East Stroudsburg University - Stroud Yearbook (East Stroudsburg, PA)

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OF THINGS . . abouT odd jobs . . . The SweeThearT oT The Soap .- -Be-Hy Delker. MisTorTune dogs her TooTsTeps. Every Time she goes ouT in ThaT cor oT hers, someThing Tragic happens-iT geTs sTuck in The in a loT abouT Mike Yarosh's Hawaiian Clipper, buT . mud or The engine breaks down . . . We've heard we've never seen iT. Nor have we been given an inviTaTion To ride in iT . . . GilberT Dunning and his poinTless argumenTs. GeT Those eloquenT ges- Tures and Tacial expressions . . . Those Trouble- some day sTudenTs again. We don'T know a Thing abouT Them . . . Tremendous appeTiTes: Herb DeVries, Tor one. He's The bane oT a waiTer's exisTence. And Nevin Bloss, Tor anoTher. He up keeps Rosie's business booming wiTh his nighTly consumpTion oT Pepsi-Cola's Tis iT?l and cup cakes. , They'll be dyspepTic some day . . . Nick Cambria is The mosT obliging soul on campus. He does everybody's work and neglecTs his own. Typing, any old Thing . . . Why do They call Joe Sager Slippery '? We know: do you? . . . The iunior class is raTher small, buT--oh, my! JusT waTch one aT Their dancing classes some day, and you'll geT The idea . . . Donald Leibensperger was re- cenTly chrisTened Baldy. lT's ThaT haircuT. And . everybody knows The Canary . . . How did Q Sam MeTrinko raTe l-A in The draTT? He musT ,P have had his glasses on The day he was ex- s amined. By The way, where are They now? . . . MN WhaT happened To Russel SchaTz in The Tanners- ville exhibiTion? lsn'T iT funny how in a spliT sec- ond a near-perTecT record can be spoiled? P. S. He saT down on The maTs . . . Chippie Dailey Q was The vicTim oT a pracTical ioke in which a Q sTone-oT all Things-played The leading parT . . . STan SchaTz's greaTesT asseT is his poker Tace. By The way, we hear he's in The markeT Tor conga lessons. Try ArThur Murray . . . Don'T E Try To maTch wiTs wiTh Nevin Nonnemaker. You'll end up wiTh an inTerioriTy complex. How does he A do iT? . . . We're Tired. We'll leT These people x Tell you abouT Themselves nexT year, when They'll . be puTTing ouT Their own yearbook . . . 'X Th T

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X TO THE STADI The I94l TooTball season began wirh a spuTTer- ing sizzle, buT Tinished up wiTh a big bang and a blazing gridiron display. During The shorT season oT seven games The STrouiclsburg boys goT OTT To a bad sTarT by losing Their iniTial game To Their TradiTional rivals, WesT ChesTer S. T. C., 28-6. Joe Rushin crashed Through The line in The lasT Tive minuTes To score The TirsT Touchdown Tor E. S. S. T. C. in The '4l season. The Snavelymen suTTered Their second cleTeaT by losing To The sTrong downsTaTe Team from Ship- pensburg S. T. C., 6-O. As The score indicaTes, This was a hard ToughT conTesT, wiTh Shippens- burg driving across The goal in The second quar- Ter To regisTer The winning six poinTs oT The game. The Warriors scalped Their TirsT vicTim oT The season-The small buT scrappy KuTzTown Team- by a 26-O score. Our enTire squad saw acTion in This conTesT, and Rushin, Ranger, Clauser, and Roslcos shared The scoring honors. Inspired by This vicTory, The Big Red subdued a previously unbeaTen club from MonTclair, N. J. The Warriors scored in The TirsT quarTer via a I7-yand run by Ed Rushin, wiTh Clauser converT- ing. Grant: Tell on a bad M. S. T. C. pass Trom cenTer in The end zone, and Clauser again con- verTed Tor The second Tally, puTTing The Red and Black aT The big end of a I4-I3 score. BeTore a small Homecoming crowd, a resulT oT inclemenT weaTher, our club ouTplayed Mansfield S. T. C. by Tallying I2 TirsT downs To The visiTors' 3, and ouTscored Them 6-O as a resulT oT a pass Tram Roslcos To Pasko. The Red and Black challced up' iTs TourTh consecu- Tive win by downing a sTubborn Bloomsburg Team on Toreign soil, I3-O. Clauser slcirTed righT end To score in The TirsT quarTer, climaxing a 65-yard march. LaTer McNamara scored Trom The 4-yard line aTTer a 31-yard run by lzer. The Warriors ended Their '4I season by cleTeaT- ing Panzer College, 37-O. A 50-yard pass Trom Paslco To lzer in The end zone, and a 40-yard run by Roskos To Touchdownland were The highlighTs OT This game. UM