East Huntingdon High School - Mirror Yearbook (Alverton, PA)

Text from Pages 1 - 82 of the 1921 volume:

,ffm S -ruff ra. fgfwj - + -:f - -:H THE RE-ECI-IO THE SENIOR CLASS OF THE East Huntingdon Township High School 5,2 dll A N,-1 , W y ' a 5 gpg? FSS 1 S lv X9 QM! WJ 0 SECOND VOLUME 1921 -5- + -2- -1-In l li .. .. X ll M In due appreciation of the excellent service and help li rendered to the High School, M 1- We, the Senior Class, dedicate 7,-19:3 . Qi 1 this second volume of the Re-Echo to ll M ZS Chester B. Murray ill ll ii i,-1 ,. 1,...x ,J Z25i :5: 5g :5: Qf1 :. p1: :11 4q Qbreeiing !EZ5EfIIIEIffIEI E, the members of the class of IZI, in presenting to the people of East Huntingdon Township this second X z'olu'rne of the Re-Echo, ask for nothing niore than an impartial consideration of it. This book is the result of -the Year's work on the part of every elass here represented. We have published this book be- eause of the kindly reception given to the first wol- un1e, and because we wanted to emulate the good example of former elasses, and we take this nieans of expressing the hope that other elasses will follow in our steps. r W M.. i i i s l L 1 P E i . I K R V , , s ' w 1 C EDITORIAL Publicity - Example HE members of the Senior Class have felt, above all, that the EU patrons of this High School should know all about its administra- M tion, its needs, its success. During the last year the school has I 'I 'I advanced in many lines of endeavor. The increased amount of - work done in each department is noteworthy and has surpassed that of any previous year. New departments have -been organ- ized and an abounding interest maintained in them as well as in the older departments. The wonder is that so much successful work can be done with so few facilities for doing it. . The old adage, Where there's a will, there's a way, is amply verified in the spirit with which the student body enters into the activities of the school and carries forward to success,, in face of all handicaps, every sug- gestion for raising the standard of work in E. H. H. S. This magnificent spirit calls forth favorable comment from every source. Class spirit is gain- ing in importance every day, the spirit of the Li-terary Societies has no parallel, and above all, the spirit of the school as a unified whole should be encouraging to everyone having a personal interest in the progress of educa- tional affairs in East Huntingdon Township. . Given equipment comparable with that of neghboring High Schools, there would be no possible limit to our achievements, and we would be known very soon as a leader among the High Schools of the County be- cause of our school activities. VVe plead that the patrons make themselves acquainted with the meager accommodations under which we are obliged to pursue our courses, since these improvements can be obtained only by the united efforts of the tax payers and othcia's. Generous suppo.t of the citi- zens and wise administration by a capable Board of Directors is needed if we are to maintain our first ciass standing among the High Schoo's of the State. Pehaps our Annual will help you to understand this hettex Realizing that worthy example is the most effective way of making the future better than the past or present, the Senior C'ass of '21 has ever been in the lead in all that stands for the good of the school. Wie hand you this little volume announcing our departure from the school, and lproclaiining our desire to maintain an interest in the futu e of the school. lt will ever be a sozrce of g atifiication to know that ou' coiduct has beer cmsidered wothy of emu ation and our wo k ai inspi ation to sicceerliwg classes. NVe trust our influence will be regarded as something of permanent good. Read our little book, think kindly of our effort, and extend your help to the future welfare of the school we all love. lt being no light matter to prepare our annual, we earnestly ask that you do not criticize us too severely. Thank you for your patronage, and please look forward to the efforts of the future classes. 'X ,af tid:-.hgvi ! 'Sf' 5 X - 5 1 7 , . b , , 1 -:kg XX N, f M wa i. E .. - :! IU!!! ..l A ,I ffjfcvffw ! I 'V X 3' ...n .2 .I du ! 'L' ! '!!'!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!WM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!M!!!!!'