East Lansing High School - Ceniad Yearbook (East Lansing, MI)

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V Large Reward Offered for the Below Named Articles A vase for the flower of the family. Lining from a coyerlid of snow. Fringe from the mantle of charity. Someone to answer the letters of the alphabet. The key to the vault of the sky. A pencil with which to write on the tablets given by physicians. A gown to match the sashes of windows. The stem of the leaf of a book. Spectacles to tit the eyes of a potato. The palm tree which grows the dates on the calendar. Cloth made from the silk on corn. A sleigh with runners of strawberries. A parrot which will eat the cracker on a whip. ' A preparation to clean the spots from the sun. Some way to untie the knots in wood. The arrows that go with the bows of spectacles. A THOROUGI-I STEAM LAUNDRY, . , up to date in all its arrangements and system of doing business, like the STAR LA UNDR Y 208 Michigan A-'venue East is like a good edu- cation. You can associate yourself with both for life and not be disappointed. , . UE. D. COLE 6' SON cProprie!ors Spokes from the wheel of fortune. The bell which rings the peel of au onion. Feathers from the tick of a clock. Flour made from the grain of wood. Something to disturb the nap of velvet. An agent for the polish of education. A machine to utilize the energy caused by the fall of pride. A knife to sharpen the point of a joke. A hat to Ht the head of a drum. A bank to cash the check in gingham. Pigs kept in a gold pen. Foliage from an electric plant. Something to take the curl out of smoke. The tune played on the horns of the moon. A package tied with the strings on beans. A bird with a ten-dollar bill. The locks that go with the Florida Keys. A lawn sprinkled with a spray of Howers. A ship which can ride the waves in a young lady's hair. EI SERGH H WA Emma gi f S f 4 . I 'f s QQ Even a child can appreciate the con- venience and comfort of Cooking by Gas. No tired, over-Worked motherg no dirty, disagreeable smelling kitchen. A Gas range saves many an hour of trouble, toil and expense. LANSING GASLIGHT CO s

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Everything fbe Best Money Can CBuy ai .... Y0llllQ'S 'Wllllldlll E 218 Washington Afve, S. llll lllll l0X The highest of all high grades Thehzmdsomesl wheel on the market. Easy and smooth run- ning. Manufactured by home capital, Guaran- teed by home dealers. lt's a dandy wheel. so the boys say. Come and see the Triu- itv before you bu V. Drug SIOYQ GEO. O. YOUNG, Prop. anxss 5 lyk l X 3 s ,f e ,Z .I-ICJLNKES.. ..lI1l Cllllll.. S30 and S40-up-to-date. handsome design. more up-to-date improvements than on any other wheel. The Wonderful Crank Hanger-The only wheel made with bearings so simple that ladies can adjust their own wheel. Call and see the Patent Crank Hanger. guaran- teed at home by your home dealer. j, G, GROSS 5 Go ,,.. ,, Sanitary CPIurnbers. Sfeam, Gas ana Hoi Wafer Fiifers. Dealers in 'Bath Tubs, Closeis, Lafvaiories, Sinks, Hydranfs, Piping, Eff. Sfeam and Hof Wafer Heating a Specialfy. All fwork guaranteed Office and Show Room 300 N lYashington Ave. ' ' Ne,..Pm,,.,.1,8. . . . . Lansmg, Mali, It is strange but true that the lungs of a dog are the seat of his IJHl1tS. 'E.l'. lVhenever a doctor dies au undertaker loses his best friend.-E.i'. Heat travels faster than cold--anyone can catch cold.-Ex. 9 - The turtle may be slow. but he usually gets there in time for the soup.-11.11 It never occurs to a boy that he will sometime know as little as his father.-I:'.1'. lVoman's success as an engineer is phenomenal. She frequently has a wash-out on the line. but no disasters are recorded.-E11 There is always room at the bottom-of an early strawberry box.-EV. The darkest hour is always when you can't Find the matches.-E.1'. Men may Come and men may go. but the gas meter goes on forever.--l:'.1'. It's a wise father that knows as much as his own son.YE.i'. It is always surprising how much deeper a hole is after you get into it.-Izfr. lVhen the devil ffoe' iishing for men. he baits his hook with a pretty woman.-EJ. 1, s The usual board of arbritration between a bad boy and his father consists of a shingle- - EI.

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Dedication To THE FRIENDS, TEACIJEIQS, AND STUDENTS OF THE LANSING HIGH SCHOOL NVE THE GNACLE BOARD OF 399 RESPEC'PFlTLI.X' DEDICATE THIS VOLUME