eastern .... 4003000 0 0—7 Business 0600103000 0—4 Runs—Fegan, Schnider, Houck, Kunar. Powers (2), Earnshaw (2), Thomas (2), Fridinger.. Errors— Schnider, Houck, Allard (2), Powers (2); Neely, Fridinger. First base on bal!s—Off Schafer, 6; off Fridinger, 6.. Stolen bases—Fegan (2), Schni- der (2), Lord, Fridinger (2), Neely, McCarthy (2). Time of game—2 hours.