Eastern High School of Commerce - Eastern Echo Yearbook (Toronto, Ontario Canada)

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PAGE 4 THE BULLETIN Waitress. D o n ' t b e SCILLY. You are all alike: if you ordered a SAR- DINIA would Want a couple of XVALES. Well if you don't like the turkey, TIA JUANA buy a duck? Customfar. A li I li y SYRIAs, bring me 3. MAL- TA-milk, before I starve to death, and step on the gas. Waitress. Don't get CANARY. I TROY to do my best for you and what do I get? Only a bawling Out. Customer. Lay Off the sob stuff and get my order. GUINA way from here- ROME! I'm starving. CExit waitress, and re- turns with the order, Customer. fBegims to digest milk and suddenly looks upj HEY' VVhat SAMATRA with y o u people? There's a fly in my soda! Waitress. That's all right, he won't drink much. Custom,-ar. Oh yeah? IVell, call the BOSPHOR- LIS. I'm AZORES I can be. I never saw a XVAR- SAIV restaurant than this. Boss. fBustling up to Lf if gym-al Waitress, VVIIRIIS t ll i S EUROPE to now? Donlt say that it is not your fault, now, for I wouldn't BOLIVIA. Waitress. AW, URU- GUAY off the subject. I don't mind serving a gentle- man, BUDAPEST like this is too much for me. Boss. That is enough out of you HOLLY. It has no BERING on the case at all. CANADAracket! 'SPAIN in the neck. Get into the kitchen and get your VVASI-IINGTON. A Customer. That's the way to talk. You MOSCOVVme up and see me some time. I was in another restaurant the other day and the same kind of waitress was there, SOYIET nothing at all. Boss. So! that LEEDS me to suspect that you're nothing but a trouble-mak- er. After this YOKO- HAMAnd eat instead of breaking up my place. If I ever see you PEKING your nose inside this door again, I'll take a POLAND break it over your head. Customer. Is that so? XYell DENMARK my bill, FINIS and bring DAKOTA mine over for me. I'd toss you through that window there only I'd hate to see the GLASGOVV all over the street. E-oss. Shut up! You don't expect to make me SUR- REY. Anyway there's a COBH outside. N o xv DANUBEtter scram while everything is O. K. Are you going? Customer. Yes, SIAM. tHe pays his billj I heard you call the girl Holly. Is that her name? fBoss nods his headj VVell, I wonder if HOLLYWOOD give me a date. Boss. MIAMI! VVhata changeable guy! Just a minute, ALASKA. CGoes out and x1eturns.J She Said O. K. for EASTER. Customer. Thanks old pal, DENVER friends again. VVell, ABYSINNIA. See you SAMOA some time. tjExeuntJ Customer. foutsidej EGYPT me! I paid for all that food and I didn't eat any of it. Oh, NVEL- LAND lack-a-day! I'm going home. CExitj Seventy-two EASTERN ECHO

