East Stroudsburg University - Stroud Yearbook (East Stroudsburg, PA)

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Q- --f w. Cf i ATT' 3 L, ' 6 wr we f' if I A nf , - I I V. ' 'J I ,Q fda, . J v fjfid ATL 'RESHMAN'S Y,,w5f,,pfy,f?rff Po11NL'g,bjr WWWW 'ge,?mbeTNi pew ad a loT To olo wiTh This book. Curious? Ask her . . . Look hard and you'll see a couple oT frosh boys Tangled up wiTh each oTher. PubliciTy sTunT or a new game? . . . See ThaT group oT girls posed on TronT cam- pus? Look aT Mary Monahan wiTh books! She looks happy, Too, Good nighT, whaT nexT? . . . Angie Salomone and Libby Breeden have a bad habiT of swinging on gaTes. Trying To break 'em? NoT a bad snapshoT Though . . . Freshman regs -always good as a Topic oT discussion. So They couldn'T make Mike Tichy laugh, eh? Phyllis Lus- Tig on Top oT The closeT, singing The Alma MaTer -poor girl And she coulcln'T geT down Ted MarTz one oT The cocknesT Trosh ever To h1T The Burg had To wake one TThe upperclassmen aT 6 45 for Tlve weeks sTraighT ouch' The poor girls on Third Hall NorTh really Took a ride They were Told by some mcorrigible upperclassmen Thar breakTasT would be served To Them in bed ThaT molds would make up Their beds Tor Them and ThaT They mlghT Take only Three showers a week F' qu One l1TTle 1nnocenT asked May I Take my show er TonighT lnsTead oT Tomorrow n1ghT7 l d raTher And wenT on To explain why lnTeresTrng T waTch are The various boy girl combunahons The Trosh cook up Quick change arTisTs They are Wanna laugh7 Ask Jean CaTTell To sung Frankie and Johnnie lTs really good WhaTgb do you know abouT Peggy Kauicfmann TorgeTTmg To Turn The card aT The girls boskerboll games7 ChemisTry of NuTrlT1on classes were made lively by Those whlTe raTs WhaT were Their name-s7 Elmer Lois Bobo Bum bum Wally Bob Disque is repuTedly The only boy on The baskeTball Team who Takes his sTucl1es seriously Good Tor him Score one Tor The Trosh Where are The day sTudenTs'7 We donT see much oT Them We do know Though ThaT poor Jane MorTon pracT1cally sTops living when :T geTs very co We could go on Tor pages abouT The freshmen buT obviously Theres no more room More nexT year w e