Eastern Academy - Echoes Yearbook (Paterson, NJ)

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1936—————= EASTERN ACADEMY === 1936 The total results: Eastern Academy 17 St. John 11 “i af 10 Alumnae 22 2H e 14 St. Bonaventure 13 ae , 14 Pompton Lakes il ) y 11 Alumnae 18 it Hi 12 Pompton Lakes 8 ay v 22 Ch. of Messiah 18 ™% 4 8 St. Bonaventure 9 x a 29 St. John 11 a as 39 St. Luke 7 ‘4 Ss 22 St. Bonaventure 14 a eg 31 Ch. of Messiah 21 Total Points 229 169 Won 8 Lost 4 After Chapel on the day preceding spring vacation the following received letters: BOYS’ VARSITY K. de Waal Malefyt (Captain) W. Tanis (Manager) J. Greydanus W. Struck J. Van Dyk J. Moezelaar C. La Fleur G. De Boer W. Eelman P. De Vries B. Steen GIRLS’ VARSITY J. Sikkema (Captain) A. Bush (Manager) M. Postma J. Sisco C. Greydanus E. Kuiken B. Bosma D. Greydanus K. Kuiken C. Vanden Bosch twenty-four

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1936———— EASTERN ACADEMY ==———1936 Athletics Since this is the first (and last) issue of the “Envoy” that has appeared this semester, there is an abundance, even an oversupply of news concerning the accomplishments of E. A.’s teams. Because your correspondent sympathizes with you, the readers, he will not give you a play by play description of each game, but rather endeavor to present a resumé of the doings of the Boys’ and Girls’ Varsity teams. At first glance this season might appear to have been rather unsuccessful for the Boys’ Varsity. However, if the conditions of each game could be under- stood, 1t would be seen that although we were not overwhelmingly successful, we were not at all disgraced. Even though we were swamped by Lodi, a school six or seven times as large as E. A., we did beat St. Mary’s, the winner of the city Parochial League, and lost to St. John’s and St. Joseph’s by a margin of one point. And then the Alumni beat us by only a very few points in both games. To say the least, it is not encouraging for any team to have the “breaks’”’ continually against them. Yet our E. A. team was always ready to get in there and fight, no matter what the odds were. This certainly takes more spirit than it does when the team always wins. Therefore I feel perfectly safe in saying that our 1935-36 Basket Ball Season was morally successful. The total results: Eastern Academy 20 St. John 30 2 ie 20 Lodi 65 “ HB 18 St. Mary 55 a He 22 Alumni 26 a} a 1 St. Joseph 13 4 e 23 St. John 24 3 22 St. Mary 20 Y 9 St. Bonaventure 15 He y 31 Alumni 36 ‘ is 12 Montclair 30 A 14 St. Bonaventure 34 a ce 12 Montclair 36 2 ye 12 Lodi 60 Total points 227 444 Won 1 Lost 12 The E. A. girls not only had a morally successful season, but a materially successful one as well. Our girls went into the majority of their games with that extra something that makes the difference between a team and a winning team and saved the day for E. A. (Partly, I think, to “show us boys a thing or two’’). The girls with a late and heavy season saw what the boys were doing with their early season and resolved not to follow suit. They certainly lived up to their resolutions. Starting with a spectacular win over the St. John’s sextette, cur girls took all comers, and at the end of the season could say with Caesar, “Venimus; Vidimus; Vicimus.” (We came; we saw; we conquered.) If the girls can handle domestic problems as well as they can a basket- ball, there will be a number of contented husbands sometime in the dim(?) future. twenty-three

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1936 a EASTERN WN GINO) MIN (eS 1936 Humor “Well, how’d you find yourself this morning?” “Oh, I just opened my eyes, and there I was.” e CorRECT Mr. Kruithof: “Robert, give me a definition of space.” Robert Broekstra: “Space is where there is nothing. I can’t explain ex- actly, but I have it in my head all right.” e “Daughter, don’t you think it’s about time that young man left?” called the irate father. Downstairs the lad whispered: ‘Your father’s a crank!” The father overhearing, called down, ‘Well, when you haven’t got a self- starter, a crank comes in handy.” e No Goats ALLOWED Mr. Vanden Bosch dictated the following sentence to be punctuated— “Come in, she said, and see my fur coat.” A student wrote—‘Come in, she said, and see me fur goat.” e Not So Goop “Doctor, how are my chances?” “Oh, pretty good, but I wouldn’t start reading any continued stories. e ETHIOPIANS??? Miss Slingerland: ‘Wilhelmina, who wrote the Latin hymns?” Wilhelmina Pruiksma: ‘The Greeks.” e ”) Tryina Harp Mr. Van Loon: “I’m surprised at you! Do you know what they do with boys who tell lies?” Alfred V. L.: “Sure, they make salesmen out of them.” e Mr. De Vries: ‘How’s your car running, Mr. Bos?” Mr. Bos: “Not so good. I can’t keep it throttled down.” Mr. De Vries: ‘And how’s your wife?” Mr. Bos: “Oh, about the same.” e Friend: “What is your son taking up at college this year?” Father: “Space—nothing but space!” twenty-five