!l!!!!!KH! -f-', .. Lu ll. I7 john C. Haberlin Township Supervisor Gladys Freed Latin and English Chester B. Murray High School Principal Physics, History, and Commercial Siibjt-cts Margaret Wheler French, English, and History Emerson Loucks Mathematics and Science ,-,,.. n L L i r L.........., Members of Staff be Pk X af EDITOR-IN-CHIEF Earle Tedrow A ASSISTANT EDITOR Esther Carlson CLASS REPORTERS Ruth Williams Elfa Hensel JOKE EDITOR Myrtle Love ATHLETIC REPORTER Neel Berg BUSINESS MANAGERS Carl Fretts ' Kenneth' Hixson NIA! x K . .4 xl 5 TLC C, eg S 1 'Nik' f A , VRXA-f I A M? f f , J A Q 5 L F A ,I J 4 0 w M QV! f fl ffl iff! J f K? - fl' f7' J' if fbi - -' , H l' ' ll 'fnafff C SEND ? Motto We lead, others follow CLASS COLORS ...... ..... B ROWN and WHITE CLASS FLOWER ..... ...... ......... ...... P I N K CARNATION Class Officers KENNETH HIXSON ...... ........................... .......... P R ESIDENT NEEL BERG ................ ................ V ICE PRESIDFNT LEONA BERG .... ..... S ECRETARY-'l REASURER lst Senior Class Song Tune: Return To School Verse- Frofn school and its pleasures We must break away This is our parting song The brown and white will soon be sailing away. This is our parting song. As we go sailing the great sea of life We'll think of you through all our toil and strife Farewell to all ' Farewell to all This is our parting song. 2nd Verse- Farewell to our school-mates and E. H. H. S. This is our parting song. We are sorry to leave you we must confess. This is our parting song. Faithful Instructors we bid you farewell. We'll try and remember the lessons you taught. Farewell to all. Farewell to all. This is our parting song. PAULINE ROBERTA BEISTEL Alverton, Pa. Class Play 3 Basket Ball 3 ' Polly This is our Polly,',' a very studious girl, She always studies with her thoughts in a whirl When asked a question, this is her reply, That's all the farther I got, but I'll try. Though gentle and kind and simple is she, , She's happy and care free as any could be. LEONA MAE BERG Mt. Pleasant, Pa. Secretary 4 Class Play 3 f'Ponie Ponie is the jolliest girl That ever you did see. She always keeps things in a whirl Where ever she may be. Her hair is light, her eyes are gray, And asiwe all know she is true. She'1l make some man a loving wife, , And then be happy all thru life. JAMES NEEL H. BERG Mt. Pleasant, Pa. Hoot Ball 3 Basket Ball 3-4 Class Play 3-4 Contest 3-4 Squealer Here's to Squealer a very bright lad, VVho with the Prof. is always in bad, At English he surely does not lag, And about himself he will never brag. He is always near the head of' the class. And talks to some sweet lass. So herds to Squealer who is always true, To the class of '21, our best wishes to you. ESTHER THRESA CARLSON Scottdale, Pa. Ass't Editor in Chief Class Play 3-4 XVho is this girl so fair and bright? VVith eyes that sparkle with delight, . . Her name is Sweedie and many her She never shirks and folds her arms, But digs right in and helps her classg A bright and lovely lass. charms RACHEL. PEARL CHRISTNER Scottdale, Pa. Class Play 3 Hwakicn And who is this you Who is always busy She always gets her And what she thinks So here's to Jakie, And a loyal member all may ask, at her taskg lesson well, you can never tell. a nice little lass, of the Senior Class. .-4. ,, l CARL A. FRETTS Scottdale, Pa. Class Play 3-4 Basket Ball 4 llBippSN Well, Well, just look who is here, This is 'ABipps a nice little dear, He loves his literature so they say? And never throws his books away. About his future we do not know. VVhether or not to college he will go. I V l ELFA BLANCHE HENSEL Ruffsdale, Pa. Asst. Class Reporter Class Play 3. HMOZCH Hail to this lassie, so jolly and bright, VVhose remarkable feature is her appetite. . She's a singer and a eook and a dancer, toog But best of all she is kind and true. Loveliest and most cheerful of all we have met Her grace and charm we ne'er shall forget. Our fa-ith in you, Elfa, is ever so strong, 1 Happily may you live, and long. l KENNETH WADE HIXSON Scottdale, Pa. Basket Ball Z-4 Foot Ball 3 Class Play 3-4 llHiXY7 ' Here's to a lad, who is very smart, ln debating and reciting he sure is a shark. So, herels to 'tHix,', a good-looking boy, If he keeps getting smarter, he'll sure make a show. But if he doesn't watch his step, He'll get in wrong with the opposite sex. MYRTLE SAVANNAH LOVE Tarr, Pa. Joke Editor Class