East Mississippi Community College - Lion Yearbook (Scooba, MS)

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6. Draw a rough sketch of air showing fully the proportions of the inert gases including iodine and nicotine. 7. Give difference between coalescence and Spoils System in 44678892 words. 8. Explain the brain trust in terms of the C. W. A., P. W. A. and C. C. C. a. Would this relationship exist if the terms were reversed? b. Why so ? c. How many possible combinations? 9. Is it polite to kill mosquitoes in the presence of ladies while brushing the hair, if the mosquitoes are doing no special harm? 10. How far can the following objects be seen? 1. One fly of the house type. 2. One cow with horns and one without. 3. One particle of unlarge dust. 4. One very beautiful lady. 5. One lady that is not beautiful. 6. One invisable arch support. 11. Do you consider yourself capable of consuming the following dormitory food during the year? 89 lbs. of string beans. 44 lbs. of shoe leather beefsteak. 108 bowls of Kellogs. 44 lbs. of shoe leather beefsteak. 504 lbs. of liver. 1 oz. of good sausage. 25 lbs. of other sausage. 20 heads of cabbage. 4 country miles of spaghetti? 31

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The Lion Freshman Exam. INSTRUCTIONS: Be sure all instructions that is ajffixed heret o is well understood before attempting- to miss the questions that are to follow. This test as devised by the great educators of the world is to determine your qualifications as a gnat grabber and to inform the faculty of your father ' s ability to gather peas from the potato patch. 1. Write your name in full sideways while standing on one foot walkin g backwards. a. Dot .your P ' s and cross your O ' s. b. Repeat the operation several times. c. Why is that so ? d. Skip this. 2. How far can a man travel forwards walking three miles an hour backwards in the different times designated below? a. 30 minutes inches. b. 2 minutes feet. c. 10 years inches. d. one life-time miles. 3. Who invented the first tooth brush? a. How come? b. When? c. What was his wife ' s name? d. (Jive the particulars of his brother ' s father and state the relationship between him and his bird dog. 4. Define in one word antidisestablishmententerism? a. Since when? b. Under what circumstances? c. Why bring that up ? (1. Think again? S Are yon younger than your grandfather? a. How come? b. Does he know it . ' ; ' .. Prove it. ' 30

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