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THE BL'LLE'l'lN PAGE 3 LETTER T0 TI-IE EDITOR States of Younited, Septober 16th Mine Dear Hans: I take up mine ink and mine pen and I rite you mit a lead pencil. Ye do not liff where we liffed be- fore. Ye liff where ve moved. I and so offaly sorry since ve separated to- gether and I vish ve ver closer apart. Ye are having more vether up here than ve had last year. Mine dear Any Katrinka is dead. She died of a new nionis on New Year's Day, fifteen minutes in front off five. Her breath all leaked out. De doctor gave up all hope off saving her after she died. She leafs a fam- ily off two boys and two cows. They found 32.00 sewed up in her bustle. Dot was a lot of money to leaf behind. Her sister has der mumps and is having a swell time. She is near death's door but der doctor tinks he can pull her through. Hanks Brinker vus also sick de odder day. De doc- tor told him to take some- thing so he vent dwn town and took Ikey Cohen's watch. Ikey got him ar- rested and got a lawyer. Der lawyer took up der case and vent home mit der works. Mine brudder just gradu- ated from der cow college. He is a ellectrucional In- gineer and stenographer. He got a job in a livery stable estanografting hay down to de horses. De odder day he took our dog to de saw mill. De dog got in a fight mit der cir- cular saw and only lasted one round. De college vas cold de odder day so ve called up de janitor and made it hot for him. I a.m making money fast. Yesterday I deposited vun hundred dol- lars and today I vent down EASTERN ECHO and rited myself a check tor vun hundred dollars, and put it in de bank so now I have two hundred dollars. l am sending your ortrcoat by express and two save expenses I have cnt off der buttons. You will find dem in der inside pocket. I can think off nudding more to say. Your Liozen Fritz PS. I haf just received five dollars dot I owe you but I have closed der letter und can't get it in. Two times P.S. If you don't get dis letter write und I will send you anud- der. Ye Grand Opera DINCH AT EIGHT Thomas McGuigan, Sp. I In One Act Scene.-A small restaurant in a big, bad city. Time.-Time you stopped reading trash like this. Characters.-A customer, who waits more than he Customs. A waitress, who loafs more than she waits. The proprietor, who pro- priets all day. Plot.-I think I have done enough work without thinking up a plot. Think up one of your own. 4 Customer. fEnters restaur- ant, takes off his coat, hangs it on a hanger and sits down at a table., Hey, how about a little service around h e r e? CW a i t r e s s approaches tablej XYell', well, hello little girl! Waitress. HAXYAII, big boy? I'm here to SIQRYIA. JAPAN the menu yet? XYe have a YENICE din- ner to-day for a dollar,- HAMBOURG steak, pota- toes. coffee. and a PISA pie and soup. Customer. Bring me some TURKEY will ya. and don't forget the CAN- BIQRRAS - I'm HUN- MARY. Waitress. i XYould you care to HAYANNAH cof- fee with your meal? Customer. Yes, and don't forget I ordered a whole bird, not a SAXDXYICH. Waitress. Yes sir. fExitD fThe curtain is now drawn for ten years, to denote the passing of five ininutes.l Customer. Iiey, waitress! How about my order? I don't wanta RUSSIA, but I would like to eat to-day. XYhy don't -IAMAICA little speed? Waitress. I ani coming. Great SHOT-I.ANDsakes. ain't ya got no patience? Ishe arrives with a PLATA food, Customer. CAs she de- posits tray upon the tablel Say, you forgot to bring a CUBA sugar to SIYEDEN my JAYA. - Waitress. I NEYADA chance to remember it with you yelling. XYhy don't you TOKIO time? Customer. Ah. at last I can eat. Say, you know this is a rather nice jointg it MIiXIL'Usy place to eat turned with all the lights low. By the way, did any- one ever tell you that you have a swell PYRENEES? Waitress. Say w h a t ASIA think I ani anyway? Try that line on some six- year-old. You're just a common BL'I.IlARIAN. Customer. Ah! don't be so PlfRL'dish, I'm not YOLGA. So ALPS me! YUKON think so, but I'ni not. XVhy can't you be SEYILLE? CWaitress departs. Ten minutes' noise, until cus- tomer Iinishes his soup. He tries his turkey., Customer. lley, waitress! This meat is t'I'III.If, soak- ed full of IIREIQCIQ. I didn't order an OX - FORDinner, I ordered turkey. Seventy-one

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WITH THE FORMS OF EASTERN PERFECTION IN IA Gatlrleen Prior I am sure you have heard That they never say a word, But quietly do their work, And never think to shirk. If you come around one day When the teachers are away, We will teach you a lesson In our masterly fashion. If you follow IA's rules, You will be model pupils of schools, And never will a teacher have to say For disobedience, you will pay.' TRAVELLERS Frances Luet, 1 B When taking a book out of your locker and the rest of your books fall out, I wonder what you would say. You have locked your locker and sudf denly remember you left your key in it. Down to the office you go for the master' key, up to the third floor again, get your key from your locker and back again to the office to return the masterfkey. You climb the stairs again, go to your room and it's time to change rooms for the period, which Lesson happens to be on the first floor. At the beginning of the first period after lunch, you rush up three flights of stairs to your locker, get the books need' ed and when you arrive at the room the first question from the teacher is, Why are you late? Such are the sufferings of a travelling class. VOICE OF IC Lorraine Esson Fourteen or fifteen girls have had from one to three years' high school educaf tion, but finally came here for an excelf lent business course. In some subjects such as French and Physiography they stand at the head of the class, but somef times in other subjects, I'm sorry to say, they let the other girls beat them. We are very much interested in some EASTERN ECHO sports of the school, but unfortunately no one in our form has gone in for swim' ming. We had a fairly good volleyball team, and in gymnasium our Athletic Representative is one of our best play' ers, but a real team hasn't yet been chosen from our form. In the nice sunny days at the first of the term, when ten' nis was the talk of the school, several girls in our form tried for the tennis tournament. Although we didn't come off with the honours, Mary Williams and Lorraine Esson won three good games. A PEEP AT ID Etliel Keck We have just settled down to the old routine after moving from 104. This room is very comfortable except to the longflegged girls like Mary Adams, who are continually bumping their chins on their knees as a result of the small desks. Most of the girls showed their interest in sports by coming to root for the volf leyball game against IC and IM, in which we were victorious. We lost to lj and IL. The outstanding player on our team was Violet Marnock, a girl whom we have great hopes for in the field day events. The public speaking club meets every second Wednesday under the leadership of Miss Weir. The last meeting was given over to elections. We are very proud to have the President of the Freshman Year, joan Macdonald, as a member of our class. IE SONG SHEET Ross Hunter 'Tlicres a Cabin in the PineeePortable A Here Gomes the Sun--Swimming. ....... . Smoke Gets in 'four EyeseeeThe Stove.. I Lay Me Down 'To Sleep Nine O'cloek Going, Going, Gone fTwofthirty, two' fortyffive, three o'clock. 'You Got Me Crying Againe Indefinite Detention. Temptationf 4To Skip. Gotta Goa May I be excused, Sir? Seventy-three