Play 3-4 K'Shortie Of all the girls of the Senior Class, Here is one who cannot be surpassed In singing and dancing by anyoneg She's always jolly and full of fun, In both work and play she's always true, So dearest Shortie here's to you. 3 HELEN GALE MARTAHUS ' Tarr, Pa. Basket Ball 3 Class Play 3 Georgie just gaze on Helen, our classmate so gay, She is full of fun, and has much to say. She thinks a lot of all her friends, W'e fear her love will never end. She takes her part in thehigh school play, And does her best in every way. MARTHA GRACE MILLER Fit for a job of any kind. Alverton. l'a. Class Play 3 XYop This is Grace? shadow, wherever she goes Nimhle with her lingers, nimble with her toes: As likely a maid as 5ou'll ever see A talkative maid who is full of glee Happy is she, from care she is free Wlly aren't you all Contented like me? ' 1 ANN,-'X BELLE MOON p Mt. Pleasant, Pa. Class Play 3 --1s111y Now this is Billy, who can strike the keys Ui a typewriter just as fast as you please, She can dance a measure and sing a song, Anil have lots of fun without doing wrong, ln the years to come, for we can foresee, Her career very brilliant, NVe hope it will be. MARY L. ROSE Mt. Pleasant, Pa. Class Play 3 ul-Tatu A'Here is athletic Fatl' you see just as jolly as a girl can be. Full of plugging abilities And yet not a bit of a grindg V Quietg steadyg strong in mindg MABEL M. ROSENSTEELE Mt. Pleasant, Pa. Class Play 3-4 Contest 3-4 Missie,' Now while you're discussing our Senior Class, Please don't forget this lass. She's very lively and just loves to tease Although she likes fun she tries hard to please. But when she is studying O do bewaregx For she is as cross as any old bear. But as a member for our little band At the head of the class she has taken her stand Of her future, in teaching, we surely feel certain. , ISURNETTA SHIRER Alverton, Pa. Contest 4 Class Play 3-4 HN6ttie'y . Nettie's an eager and Willing student, In all things she has shown herself prudent. Everyone says that this dear little lass ls one of the speediest in the shorthand class She ean also play the piano quite well, So a very bright future for her we foretell. EARLE MILTON TEDROW Scottdale, Pa. Foot Ball 3 Basket Ball Z-4 Class Play 3-4 cureddyn This is Teddy a very bright boy, ln writing Essays, he is surely fine He wins the first prize every timeg There's only one thing now we fear, He thinks the opposite. sex too dear, ln future life, we are sure he'll progress 'I For he always 'tries to do his best. He's pride of the class as well as its joy, EDNA VINNIE WEITZEL Ruffsdale, Pa. Class Play 3 Curly This little maiden is bright and jolly, Taking French is her greatest folly, She studies hard from morn till night, Always aiming to do the right, So here's to curly,' so full of life, May you succeed in your future life. RUTH ELIZABETH WILLIAMS Ruffsdale, Pa. Class Reporter Class Play 3-4 Contest 4 .rpeggyn A wondrous maid, of beauty fair, VVith bright brown eyes and dark brown With lips sored and smiles so sweet A successful life she sure will meet. This is not all, that I can say That she can work as well as play, So here's to Peggy, bright and gay, May she live many, many a day. hair, pl Am Name Leona Berg Neel Berg Pauline Beistel Esther Carlson Pearl Christner Carl Fretts Elfa Hensel Kenneth Hixson Myrtle Love Helen Martahus Grace Miller Anna Belle Moon Mary Rose Mabel Rosensteele Burnetta Shirer Earle Tedrow Edna Weitzel Ruth Williams Class List Ambition Write epitaphs for gravestones. Orator. To be a blonde. Run a private boy's school. Meet a prince charming. Leaving the farm. To be a nurse. Growing Dates To own a Saxon To train bull dogs To be a school teacher To have To raise straight hair. chickens. School Marm. To own a gum factory. To be a ladies, Swimming Instructor. To get the teaeher's goat. Receive calls from Paul.l' Class Poem This is the tale of the Senior Class, Of brothers and sisters who nghtg Standing together in foul or fair weather For our gallant Brown and VVhite. Here we have come, from near and from Lured by the wonderful call, Ringing forth from Alverton's tower That draws us, one and all. Soon we were bound by frienflship's ties And learned to work as one, Our teachers claim our friendship, too And our High School career is done. Happy and free from our Freshmen days, XVhile we hang our colors bright, From