Eastern High School of Commerce - Eastern Echo Yearbook (Toronto, Ontario Canada)

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EASTERN ECHO EASTERN HIGH SCHOOL OF COMMERCE E TH -I :- -I Q 0

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THE DETENIION ROOM ROY SMITH. 3B There's the boy who didn't mean to, And the boy who quite forgot, And the boy who didn't think you meant, Each at his own mis-thought. They sit along the benches With a sulky, sullen air, And each one tries to tell himself That he really doesn't care. But yet they go on writing At an extra special speed, Till at last the D is ended, ,And from lessons they are freed. iii' 3C GIRLS At the HILL on JONES Avenue was a burning house with SPARKS coming out of the chimney. A hose poured water on it like JO'HNSTON'S flood. A COBB came, a swell fellow with his LIPSETT. He said, Keep away from the FLEMING house. A boy called EDWARD fell and his WRIGHT arm was hurt, a man got some SLOAN'S liniment. I walked WEST till I met the TWYNN boys from Commerce, and were they SHIEKS! Their names are HOWARD and MORRISON ANDERSON. They had their little sister WHITHAM. 'Ir 'A' ir 3S3 TRAVELLING CLASS Were you ever in a travelling classy That moves around all day? - We always go from room to room, In uncontrolled array. It really is quite boresome, Carrying those books around, From floor to floor and room to room, We really are profound. Eighty-'Four In class our voices they are weak- The teachers tell us sog Because when we are in the halls We're sure to let them go. At 3 o'clock our lockers slam, The teachers are perturbed. But we're so glad the day is o'er, Our joy it can't be curbed. tit For the past eight months the pupils of 3S3 have been suffering from an overdose of Lockjaw of the Eyelids , brought on, no doubt, by the fact that we have to come to school. A little cold water poured gently down the spine, however, is an excellent antidote. We are good athletes but poor stu- dents. In fact, the morning after we took our reports home, soft cushions and heavily padded chairs were a ne- cessity rather than a luxury. We like our teachers and we hope they like us. Here's to those who like us, And here's to those who don't, A smile for those who are willing 'C , Anccl a tear for those who won't. nk ir ir SOME MODERN DAFFYDILLS OF 3S4 If the Harvard crew lost a race at Yale in December would that make them a lot of numb-skulls? If Theodore Roosevelt's summer home is painted green, does that make the Oyster Bay? If the army contractors sold George Washington embalmed beef, is that why he swung the hammer at Valley Forge? If the steak is tough, would beating it with a beer mallet make the bar tender? How may bookkeeping be taught in a lesson of three words? Never lend them. EASTERN ECHO