East Stroudsburg University - Stroud Yearbook (East Stroudsburg, PA)

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:s wf MQW WW if5QfpWf ONE MORE YEAR . . . . IUNIORS have 'io end? : May flowers: picnics: early swim- ming excursions: all fopped off by our finals: and so anofher year rolls by. Can you believe if?-we're iuniors already! : enrolled: clraff boards nibbled af us: sfill delighf in fhe anfics of fhe frosh: exchange of summer experiences: our fhird Presidenfs Recepfion: frees lose fheir leaves: besf foofball feam ever: help- ing fo run college affairs: dismal Homecoming Day: gab fesfs in dorms: remember our Con- scripfion Dance? : Fellowship Bcinquef af fhe Penn-Sfroud: anxiefy of war: furmoil: franfically fx- ?9E 'Bti SM' MJ! f . if 'f - Q9 ff , :I workfQQ1g jguf33?ThQ '1ighf dafe wifh ljfsifrffid: news broad B' sf class discussions: we're Kappies, foo-fwelve of us: snow: mid- years: Uncle Sam a persisfenf fellow: climax of baskefball season-again myfhical sfafe cham- pions: finally, fhe Guesf Dance: lofs of guesfs: refreshing spring weafher: spring fever: sfarf plans for our yearbook: elecf ediforand business manager: glorious Easfer: blifhely danced info our 'rhird college prom: perfecf: finals suddenly upon us: wifh fhoughfs of nexf year-overwhelm ing dufies before us.

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OF THINGS . . abouT odd jobs . . . The SweeThearT oT The Soap .- -Be-Hy Delker. MisTorTune dogs her TooTsTeps. Every Time she goes ouT in ThaT cor oT hers, someThing Tragic happens-iT geTs sTuck in The in a loT abouT Mike Yarosh's Hawaiian Clipper, buT . mud or The engine breaks down . . . We've heard we've never seen iT. Nor have we been given an inviTaTion To ride in iT . . . GilberT Dunning and his poinTless argumenTs. GeT Those eloquenT ges- Tures and Tacial expressions . . . Those Trouble- some day sTudenTs again. We don'T know a Thing abouT Them . . . Tremendous appeTiTes: Herb DeVries, Tor one. He's The bane oT a waiTer's exisTence. And Nevin Bloss, Tor anoTher. He up keeps Rosie's business booming wiTh his nighTly consumpTion oT Pepsi-Cola's Tis iT?l and cup cakes. , They'll be dyspepTic some day . . . Nick Cambria is The mosT obliging soul on campus. He does everybody's work and neglecTs his own. Typing, any old Thing . . . Why do They call Joe Sager Slippery '? We know: do you? . . . The iunior class is raTher small, buT--oh, my! JusT waTch one aT Their dancing classes some day, and you'll geT The idea . . . Donald Leibensperger was re- cenTly chrisTened Baldy. lT's ThaT haircuT. And . everybody knows The Canary . . . How did Q Sam MeTrinko raTe l-A in The draTT? He musT ,P have had his glasses on The day he was ex- s amined. By The way, where are They now? . . . MN WhaT happened To Russel SchaTz in The Tanners- ville exhibiTion? lsn'T iT funny how in a spliT sec- ond a near-perTecT record can be spoiled? P. S. He saT down on The maTs . . . Chippie Dailey Q was The vicTim oT a pracTical ioke in which a Q sTone-oT all Things-played The leading parT . . . STan SchaTz's greaTesT asseT is his poker Tace. By The way, we hear he's in The markeT Tor conga lessons. Try ArThur Murray . . . Don'T E Try To maTch wiTs wiTh Nevin Nonnemaker. You'll end up wiTh an inTerioriTy complex. How does he A do iT? . . . We're Tired. We'll leT These people x Tell you abouT Themselves nexT year, when They'll . be puTTing ouT Their own yearbook . . . 'X Th T