the peak of E. H. H. S. And bravely defend our rights. This year we've won our Victory ln many an exciting boutg Favorite Amusement Shorthand. Admiring his photo. Being absent. Eating peanuts. Typing. . Studying Virgil. Drinking orange crush Driving a Flivver. Candy Saleslady. Getting peeved at Geo Flivver Riding. Doing the Camel Walk Being prim. Arguing. Chewing gum. VVinking. Being balky. Fording. far, By working together we conquered Haberlin And wore Mr. Murray quite out. Our members excelled in Alverton's halls, In play ground and class room theylre seeng From pulpit to piano their talents range And all the rest in between. As true to our class, we'll be true to the world, So'n1ay our career be bright, Vtfhile striving together for that which is right, Together we'll put up a very good fight. Prophecy of the Class of '21 N As I sit and gaze absently at this beautiful crystal, it suddenly flashes into my mind to discover, if I can. the fate which lies in store for the mem- bers of this illustrious class of '21, No sooner has the thought entered my mind than it begins to materialize. First comes an array of colors which soon takes shape and becomes a very pretty little beauty parlor, in Japanese Style. Across the quaint doorway is a sign, Mme Beistelf' In one.of the beautifully decorated windows is a portrait of the proprietress, and it is easy to see which one of our girls this was. This scene now dissolves, and in its place comes one vastly different. A massive stone building, bearing the stamp of energy and prosperity on every side, rises before my eyes. Across the plate glass window, in gold letters, I can see the words, Hixson and Fretts, Contractors. Then a door of this fine building opens and two men come out, pass down the walk, and as they enter the waiting limousine, their faces are seen plainly for just an instant, and we recognize in them these two loyal classmates. Again the scene shifts, and this time it is the entrance to a large the- atre, and everywhere are Billboards which say, Tonight, only, the Famous Comediennef' VVho, I wonder, can this be? As if in answer to my ques- tion, the interior of the theatre is suddenly disclosed, and just as the curtain rises, who should appear on the stage but Myrtle Love. By the applause which she receives, we know that she is the wonderful comedienne herself. Once more, and this time we see a beautiful school house ,way out in the country. The door opens and as we look over the busy students, heads, we see the teacher-just as young looking as ever, and the mass of light hair soon identifies her as Burnetta Shirer. The love and adoration in the eyes of her pupils are evident proofs of her success. The fifth turn of the crystal takes us once again to the great city, this time, however, to a large new hospital. As the many people pass through the corridor, we see one, the matron, evidently, who goes from one place to another, always with that same quiet dignity. Then as she greets some newcomers, she smiles, and immediately we know her as one of our most popular girls, Elfa Hensel. just then the surgeon comes out to speak to her, and as he looks about the hall, we suddenly see a familiar glance, and recognize, as the man who holds this fine position, Earle Tedrow. Yet once more, and this time, we see a Telephone Exchange in a great city. Hundreds of girls are seated there, busily intent with their work, but among this throng, we see three familiar faces, they are those of Esther Carlson, Leona Berg, and Edna Vtfeitzel. Now, when this scene disappears, it is quite a long time before anything else comes, and I think, Surely this is not all I am to seef' Ah, it comes again! No wonder it took so long, for this time a scene is shown in Virginia, the sunny south. Here is a large Kindergarten School, and one of the finest instructors, we recognize as our old friend, Anna Belle. May her progress long continue. Back again, this time to the city of Pittsburgh, and here we find a fine new Lawyer's 'Office The sign reads, Nj. Neel Berg. Attorney at Law. Then the inner part of the office is shown, and we see Ruth NYilliams, work- ing busily with her Books of Original Entry. Over in another corner of the office, we hear the steady rattle of an Underwood, and almost before we see her face, we know that it must be Pearl Christner, for this quiet little member