East Lansing High School - Ceniad Yearbook (East Lansing, MI)

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AS SUPPOSED TO HE. THE HIGH SCHOOL OBSERVER. 3 THE HIGH SCHOOL OBSERVER A Paper Devoted to the Interest of the High School. PUBLISHED ANY OLD TIME, BY THE JUNIORS. Editor-in-Chief, - - CHANDLER ToMPx-:INS FLORENCE GITCHELL First Associate Editor, - FRANCES FARRAND Business Manager, - - CHARLES LESHER Asst. Business Manager, CLARENCE UIQQUHART Circulating Editor. - - CHARLES HAX'ENS Class Editors. R.-XLPH MILLER. PERLEY JONES, - - - Senior G EO. FIELD, j BESSIE COOLEY. - - - - Junior HIILDRED MOON. - - - Sophomore R.ALPH WHEELER, - - , - - Freshmen Subscription price, 35 cents per year. 5 cents per copy, payable when you wish it stopped. All communications should be sent or delivered to the editors. Advertising rates furnished on application. Entered at the postofiice, Lansing, Michigan, as Junior Class mail matter. Editorials for the Observer. As it has become an almost uni- versal opinion that Henry Ott combs his hair with his own pom- padour, we wish to refute such a statement before it goes too far. .al Inasmuch as some difliculty has been encountered by Mr. McKib- bin and Mr. Chapin in determin- ing the time when each should enjoy chapel with Miss Freeman, we would suggest that some such schedule as this be arranged: Tuesdays, Mr. Chapin. Thursdays, Mr. McKibbin. As shooting-stars are mostly composed of iron, we would Sug- gest that they be called shooting- Irons. .X The OBSERVER deeply regrets that it is obliged to chronicle what is perhaps the only genuine Hunk of Miss Ferle in Latin during the past month, and it heartily extends her its sympathy. .25 News Items. German Graham and his friend Pres. McKinley, went fishing last Saturday. April 23 Louis Appleyard spent the afternoon and ten cents with Susie Davis. Wilbur Judson is taking a course in number work and arithmetic of Miss Trefrei. Ralph Miller, Marjorie Ronan, Emma Webster and Mr. Harriman have the measles. Ralph Finkelstein was a guest, last December, at the Glicman pew of the L. H. S. H It has been reported that Frank Rork had a very pleasant time at the Senior banquet. It is rumored that Watling an- swered an advertisement offering a ire escape for one dollar and got back a bible. April 29, the L. H. S. had chapel, after which the seniors were entertained by an amusing address by Miss Lizzie E. Young of the L. H. S. The reception tendered to the Seniors by the Juniors, was a most pleasant affair. That class had

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AS SUPPOSED T0 BE 2 THE HIGH SCHOOL OBSERVER. large balloon from his belt, which, up to this time, he had concealed under his sweater, he placed it over the flame of an hydro-oxygen blow pipe and soon the massive fabric was tugging at the guy wires. At the proper time these were cast off, and the balloon floated quickly away toward the camp of the sleeping Nebulus Hy- pothesis, when directly over the spot, Jakie pulled the trap, the balloon descended on the very housetop of the straw-thatched hut, which contained Miss Rose. There was no delay, our hero took an axe from his belt, and, working vigorously, soon chopped a hole in the roof, snatched up the sought- for Tecnique, jumped to the roof, entered the balloon, shut the trap and started to rise. But he is not unnoticed, a horde of sav- ages rushes out, a volley of arrows is fired at the fast arising airship now four thousand, eight hundred, ninety-seven and a half feet high, one arrow pierces the bottom of the airship and sprains the ankle of the detective, another strikes the balloon, a loud explosion is heard, and it falls rapidly toward the earth below. But what shall be done? Suddenly, Jakie, in spite of his wounded ankle, steps quick- ly to the side of the car. Already the balloon is within seventy-eight feet of the ground. QTO be continued., 5-1 'FQ' - 1 Kilim NNW AN UNFORTUNATE ACCIDENT. One of the Lady Members of the Senior Class Gverslept. On last Monday morning the Seniors were very much alarmed by the non-appearance at roll call of Miss Louise Alsdorf. An in- vestigation committee was organ- ized to ascertain the thusness. As they were leaving the build- ing they observed the dilatory member issuing from her home across the way. On further investigation it was learned that she had just risen, but it was not ascertained just how long the young gentleman had stayed the night before. .29 There was a young man from Lansing, Who had a consumptive coughingg He Went to a doctor To keep him alive, And before he had left He had coughed up a ive. X. Y. Z. .29 JE P ,J is ,11 i ,sax 1 . CA X22 Xl i , f fi 42' X pjffiilf N- l ll ., f ' 'N ' if Seijlixj ki? ' SCHOOL TERM NO. 875 CTaking his seat.,

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AS SUPPOSED TC HE. 4 THE HIGH SCHOOL oBsERvER. worked very patiently to make the reception an enjoyable one and it is to be regretted that so very few Seniors and Juniors attended. Un- doubtedly the inclemency of the weather prevented a large number from being present. Perley B. Jones, formerly re- porter for the GBSERVER from the class of '97, has tendered his resig- nation to that paper, and will leave for New York April 5th, to take up a position as head-artist on the staff of the New York W'07'Za s col- ored supplement. Mr. Jones is highly qualified for this work and under his skillful pen without doubt the yellow kid will wax yet more popular. Mr. Rolinson of Detroit, having organized a company for the aid of the Cuban patriots, left for Cuba last Monday, in company with Germond Graham, on the steamer Two Friends. Mr. Graham is a highly esteemed member of the class of '97, and although only eighteen has already mastered the most intricate war tactics, having always had an inherent desire to attend the Annapolis Naval Academy, and having been a warm member on the Lansing football team. In his departure the Gov- ernor's Guards lose a valuable would-be member. .29 Poem Found on Physical Laboratory Black Board. The light of day is fading, The darkness now appears, It seems that we've been trying Experiments for years. Each time we make a failure, We note the deepening shades, YVould no experiments there were For Senior youths and maids. The Junior Ex. The annual airing of the Jun- ors was given by the class of '98 at Baird's Opera House, March 26, 1896, after dark. The Junior EX. is not supposed to be kept a secret, so a few days previous to the last one, three posters were carefully pasted on the Downey House bill- boards announcing that such an event was about to take place. Consequently a large audience assembled. When the curtain went up at the beginning of the performance they perceived the president about to exhibit his wax doll which could walk, talk, and move its arms in two directions. This exhibition seemed to please the audience and a few applauded. Some other selections followed, between the renderings of which a couple of farces were perpetrated, and taking into consideration the fact that they were probably gotten up on the spur of the moment much credit was cast upon the participants. The latter part of the second farce, however, savored somewhat of previous practice. The outside talent was especi- ally enjoyable and the class, no doubt, amused the people to the best of their ability. Taking it all in all we think that the Junior EX. nearly, if not quite, equalled that of the Sophornores, and indeed the Juniors have much reason to be proud, and it is ap- parent that they are. .29 The revised edition of Mont- gomery's Rules of Order is out.