Eastern High School of Commerce - Eastern Echo Yearbook (Toronto, Ontario Canada)

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T T TT T G. W. HOGAN LIMITED Pontiac and McLaughlin - Buick :ir 348 DANFORTH AVENUE T Good News to A Tennis and Badminton Players Have Your Racquets Re-strung or Repaired by Experienced Men Prices Moderate GEl'l'ard 2788 Special Price to l High School Pupils i l T W R. J. TADMAN 3 J,-Eg 80 lvy Ave. 1 HArgrave 8479 l .O............ O. T ' ii...:........3 LQVE 3, BENNETT CRVAL J. WYCKOFF LIMITED Ubptnmrtrir Eye Spnialisl 79 DANFORTH AVE. S P O R T I N G Elpstairs over Brandwoods G 0 Q D S Office z- Emergency :a- l T GE. 4666 HA. 7133 T MAPLE LEAF GARDENS I DISCOUNT TO STUDENTS V V , YY Y l Office: lmp. Banlc Bldg. l Danforth 8: Carlaw Phone GE. 0755 T 7 DR. FARRELI. T l Brutini Hours: 9 - 9 Open Evenings -yn For a delicious Toasted Sandwich, l Soda Fountain Service and tasty Home-made Candies Try ' THE HONEYSUCKLE CANDY SHOP 531 Danforth Avenue T D l l-D EASTERN ECHO Eighty-five

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THE DETENIION ROOM ROY SMITH. 3B There's the boy who didn't mean to, And the boy who quite forgot, And the boy who didn't think you meant, Each at his own mis-thought. They sit along the benches With a sulky, sullen air, And each one tries to tell himself That he really doesn't care. But yet they go on writing At an extra special speed, Till at last the D is ended, ,And from lessons they are freed. iii' 3C GIRLS At the HILL on JONES Avenue was a burning house with SPARKS coming out of the chimney. A hose poured water on it like JO'HNSTON'S flood. A COBB came, a swell fellow with his LIPSETT. He said, Keep away from the FLEMING house. A boy called EDWARD fell and his WRIGHT arm was hurt, a man got some SLOAN'S liniment. I walked WEST till I met the TWYNN boys from Commerce, and were they SHIEKS! Their names are HOWARD and MORRISON ANDERSON. They had their little sister WHITHAM. 'Ir 'A' ir 3S3 TRAVELLING CLASS Were you ever in a travelling classy That moves around all day? - We always go from room to room, In uncontrolled array. It really is quite boresome, Carrying those books around, From floor to floor and room to room, We really are profound. Eighty-'Four In class our voices they are weak- The teachers tell us sog Because when we are in the halls We're sure to let them go. At 3 o'clock our lockers slam, The teachers are perturbed. But we're so glad the day is o'er, Our joy it can't be curbed. tit For the past eight months the pupils of 3S3 have been suffering from an overdose of Lockjaw of the Eyelids , brought on, no doubt, by the fact that we have to come to school. A little cold water poured gently down the spine, however, is an excellent antidote. We are good athletes but poor stu- dents. In fact, the morning after we took our reports home, soft cushions and heavily padded chairs were a ne- cessity rather than a luxury. We like our teachers and we hope they like us. Here's to those who like us, And here's to those who don't, A smile for those who are willing 'C , Anccl a tear for those who won't. nk ir ir SOME MODERN DAFFYDILLS OF 3S4 If the Harvard crew lost a race at Yale in December would that make them a lot of numb-skulls? If Theodore Roosevelt's summer home is painted green, does that make the Oyster Bay? If the army contractors sold George Washington embalmed beef, is that why he swung the hammer at Valley Forge? If the steak is tough, would beating it with a beer mallet make the bar tender? How may bookkeeping be taught in a lesson of three words? Never lend them. EASTERN ECHO

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OUTSTANDING SOCIAL EVENT Form 3S5 was recently entertained in rooms 204 and 306 at 3.00 p.m. The host wore a single-breasted style grey suit. The guests included such noted personages as Miss Sharvill, Miss Janette Provan, Miss Chrissie Stark and many others. An interesting talk on Bookkeep- ing and Its Theory was the main feature of the entertainment. The room was not especially decorated, no refreshments were served and a bad time was had by all. iii' UNTRODDEN LIFE DORA RAPLEY, ass Oh what will the future yield, And my most cherished dreams? Will I be on a different field Of life, my hopes and passions re- vealed? Or will I go mad for wealth and power, The cares and passions that wither life, - And waste its little hour? But perhaps it would, by far Be best if I did not know, And of my future to remain in awe, And what the law of my life will beg For who can tell that my dreams may to the outstanding business executive, Ace Baileyg Dave Maxwell, advertis- ing manager for Eatonsg Phyliss Kearns, happily married. The future of the rest .of the members looks dim. Who can tell what ten years will bring? 'A' if 'k .: ..1.I ,5x , Il. !Qx'l'E!Il 6 - wfnffi n C I I IDI Anne Onymous , 4GI 'A' 'A' 'A' 4G2 CAN YOU IMAGINE J. Smith coming last in a race? Mr. Hare forgetting to say, Take a good swing ? Mr. C. C. Smith telling a funny story? J. Brick in kilts? Mr. Doidge not saying, Keep the old chest up ? F. Arbour at school every day? Sweet smells in the chemical lab. ? Earl Lunney with glasses and a bow tie? Wes McDermott sucking his thumb? An empty detention room? 'lr ir 'A' llgzwm fall xg Around the image of eternityg The throne of the invisible. 'A' 'A' uk I NOTABLES OF 4G1 4G1 boast many notable characters this year who are destined to become famous. Looking into the future we see: Bud Lunney coaching rugby teams, Ben Sugarman, city editor of The Starg Dot Smerdon playing pro- fessional basketballg Ethel Trimbee, private secretary to a famous criminal lawyer, Miss Ida Massey, secretary Eighty-six 'N Wiwa 1 t 'f :If f r GD 5 'IQWII 26622. ' f 2I'Lz9LT jl?5: Syl ZJBIGV Q' Q71 ff? X fxxffi H5 ff Z I , . my N . ,., ' f , A V 6 I af? v 2 I, 1' 'fi I I r f f 3- wiif 2 . ff a ff- f E ff 1.-f 'is'32f',':4E if TT 4G2's motto at the cake shop. EASTERN ECHO , ll -11 i l-