of our class surely shone when it came to operating one of these objects. just once again, and we see a beautiful Milliner's shop appear. As we look around, we see the proprietress, or as we knew her in former days, Miss Helen Martahus. Two salesladies are very busy with customers, for it is near the Easter season, and we soon lrecognize them as two of this wondrous class, May Rose and Grace Miller. As time passes, there appears a last picture. It is a beautiful country scene, and standing in the doorway of an ideal country home is one whom we quickly recognize as our old friend. Mabel Rosensteele. XYe can catch just a g earn of a naiiow gold band on the third tinge? of her left hand, and f Q - 0, ,,. J' .U ,G , ..... tt. .,.. .. n 1 -:nal so we know the our class, Mabel fate which has befallen this member of our class. Of all has chosen the nicest home of all. Ilve figured and figured and figured Until I am weary and lame. But I decided, that in order to do This prophecy, I'd die game. I've used many reams of paper And a barrel or so of ink, And now my brains are frazzled And both eyes are on the blink. l've worked like a regular prophet Up till this very last night, And then I arrived at a decision So I hope the darned thing is right. But if the eternal critics This prophecy do contest, You'll still have to carve on my tombstone Here's one who did her best. First Senior Sled Ride F is for FACULTY who gave us permission, I is for ICE which suited the condition. R is for ROADS which led to Mt. Pleasant, S is for STORE where we all did eat: 'I' is for TIQIDIJY who got a bad chill, S is for SORROXY of those not taking' part, E. is for the EARLY hour when we did startl N is for NOISE which we had all the way, I is for IlXII'ROlXIl l'IjS which were in ful' sway: O is for OVERCC JA'l'S in case of a sto m, R is the REID liI.ANKIL'I', which kept us all t?J x S is for the SLEIJ, there was only one, L is for LIIXIBER who had lots of fun. Ii is for EASE of which we had none. I7 is for DEAD TIRIEID, evciy Sun ol a fi in. R is for ROSE, Oh, the speech she did make I is for lN'l'ERl2.S'l' we all did take, exec it in l ID for IDIQPARTURIS., which came ail too soon I2 for ENTHUSIASM which made everything boom. The upsalmn of Skirmy's Flivver The Ford is my car. I shall not want another. , It maketh me to lie down in wet places. It soileth my clothes. It leadeth me into deep waters. It leadeth me into paths of ridicule for its namesake. It prepareth a breakdown for me in the presence of mine c emies. Yea, though I run through the valleys, I am towed njm the hill. I fear great evil when it is with me. Its rods and its engines discomfort me. It anointeth my face with oil, Its tank runneth over. Surely to- goodness if this thing follow me all the days of my life, dwell in the house of the insane forever. I shall The Senior Will We the Senior Class in res uect to our school and the ood times we have had within its Halls do, this third day of june, will our interests and possessions in E. H. H. S. to the succeeding class, in hopes that they may put this school on a higher standing. Ella Hensel, a lively class member, who has worked very faithfully and hard to make this book a success resi ns her Josition and ffladl ' leaves . a 6 l lllary Miller take her place. ' Ruth XVllllZ'l1llS, a close friend and helper of l2lI'a's, who has won great fame as a speaker and reader, has joyfully consented to give her title to Ruth Leighty. - Myrtle Love, ai great cut-up and joker, who has been the life and pep of the class gives her interests in the school to lrene lleistel. Pauline Beistel, the Society llud of the class. who has been a very swell dresser, gives her claims and influences to Christina Null. Kenneth Hixson, the sportsman of the class. who for some time has held the position as Ladies lllanl' turns his otlice over to lidward Honse- berger. Mabel Rosensteele, the brains of the class, who is inclined to be some- what talkative, not foolishness. gives her rights to Frances Houser. Pearl Christner, the Busy liee. who is a quiet but hard worker and also humorous person turns all her interests over to Helen Myers. Anna lie'l Moon, the would-be ru'er of the class. who has tried to run things her way for a short time, has denounced all claims, as janet Hair will joyously take her place. Grace Miller, the wit of the class, who