East Rutherford High School - Tea Leaf Yearbook (East Rutherford, NJ)

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7fae glue With our jet motors blazing and Nisi as our pilot, we are all set for our excursion through the universe. But wait!! Here comes never-on-time Fecanin with porter, Sheiblin, hustling the luggage. At last we're ready to take off from Atomic Field, designed by Kopecg as we do so, hostess Babcock is doing everything possible to make us comfortable. Looking around at our fellow passengers, we see Reggie and Eddie, the honeymooners. Who are the men behind the long beards? Why, it's Barone, Locarro, and Murphy with an overdose of S o'clock shadow! The other seats are occupied by vacationers Ateniese, Anzelmo, Clauss, Gengo, and G. Kilian, who from time to time purchase apples and candy from vendors G. Cunningham and Cebulski, who certainly are succeeding! ZOOOOOOM! What was that? It's irresistible Cheval still chasing the girls-with Killer Lo Re giving him close competition. That racket we hear is none other than Vito standing on hot air, manufactured by Trebing, still trying to fix a flat on his old rig. Sit- ting leisurely in the back seat are Molan, Kraska, Posluszny, De Gaetano, and Zdankowski. As we approach the outskirts of Mars, we catch a glimpse of Cohn trying to get a drink out of the big dipper. She is slightly splashed by one of Lefty Lombardo's homers!! Flying at low altitude, we see the ultra-modern diner of joan and Bunzy's, with Hobin and Giuri serving Worischeck's Dehydrated Steaks to Wiacek, Kirk, Hediger, and Miller. On a corner we see Lockwood, Hicswa, Cammarota, Vander Vliet, and Stiles thumbing a ride to Pluto where, they have learned, the armed forces have landed. Stopping at Walter's famous night club, the Heavenly Body , featuring Van's orchestra with Lo Presti and Reinhardt at the pianos, and the 3 C's, Cimler, Carroll, and Costa, singing a medley of tunes written by Brett and Bradley. As Jantzen, the headwaiter, leads us to our table, we notice Jo and Jack still holding hands. We give our orders to waitreses J. Cunningham, Coldeway, Primiano, and Demetrofsky. After dinner, we continue our journey to the moon. Whizzing past us in their helicopter are Gajdos, Subda, Kondel, and C. Daniels still riding around. As we near the landing field on the moon, we fly over Bainer's Institute of Learning , with Headman, Bennato, Gervens, Contreras, and Mazza making up the faculty. After landing, we decide to tour such points of interest as, McAlpine's Manor , Russomanno's Horse Hospital , and Frey's Cooler , in which Ballare, F. Daniels, Franzella, and Sciarra are house-guests. In Krawczyk's Celestial News office, we find fashion editor Gesualdi, gossip editor Eig, and Slyz with her Advice to the Lovelorn . In Gales' Park, we see Bassett pushing a baby carriage and Sanderson waiting on the bench for Watrel, who is still trying for his M.D. Leaving the park, we pass the famous statute of Sintel, who discovered where the light goes when you close the refrigerator door. Feeding the pigeons a little distance away are Walther and Villa Qstill togetherj. To our surprise we discover that the man in the moon is none other than Smolinski, who hires Steepy, Purner, Mazzucca, Leuang, and Grossman to design his cream cheese trees. fConfinued on page 282 Page twenty seven

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Our excursion over, we turn our rocket-ship toward home and find that Cathey, Pryzwara, Lokes, and Janeczko are added to our passenger list. While speeding toward earth, we see Gureski trying to take a bite out of the milky way, gaining moral support from Henninger. We are held up for a few minutes by a military parade, among which are Barcewski, Brune, Trotter, and Walsh. Leading the band is majorette Silvan. Zito is pushing the piano on which von Wallmenich plays Minutola's March . Merandino is accompanying her on the drum which Bowen is carrying for him. After a rather bumpy landing, we see Le Grand's Emergency Squad riding up to us to see if we're all okay. Albers pours us a glass of water because after all, we are a bit shaken up. Leive tries a little unnecessary first aid on Vion whose oppositions are drowned by Ramoth who is calling the signals for the next rocket preparing to take off. Upon further investigation, we find it consists of Docimo, Glembocky, Jones, Konefal, Pandolfi, Stoifa, and Venturini who are taking off to find the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Now, all set to go home, we hail a Stratoliner. To our surprise we find the hackie to be Schreib. Of course, we always take the indirect Way home to stop at Holmes' Health Ray Shop for a few of the Filippelli's super deluxe vitamin rays which cost only a few atoms. Here we find Tabisz still undecided as to who it shall be . As we leave we find Kilian, Meinecke, Mooney, and Smalz sitting in a plasco complex, collapsible booth dis- cussing good old '46. Before we know it, we're home only to discover we've left Slupicki, Scherer, and Plosia on the gas rings of Saturn. Respectfully submitted, THE TEA LEAF STAFF Page twenty-eight