East Lansing High School - Ceniad Yearbook (East Lansing, MI)

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A5 IT Is. THE HIGH SCHOOL OBSERVER. Donvt forget your Ogjserwr The Observer urges that all money. debts owing to it, be paid in the next ten years or sooner. Remember it takes cash to run the Observer. Bring your Observer money. Our collector will be around in the course of a few weeks, have your money ready. Don't try to avoid paying for your Observer, some one must keep it running. The Observer is in great need of If you want your next Observer, money, please pay up. cash up.

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The High Sciiiiol Observer. XJOL. II. LANSING, MICH , MARCH 1, 1897. No. 6, Remember the Junior Ex. The Junior EX. March 26th at Baird's. Don't forget to go to the Junior EX. Come early and avoid the rush. I Come to the Junior EX. Secure your tickets for the Jun- Reserve seats for the Junior Ex ior EX, only 104: extra.

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The High SiEiiiSHii Obser er. X'OL. II. LANSING, IVIICH., .TUNE 16, 1897. No. 8. 'jakie Schneider the Poet Detective. qfrom our Ins! isszzcxl Yes, replied Jakie Schneider, we shall be on their track soon. So saying he took a large lantern and a forty cent microscope from his pocket and looked at some foot prints on the desert sands. Ho! ho! he cried, these are the ones. So saying he put spurs to his camel and galloped slowly on. Thus Jakie Schneider, the great cannibal detective, and his faith- ful aid, Otto Spalenonofski, went on. Morning dawned and the two alighted at a small oasis to pro- cure water and breakfast. Otto Spalenonofski reached into the sad- dle bags and procuring a gas stove attached it to one of the gas trees which grow so plentifully around the desert oases. While Spalenon- ofski was doing this, .Iakie Schnei- der, the great detective, took his shovel and went to another part of the underbrush to dig bait. He soon returned with a tomato can full, and in a short time had sev- eral ine fish boiling on the gas range. Otto, meanwhile busying him- self, set the adjustible table which also came from the saddle bags, and placed upon it two solid silver spoons, forks and knives, from the bread can he took two large loaves of salt rising bread, a chocolate cake and two hard boiled eggs and a cup of maple syrup, from another can he procured a pancake griddle and a package of Aunt Jemima's pancake flour with which he soon had a large collection of griddle cakes on the table, he then fished out a sack of dried apples and a chicken fricassee from a bottle and announced that dinner was ready. The two men were very hungry but did not think best to eat more than had been prepared, as they only had taken along provisions enough for two weeks. After this frugal meal the two resumed their way. We will find the chief, Nebu- lus Hypothesis, and his son Sese Nior, at their village, no doubt, remarked Jakie. Yes, answered Spalenonofski, but where will we find Rose Tecnique, whom they hold for ransom? Ah! I had forgotten her, we were to rescue her, now that you mention it. said Schneider. By this time they had traveled many miles, their camels' tongues were lolling from their mouths, but still they kept on. Suddenly coming to the top of a high hill, Jakie reined in his camel with difficulty, and held up his linger warningly to Otto. Hist! see yonder camp, there is our prize. 'tAlas, but how can we secure her? cried Spalenonofski, who secretly loved Miss Tecnique dearly. It was now night, there was no moon. So saying .lakie unstrapped a