Eastern High School of Commerce - Eastern Echo Yearbook (Toronto, Ontario Canada)

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I-IUMOUR Romeo: fthrowing himself on his kneesj Light of my life! Star of my ex' istence-Hope of- Juliet: Aw, drop the glimmer, kid, and while you're down there, button my shoe. 1? I? if if The height of embarrassment, two eyes meeting through a keyhole. lk HK if Ik Scotty: That tune seems to haunt me. Bridget: No wonder! You murdered it ' it Ik Ik lk put the and last Teacher: Why did you quotation marks at the first of your examination paper? Honest Student: I was quoting the girl in front of me. lk lk lk ik Teacher: Who taught you last year? Miss Lamontagne: Nobody, sir. Teacher: Nobody? Miss Lamontagne: Erferfyou, sir. Ik JF lk lk LINES FRCM OUR COMPOSITIUN BUCK AS WE KNOW IT The long night was crawling quickly away. The fish were shooting at each other in the water. The dainty princess lifted him in her great strong arms. Since the cold winter made it impossible for the cows to pasture, they were feeding on the farmer. The farmer sat for hours watching the cows, horses, and pigs at play. lk lk if IF Teacher: fto Mae Felstein, causing a disturbancej Don't you think it's about time you settled down? Mae: Not yet, I don't think I'm old enough! ll! if il! 3 Teacher: You missed my class yesterf day Mackay. Mackay: Not in the least Sir! Not in the least!! EASTERN ECHO A young lady being shown an en' gineering shop, What is that? she said. Why that is an engine boiler, the guide replied. And why do they want to boil the engine? she asked. Oh! he replied, to make the engine tender. , 1 3 IK Ik Waiter: How did you find your steak, sir? Beamish: Why, I lifted up my potato and there it was! lk lk lk if Student of F-A: Where did Minnie Ha Ha live? Outsider: Dunno Student: In her little tee hee. Ill BF lk IF Teacher: Now girls, one little slip with this material would blow us all skyfhigh. Come closer, girls, so that you can follow me better. lk 11 'K if Teacher: Give an example of a colf lective noun? Pupil: A vacuum cleaner, sir. IF i 1 if Husband: This steak tastes queer! Wife: I can't understand it, dear. I did burn it a little, but I rubbed vaseline on it right away! Y Y Y i Manager: Are you doing anything Sunday evening Miss? Typist: fhopefullyj No, nothing at all. Manager: Then try and be at the office earlier on Monday morning. li 'F li Ii The following joke was found in a schoolboy's examination paper: Question: What is the feminine of bachelor? Answer: A ladyfinfwaiting. Sixty-three

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OETRY AUTUMN Thomas McGuigan, Sp.1 Nature held a grand masquerade, And all the trees came for the fun, In red and golden leaves arrayed, Their gay costumes made by the Sun. The niaples came with hats of redg The oaks with acorns filled their hair, The pine covered with green her head To make a sight of beauty rare. The pumpkins came all orangefhued, While the corn was flaxen yellow, The apples were all honeyfdewed, And the harvestfmoon was mellow. The crickets supplied the melody, While the grasshoppers jumped around. Uh, such a night for memory, Where happiness and joys abound! Not a moment of time was lost, Every one was happy and gay, And then, alas, came cold Jack Frost, Who chased the merry throng away. Dk PF Pl! Pk THE FROST FAIRIES Helen Mayo, 2G The frost is like a fairy dream. Cloaking the world in silver reams, Like thousands of diamonds or twinkling stars, . The whole world shines like the planet Mars. The cracking of frost is like a silvery bell, The whispering of fairies in some shaded dellg And moonlightffrosted snow so bright Reminds one of some fairy sprite. The frost is just a laughter land of laughter light For these little folk who dance in the bright moonlightg So, some evening when you are weary gazing over a world of snow, Peep out through your window at fairy land below. Sixty-two NIGHT Elsie White, Sp.I A lilt of soft elusive music here and thereg A breath of faint seductive lilac fills the airg A glowing moon which smiles with radif ance fair- Enchanting night! The lacy trees stand out against the depthless blueg The plaintive pleading of the frog is always newg And other fascinating creatures whisper too- Oh, breathless night! Oh, sympathizing Witness of our wild' est dreamsg Vv'e find thee soothing to our troubled hearts it seemsg For through the densest cloud, we see the moonlight gleams- Uplifting night! Pk lk Pk Pk THE JOYS OF SPRING George Bush, 10 It will soon be spring againg The birds will take the wing againg The crickets will sing, And the grasshoppers spring From place to place. The bees will hum. And streams will run. The snow will thaw, And the wind won't be raw, Because it will be spring again. Now June is here and summer is nearg And, to us so dear, comes the welcome cheer Cf the birds that sing both loud and clear. The trees are all in bud again, And woodland flowers in bloom again, So let us share nature's joys And shout like happy schoolboys, Because the Spring is here again. EASTERN ECHO

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