Eastern High School - Blue Jay Yearbook (Madison, SD)

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. . Rf' Q AC a Q ' U ff WNW r O 1424 A SOLILOQUY bi The pencil made a few pointed remarks about the sponge being soaked all day and the wastebasket being full. Those scissors are cutting up and the paper- weight is trying to hold them down while the paste is sticking around to see the stamps get a good licking. The 1nk's well, but appears blue while the bill is stuck on a file and the calendar is looking fresher after having a month off so the blotter is lying around taking it all in. -Borrowed A college pres- ident was giving a baccalaureate talk. An elderly man and his wife, obviously foreigners,couldn't understand what the address was about. nwhat he say?nthe woman asked. nWho?n demanded the man. nThe big fellow in the black robes. What he say?W nHe say school is out 0 H CPunch Bowlj Metcalf: nB6fore we begin the test are there any questions Freshman: nwhat is the name of this course?n Boy: WI've made up my mind to stay at home tonight.n Girl:uToo late,I've made up my face to go outtn E545 'EWS 35.55 BB

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Sf Mr. Sear: Uwhen water becomes vfo y Kenneth R: 'The Price.n W1fe:nHow did you remember you had not taken your umbrella?W Prof: NI missed it as I raised my hand to close it after it quit raining.n Helen: nyou might change your step when you dance.n Paul: Uwell, well, in what way?U Helen: uOh, you could step on my other foot awhile.n ice, what change takes place? Q Senior girls were discussing new hats trimmed with fruit. They seemed to have trouble trying to decide whether to have just two fruit clusters or a whole fruit tree on the hatll Two farmers were boasting about the effectiveness of their scarecrows, uS1nce I put mine up,N said one, Uno bird has come within half a mile of the field. You ean't beat that.n UI can beat 1t,W replied the other. nLast week I put up a scarecrow which frightened the birds so much that one of them brought back seven grains of corn it had taken a few days before.n A gentleman is one who steps on his cigarettes so they won't burn the rug! Mother: UDoes the teacher like you, John?W ' John:nSure does,she puts a kiss on every sum I dot E945 EEE? S5515 BA