Eastern High School of Commerce - Eastern Echo Yearbook (Toronto, Ontario Canada)

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I-IUMOUR Romeo: fthrowing himself on his kneesj Light of my life! Star of my ex' istence-Hope of- Juliet: Aw, drop the glimmer, kid, and while you're down there, button my shoe. 1? I? if if The height of embarrassment, two eyes meeting through a keyhole. lk HK if Ik Scotty: That tune seems to haunt me. Bridget: No wonder! You murdered it ' it Ik Ik lk put the and last Teacher: Why did you quotation marks at the first of your examination paper? Honest Student: I was quoting the girl in front of me. lk lk lk ik Teacher: Who taught you last year? Miss Lamontagne: Nobody, sir. Teacher: Nobody? Miss Lamontagne: Erferfyou, sir. Ik JF lk lk LINES FRCM OUR COMPOSITIUN BUCK AS WE KNOW IT The long night was crawling quickly away. The fish were shooting at each other in the water. The dainty princess lifted him in her great strong arms. Since the cold winter made it impossible for the cows to pasture, they were feeding on the farmer. The farmer sat for hours watching the cows, horses, and pigs at play. lk lk if IF Teacher: fto Mae Felstein, causing a disturbancej Don't you think it's about time you settled down? Mae: Not yet, I don't think I'm old enough! ll! if il! 3 Teacher: You missed my class yesterf day Mackay. Mackay: Not in the least Sir! Not in the least!! EASTERN ECHO A young lady being shown an en' gineering shop, What is that? she said. Why that is an engine boiler, the guide replied. And why do they want to boil the engine? she asked. Oh! he replied, to make the engine tender. , 1 3 IK Ik Waiter: How did you find your steak, sir? Beamish: Why, I lifted up my potato and there it was! lk lk lk if Student of F-A: Where did Minnie Ha Ha live? Outsider: Dunno Student: In her little tee hee. Ill BF lk IF Teacher: Now girls, one little slip with this material would blow us all skyfhigh. Come closer, girls, so that you can follow me better. lk 11 'K if Teacher: Give an example of a colf lective noun? Pupil: A vacuum cleaner, sir. IF i 1 if Husband: This steak tastes queer! Wife: I can't understand it, dear. I did burn it a little, but I rubbed vaseline on it right away! Y Y Y i Manager: Are you doing anything Sunday evening Miss? Typist: fhopefullyj No, nothing at all. Manager: Then try and be at the office earlier on Monday morning. li 'F li Ii The following joke was found in a schoolboy's examination paper: Question: What is the feminine of bachelor? Answer: A ladyfinfwaiting. Sixty-three

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NO HGMEWORK DONE Ida Kay, 382 UNO homework done! This is the song That greets our teachers all day long. They shake their heads and sigh-in vain, Next day they hear the words again, No homework done! We come to school on Monday morn, Wishing that we had ne'er been born, Entering the room with lagging steps, We form excuses on our lips- No homework done! With thumping pulse and twitching feet, We watch the teacher take his seat, Feeling our hearts fill with dismay. The moment comes-we're forced to say, No homework donelv Some teachers give a tiny grin, Some think we've done a deadly sing But each one gives the words of doom, Meet me tofnight in the detention room. You have no homework done! So maids and men, beware a teacher's scorn- It can be fierce. It makes you feel for' lorn. When you have once had marks against your name. Beware lest you repeat the phrase again, No homework done! Pk Pk Pk lk Teacher: This makes five times I have punished you this week. What have you to say? Bright member of 3C: 'Tm glad it's Friday. :lf Pk ak Pl' Customer: 'Td like to try on that suit in the window. Salesman: Sorry, sir, but you will have to use the dressing room. ill ak ll' 24 Pupil: Pardon me, sir, but I cannot read what you have written in the margin of my note book. Teacher, I wrote that your handf writing is very indistinctf' Sixty-four THE SPIRES OF COMMERCE fApologies to VV. M. Lettsj Marjorie Cash, QE I saw the spires of Commerce, As I was passing by: The grey spires of Commerce Against the pearlfgrey sky, My heart was with the holidayers, Who in sunny Southland lay. The years go fast in Commerce, The golden years and gay, And grave, our teachers do look down On careless girls at play, But when the parting bell did ring, They put their books away. They left the stuffy class rooms, The teachers and the rules, The shaven lawns of Commerce, To seek the bathing pools, And trotted home to have some fun, And act like little fools. Cod bless you, good old pals of mine, Who laid your torn books down, And took the paddle and the racket Instead of cap and gown, Cod bring you a fairer place, Than mild old Commerce' frown. Pk ak ak ak Teacher in Literature period: Have any of you read, 'To a Mouse? Phillis Morritt: No, you can't get them to listen. A Commerce Student and his books. EASTERN ECHO