East Leyden High School - Eagle Yearbook (Franklin Park, IL)

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Fuyt Fourteen Prophecy Scene:—Court room m Chicago Probate Court. Time:—June 10, 1941. Occasion:—Selection of a jurv. Characters:—Judge Siebold, Prosecuting Attorney Loyd Reiss, Council for the Defense Harry Streetz, and applicants for the jury. Judge Wilbur Siebold: We are about to select a jury for a decision, either for or against Leverne Kirkpatrick, the lady's man, on charge of assault and battery of Master English. The jury will now be chosen. Shall we proceed? Prosecuting Attorney Reiss: Dun’t e. k! Rush the “biz,” Pm stepping out with a keen jane. None other than Philomena Lescher, our social butterfly, in person. Judge Siebold: “That’s that. Kenneth Al-pers, please take the stand. Do you swear to tell the truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God? Kenneth Alpers: I do. Judge: Your profession is—? Kenneth: A chemist. Judge: Good, hold down a seat in the jury box. (Margaret Sonnenberg, as my secreta y, you must take notes.) Mary Fenton, take the stand, please. Do you swear to tell the truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God? Mary: And how! What’s on your mind, Wil? Attorney Harry Streetz: As attorney for the defense, I protest against too much familiarity. I demand her rejection. Maiy: But, your honor, I’m the press correspondent! Judge: What does that make me? You’re rejected. Raymond Kohn. Mr. Raymond Kohn to the stand. Do you swear to tell the truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you Gcd? Raymond: I do. Judge: What is your occupation? Raymond: Bbblblaa bbblablaa olah. Judge: What?!! Don’t talk so blamed fast! Raymond: I said, I-am-a-distinguished-poet-in-America. Judge: All right sit down next to Mr. Alpers. Next tryout for the jury, Richasxl Feeney. What are you? Richard: Irish. Judge: Not nationality! The profession, what’s the profession? Richard: Oh! I’m a gigolo in the Granada Cafe. Judge: You’ll do. Take a seat in the jury. Next. Julia Mariani. What’s your business? Julia: My business is not your business. Judge: Don’t get wise, Cleopatra. Answer. Julia: Sure thing, big boy, I'm a cabaret dancer. Judge: Okay, sit down in the box with the men—oh, don’t be oashful! Mr. Bennett Dolan to the stand. Bennett: You bet! I’m a ditch-digger for the Public Service Company. My hair’s auburn, green eyes, height 5 feet 11 inches, complexion medium, freckles obvious. Anvthing else? Judge: Aw right, Brilliant! Won’t do. You’re too smart. Wilbert Rath, next. You are—? Wilbert: An architect. I did most of the planning for the largest buildings for the World’s Fair. Judge: Be seated with the jury. Miss Jewell Bunnell to the stand. Do you swear to tell the truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God? Jewell: I do. Judge: Your occupation? Jewell: School teacher—English teacher in a high school. Judge: You’ll do . Dan Atherlon to the stand. What do you do to keep alive ? Dan: I am chief executive of the bachelor girls’ sewing circle. Judge: I’m sorry, but I have no iue for you. Next Benny Woitkewicz. What are you? Benny: I’m a track athlete, but I lost my speed pushng a baby buggy ten hours a day. Judge: You’ie one of the men we want. Be seated. Gertiude Broker. What do you do? Gertrude: 1 am the personal maid of the First Lady of the Land, the former Lucille Chapp, now' wife of Edmund Smith, our President. Judge: Miss Broker, take a seat with the jury. Helen Rhue to the stand. You look as if you take to wings. Helen: 1 do, I’m an aviatrix. Judge: Well, well. You’ll make a good listener. You may oe a spectator. Ruth Schuppeit: Oh, Will, when can I come to the stand, huh? Aw, lemme come now; won-cha, please, judgie? Judge: Listen, young ledy, keep cool. This is no place foi hot mamas. Don’t annoy me! Shoo! Naoma Taylor. What’s your business? Naoma: Woman politician. Want to hear the latest dope on politics? I can give you any----- Judge: Heavens, no! Sit with the juliy. Louise Rowe. Your profession? Louise: Nurse. Judge: Sorry; next, Elizabeth Riehl. You are—? Elizabeth: Saxaphonist in the “Old Maids' Band.’’ Judge: Whoops, m’dear! You may also bo a spectator. Maxine Harriss to the stand. Your occupation ? Maxine: Commercial artist. Judge: That’s interesting. Take a seat next to Miss Taylor. Veina Boesenberg. What are you? Verna: Matron of Police in the County Jail. Judge: Holy Cats! Can’t use you! Wayne Rodgeus to the stand. Your profession? Wayne: A doctor. Judge: Okay, with the jury. Floramond Zol-la. What are you? Floramond: Telephone operator. Judge: Nope. Next, Kathryn Fox to the stand. Your occupation? Kathryn: Organist in the Cologne Cathedral. Judge: Won’t do. You’re likely to have unwanted influence on the others with your beauty. Joseph Matumo. Ocupation? Joseph: 1 run an elevator in Marshall Field’s. Judge: Well, keep on running it. Dorothy Jenkinson. What do you do? Dorothy: I’m a beauty specialist. Judge: Oh, you are? When will you manicure my nails for me—or, perhaps, set my hair? (dismisses her with an impatient wave of the hand.) Josephine Riehl, take the stand. What is your profession? Josephine: An actress. I wae on the legitimate stage tw’o years, and now I am with a moving picture concern, your honor. Judge: We’re just a bit wary of actresses here, so I’m afraid we can’t use you. Esther Wolske to the stand. Do you swear to tell the (Continued on Page Fifteen)

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Page Thirteen Class Will In the name of God Amen. We, the senior class of Leyden High School, of the city of Franklin Park, in the County of Cook and State of Illinois, considering the uncertainty of this mortal life, and being of sound minds and memories (blessed be God for the same) do make and public this, our last will and testament, in manner and in form following: That is to say— Article I To Mr. Baker we bequeath our respect and thanks tor his guidance through our years at high school, and to the faculty we extend our gratitude for their noble efforts expended to increase our knowledge. Article II To the juniors we wish to leave the privilege we never enjoyed, and the intra-mural pennant we didn't have the opportunity to win. To the sophomores we leave the low grades we didn’t want. To the freshmen we leave the lecturings we got from the teachers, and our dignified ways. Article III I, Kenneth Alpers, give and bequeath to Byron Good my everlasting courage. I, Daniel Atherton, give and bequeath to Kenneth Chrysler my happy-go-lucky spirit. I, Verna Bodesenberg, give the custody of my pleasing smile to Anna Brodkorb. I, Gertrude Broker, direct that my stenographic ability be left in the keeping of Ruth Voelkel; my journalistic ability to Blanche Mahler; and my curling irons, previously willed to me by Helen Nation and Gene Donehue, to Eunice Wickstrom. I, Jewell Bunnell, give and bequeath my studious attitude to Evelyn Draper. I, Lucille Chapp, leave my freshman boy friend, Donald Lazier, to Evelyn Fitzgerald. I, Bennett Dolan, leave my number ten and a half shoes to Bill Dolamore, my drum major baton to John Banas, and my sense of humor to Nathan Turner. I, Katherine Fox, leave my girlish blush to Vivian Jenkinr.on. I, Richard Feeney, leave my paternalistic attitude to Gilbert Ourada, and to Carl Metz my good disposition. I. Mary Fenton, give and bequeath my attempts at humor to Ruth Bade, and my promptness to Myrtle Lorentsen. I, Maxine Harriss, leave my freckles to Leone Gates, and my excessive avoirdupois to Helen Curran. I, Raymond Kohn, leave my poetic ability to Joe Camp. I, Levern Kirkpatrick, give my way with the women to Harry Retry. I, Phyllis Lescher, leave my dancing ability to Virginia Berg. I. Julia Mariani, bequeath my long black curls to lone Gates. I, Joseph Maturno, leave my blushing modest v to George Wells. I, Dorothy Jenkinson. leave mv well-thumbed historv text books to Evelyn Giertz. T, Wilbert Rath, do bequeath my spirit to win to Joseph Castle, and my mechanical ability to Ray Steingraber. I, Iioyd Reiss, leave my good looks to Roger Burrill. I, Helen Rhue, leave and bequeath to Frieda Hamann my athletic ability. I, Elizabeth Riehl, leave my memorizing ability to Mayme Ledford and my primping to Sylvia Norten. I, Josephine Riehl, leave my dramatic ability to Ruth Sieber and my staccato walk to Sophie Moeller. 