East Liverpool High School - Keramos Yearbook (East Liverpool, OH)

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ING DOING NOTHING NOTHINGNOTHINGN( Doing nothing. That ' s the prime past- time at ELHS. You tell everyone you do it. Your mom asks, Whatcha do in sch- ool today? and you reply, nothing. But doing nothing requires the skill and knowledge only a high school student poss- esses. First, you must be able to work six per- iods a day, carry on at least fifty friend- ships, endure everything from the boredom of the morning announcements to the tot- al chaos of choir, and keep your image up at all times. Second, you must brown-nose at least five teachers and appear civil to the jerk sitting next to you in homeroom. If you accomphsh all this, then you ' re doing nothing. And look at all the things that are done, doing nothing: stuffing Volkswagons, throw ing pies at Mr. Hogue, having a war with cafeteria food as your ammunition, and gossiping-to name but a few. In fact, the only problem with doing nothing is, we never do it enough. Miss Dime-A-Dance Harper is The cat ' s meow. NOTfflNGNOTHINGNOTH

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WEEK LONG A typical Monday! It ' s going to be one of those days; you just know it. First you slept in because the alarm broke. Then you trip up the steps to the bathroom, where you spill Lavoris ail down your front, cut yourself shaving, and forget to use deodorant. Your hair is stick- ing up like a ' fro (and you have LONG straight hair) so you plaster it with 5 gall- ons of water. You stumble to the kitchen, grab some instant Cream O ' Wheats, dress (not in the kitchen please) and head for the car. It won ' t start because you left the lights on all night! Run for the bus! When you reach school, you find you forgot your locker key and early dismissal request. Today is Thespian initiation, so a lot of weirdoes are cluttering up the halls. First period you are late to Mrs. Buzzard ' s class and get an ' F ' on her test. Going to Mrs. Gotschall ' s class, you drop your books, and lose the term paper due today. After class you ask a fox to the prom and she laughs at you and calls you a joker. You ' re so embarrased that you dash down the hall splitting your pants. Finally you make it to lunch and they ' re serving ground beef on fluffy whipped potatoes. The day finally ends, and it ' s only Mon- day. The face tells all . . .Beth Schneider endures a bad u i Mrs. .Spru,-- j Utc pupil.

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HINGNOTHINGNOTfflNGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOT] Students enjoy themselves at pep rallies. ' ■W V Arc they acting, or ... 1 hespian initiates ham it up. gNOTHI And then, there are those days you do nothing O THINGNOTHINGN o z, I— I o