Eastern High School of Commerce - Eastern Echo Yearbook (Toronto, Ontario Canada)

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EASTERN ECHO SPROTT'S FINGERFIT PENHOLDERS ' Manic in tx nxn:11 In TEACHERS! Write now for a free sample - Red or Black Easy to write with. very lighi :mtl well-hail: mrmn -ul, which prevents iight grip-1-im: :mil promotes :I fluent. easy style of writ I one with :1 Sim-11's I'c11 P:-im Nu. 2. THE COMMERCIAL TEXT BOOK CO., 383 Church St., TORONTO H. E. REED 8 SONS FLORISTS Telephone Gladstone 1010 153 Chatham Avenue TORONTO 6 Wedding Bouquets and Floral Designs for Funerals our specialty. Flowers Telegraphed Anywhere. DonIand's unch 934 DANFORTH AVE. Service a Ia Carte Open Day and Night We Cater to School Students. Courtesy, Quality, Service. AFTER THAT HARD UTRIAL BALANCE ' RELAX AT.THE HO. 9295 Meath Theatre l'0Qi4?5 QUEEN AND WAVERLEY ROAD SEE THE FINEST FEATURES FIRST IN THIS DISTRICT Be sure to paironize Echo advertisers

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100 EASTERN ECHO RADIO BLUES The radio, we once believed, was a very useful thing, But all we hear now-a-days is some dumb crooner sing. To hear, twenty words, no more no less, Chase and Sanborn's, you get it fresh. Wlieii I hear about Pepsodent and twice a day My hair is certainly getting gray. Do I get a jar Wlieii I hear Bing Crosby and his five-cent cigar? You'll try Shirriffls Jellies, I hope, And don't forget 'bout Palmolive Soap. Use Silverwood's at every feast, Don't dare forget Fleischman's Yeast. To all these birds I just cannot listen, This is the Columbia Broadcasting System. CLASSIFIED ADS. For Sale- , Bulldog. Very refined, will eat anything, very fond of children. Om' Rea' Tic. Slightly stretched, but will sell at big sacrifice. Apply Room 201, E,H,S,C, Lost and Found- Lost-Onc Good Imokkcvjiilzg Sci. Finder please keep.-M. Finbow. 1. Lost-The Nickel I loaned Jlforris Zlfillcr. Also the car-ticket I owe nm. E771fl0j777IG71ff Ufanfed- Must have worlc. Destitute, starving! Salary, S100 per week. Call Bill Rogers, SB. Waiited-A position as pick-slinger. Will work for experience. Apply-Anyone in 3B. A TOAST TO THE LADIES OF ROOM 300 VVho scream and screech when they get their coats? THE GIRLS, oh men, THE GIRLS. Wfho laugh at all the teachers' jokes? THE GIRLS, my men, THE GIRLS. VVho scramble for pencils, and shoes and goloshes? VV ho laugh with delight when our fedoras one squashes? THE GIRLS, oh men, THE GIRLS. There is one member will remove all doubt, Oh boy! You should hear that girlie shout. To act like a lady, it seems none can learn her, Of course, I mean little Miss Bernice .... -f. K err. Mr. Grayh Say, Lunney, doesn't rugby interfere with your studies ? Lunney- No, sir, studies interfere with my rugbyfy . Miss Flink- Are you going to that dance ?,' Kerger- Is it formal, or do I wear my own clothes ?

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IW EASTERN ECHO A B C D E F G H 1 I K L M Q R S is is is is IS is is is is is is is is I is is THE 4G2-S2 ALPHABET for Aili, her last name is Flink, for Bates, she writes poetry, I think. for Cally, he's only a pest, for Dot Jones, whose tongue will not rest. for Eileen, her last name is Bird, It's also for Ella, who sings, so we heard. for Francis, his last name is Powell, for Grant, never raises a howl. for Hazel, with hair flaming red, for Me-'tis best left unsaid. for Iessie, you can just ask Miss Atkin, for Kerger, the girls' chief attraction CU. for Lapier, that no joke can tickle, for Miller, He owes meta Nickel. 'ni afraid, is quite hidden from view, The same applies to P and also Q. for Rowe, I hope he won't hear this, for Smerdon, and she sits quite near us. for Turner, she's got some power of speech, U we'll leave out, and leave V for Veitch .... Some of you may be wondering what it's all about, So please accept my apology if I've left you out. lla is Business men who are doubtful as to the ability of students of Eastern Commerce should know about this: Since two Eastern Commerce lads have been working at Danforth Library, it -has doubled its circulation! Wliat is a chauffeur, daddy? A chauffeur is a man who drives a car. But daddy! That isn't what you called the man who nearly knocked us down yesterday. Grocer- You want a pound of ochre? Is it for painting bricks P Small Boy- Naw! It's tappy ochre wot maw makes puddin' with. Mr. Tufts-- There's a student in this class making a 'ackass out of , - . , . . ,, U J himself, and when he is finished I will begin. Z3 Business Man- This machine can take the place of 20 girlsf' Hodges- Ya, but w-ho wants a date with a machine ? It takes a stern parent to resist the sales-talk of a boy of fourteen who wants to see a movie. OUR PRESIDENT'S PHILOSOPHY OF LIFE VVe should help our school-mates on their way, VVe should scatter sunshine and cheer, By using Pepsodent twice a dayg And seeing our dentists at least twice a year.