1, Louise Rowe, do bequeath my reputation as the best dressed girl to Janet Grubbs. I, Ruth Schuppert, leave my hobby of collecting alumni boy friends to Gladys Levin. I, Edmund Smith, bequeath my trait of always piping up with a wise-crack at the right moment to Stanley Boyle. I, Wilbur Siebold, give my ability to fight my way out of any difficulty to Ferdinand Pizzirulli. I, Margaret Sonnenberg, leave my good record of my four years in high school to some disillusioned freshman. I, Harry Streetz, bequeath my boyishness to Arnold Brodkorb. I, Naoma Taylor, leave my likeable personality to Jean Read. I, Wayne Rodgers, leave and bequeath my standing as the most popular senior boy to Charles Herzberg. I, Benny Woitkewicz, leave my athletic prowess to Teddy Olsen and my good-natured smile to Richard Licibke. I. Esther Wolske, leave my good standing with the teachers to Muriel Taylor. I, Floramond Zolla, do hereby bequeath my Levden bov friends to Anna Brodkorb. In witness whereof, we hereunto subscribe our name, this tenth day of June, in the year of our Lord, nineteen hundred and thirty-one. Bennett Dolan. Witnesses: Naoma Taylor. Gertrude Broker. Wayne Rodgers. VALEDICTORY As this program comes to a close we fine it necessary to bid farewell to Leyden. To many of you this program is just a pleasant entertainment. To us it is a celebration of our accomplishments in the past four years. We are not the only ones rejoicing today. Our parents and teachers who have sacrificed and labored for our benefit feel the satisfaction that their labor has not been in vain. For their efforts we have a deep sense of gratitude and thankfulness. We are about to enter into a new field of work. Although we shall be separated, we will have one thing in common—happy memories of our high school days. When we encounter hardships in our new work, we shall overcome them as all our trials in high school halve been overcome if we uphold our motto, He Conquers Who Endures.” The four years spent here have developed our minds, bodies, and characters to make us better fitted for the game of life. We shall be well satisfied with our careers if, at the end, we can say, “Tt has been as pleasant and fruitful as our course in high school.” With heart filled with love and hope we bid farewell to Levden. Edmund Smith.

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Page Fifteen Qractuate Jingles Kenny Alpers hates to go; He says he loves his dear school so. Dan says he would like to stay, Because some football he would play. Verna says she’s glad she’s done; Now, then, she can have some fun. Gertie hates to leave our school; She wants to keep the Golden Rule. Jewell says she would like to stay, But that she must be on her way. Lucille s ays that she’ll be glad, But methinks she’ll oe kind of sad. Bennett says he’d like to shout; He surely will when he gets out. Rich says nothing; that’s the best; S'pose he figures on a rest. Mary says she’s done her do; Now she’s happy that she’s through. Katherine and Maxine don’t care If from our school they’ll get the air. Liz and Jo are glad they’re through; But now they won’t know what to do. Kirk says that his heart will break When his diploma he must take. Ray his getting out does shirk; He’s scared he’ll have to go to work. Phyllis does no credits lack, Still she says she would come back. Julia and Dorothy just sit and smile; They know they’ll be out in a while. Naoma and Margaret don’t seem to care; Here’s hoping that they get somewhere. Joe and Edmund seem quite gay, Because quite near is their big day. Esther and Floramond seem quite blue, They hate to leave their school so true. Harry and Loyd try not to sigh; They’ll be all right by and by. Louise and Ruth, just full of knowledge. Hate to leave to ente«r college. Helen says she won’t be mad. That she really will be glad. Wilbert’s attitude is fine. Fine is good, it rhymes with rhyme. Wayne would like to stick around, But a new job must be found. Last, but not least come Benny and Will, The rest all talked so they’ll keep still. And now that this great work is done Rememoer it was all in fun. Ray Kohn COMMENCEMENT Commencement exercises for the class of 1931 were held on Wednesday, June 10, when William Rainey Bennett of Elgin delivered the commencement address on the subject “The Man Who Can.” Mr. Bennett is the assistant editor of “The Platform World,’ a standard monthly far public speakers. He is a member of the International Lyceum Chautaqua Association. Music was furnished by the orchestra and glee club. PROPHECY (Continued from Page Fourteen) truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God? Esther: I do. Judge: What is your business? Esther: Well, I’m just a home girl. Judge: Great! You’ll complete the jury. Now we will proceed with the case. Gertrude: Y-your honor, w-wha-what is the case? Judge: Uh, uh, I’ll be gosh-hanged! I believe I went and forgot the case!! Josephine Riehi.