is lull of fun and always in for a good time will give her interests to Austin llarron. Carl Fretts, the steady worker, who has been very bright a'though in- clined to follow Hixson's example, is leaving the field open for XVendell Null. Esther Carlson, the leader of the class. who has been the center of at- traction, and a hard wozker is stepping out of the way for Rebegtca Leighty. Leona Berg, the idea maker, who has always some objection or remedy for entangling problems has turned the reins over to Veronica McMahon. Burnetta Shirer. the adviser, who has always good advice for those needing it, has consented to flee from the present standing and leave it for Josephine Steele. Edna NYeitzel, the peace maker, who. although at times acts quite con- trary, is not a bad pal alter all transle s her interests in E. H. H. S. to Maude Hice. Nec' Beg, the O ator, xv-ho fo' some time has held great lame, is step- ping lrom the position and letting the Silver Toned speakef. Cha les Hostet- ler, .ake his p ace. l'.la y Rose, the e'ofp1ent, vfho iw we y brifhi iii he: st'1:li31, and quite momular thou hout the school has deemed to five her rights and interests l I 1 gl A s to Katherine Shirer. Helen lllartahus, the ever happy, who has won the hearts of all by her loving ways in due respect leaves all interests and friends to Grace Taylor. Earle Tedrow. the dreamer, who, having many sad thoughts, is striving to make the befst of life: in view of past happenings leaves the best recom- mendations and thoughts to Raymond Shannon. UTS UI EIU Motto Know 'lhyself CLASS FLOVVER ..... ...... LILY OF 'l'lIl VALI CLASS COLORS .... .... l ELUE AND COLD Junior Class Song CTune: There's a Tavern in the Town. j VVe're the dear old junior Class, Junior Class, The other elasses we surpass, we surpass. VVe'rc in the class of twenty-two. VVith all the juniors brave and true. Chorus- Let us Cheer the Class-,ZZ And the colors gold and blue, For we are the class that sets the paee, the pare. Oh, Junior class, herds to you, l'lere's to you VVith all the students staunch and true, staunch and And when we think of you, wt-'ll say: Oh, Juniors, juniors, Hip! Hooray! NVe'll wear the hlue and the gold, and the gold And in the class wt-'re enrolled, enrolled, And ever loyal we will he and true To our old colors, gold and blue. Class Yell Rex eo-ax, rosax, eo-ax, eo Rex eo-ax, eo-ax, eo-ax, eo Wallago wax, wallago wax! Hits, Smaeks, Nails, lacks! Rah! Re! Ro! Ri! Clang, Cling Clang 1922 Zip! lioom! Hang! true 2. L 1 Class Statistics of 1922 bition Am Pastlme Slang Ct mes P rd 2? ,Ed U 2 3 E m Z Gossip ormation Inf Giving SS usine your own b Mind Jim O U rd x.. LD as .I PP L- E QC v-4 Horse-doctor reshies oF t Talking -ood! Goo-oo Samson in ' st Barron. Au N f- '- ,- CS r-4 G O O .E U Ill an : E on :1 L' OZ bb E 'En .20 LD Tl Q1 -U la :S E : O 5, A -E . LJ janet Bair, N2 E :L- H3 CME vm 1- 4:20-UE Sees EERE CDZIA win .25 fo w fs C bb 'gE3.E?f fgnrr' 54101-if s.7:O,-4 Lum.-In Q5 .sc N. Ill -rn cn. c 5 SJ ,V ..-,gms ESE ww QD ,d-GE: 'COLLQQ bi :ZH E262 mcnCQ!-L. BQ, Pu cw.- ULCSJZS CU!-414 om 'C x.. G-2 ' v-4 hai-Y-4 J-Ries U1-11-Cl .Joao moe-'E '5'T1'5'C P' Cflmafnb fr-nxoxx 1. ef: sci. OGJ UJ -Dx U 32 jo OI .Zi .32 who H 419.2 -CE 'c:s cn? .EU 'U E? MD .J ,c UD .3 I 1- 23 F: ,EIU OAI'- EO O5 -4-:K KDO CMU be UE 'LE ma .Ls 5 . 3.5 CDE WO 10 Hout. Edith Sinipleness Leave me alone Sleeping Night Hawk 11 Hostetler, Charles Red You goof Flirting Coaldigger 12 Houser. Frances Vamp Cusses Hunting a man Vampire 13 Honsberger, Edw. Percy XVhat the sam-hill Ficldling Hobo tenog. S the boys king of .E Th Mike of love For the -LC 0 03 r-. .:: H :1 Oi 51 ... J: .ED Q1 i-l 'T' v-4 bm 4.. I3 rs aa CQ DD C LE 4.1 rs Cf! Ill .2 P, .. Ill l+-4 O bb .E E. fm P4 U r- C O 4-1 E CV as 3' C O Q ecky B CCC?-1 Reb hty Leig 15 TE rd we A ld ls O gerna Hn her itmg .H B You're nutty Y CJ .': : LE Ln 51 1. -3 Z xi 2 Z fe id NO v-4 S 4-J -CI .20 'Z O O IM 54 was .J CQ, was Wit: Qi-lgqcuoi CN '5'? C Sufi'-E65 5.55, 20 Oh-lneill-IC bm E E Oc.: E Egm .... -S-dung H' 'S 30 sjrl: 8E3m5E w2S3w ownzbllvl 2E.E1rw5 mbwii 20.2-g,E:,, .ESSQSES Cowam lJqnl4Alllv-7 E 1- .B ,- B E O ms-:D '5 IEEE CD H0212 Exwzxf, Qgiiwvm-E LJIQEQ: 2: Lpvi-:EVO 0200,-5' , 5m Z1 P. jg waiiiyo... Umvgfvorvs ICQQUUI-Y-4 0, 'E W C2--fx., Q UQ-P59165 'Ji U'U-Hfds.. ':g8L2MLD ciao do J.,-:Qx-T Messe 522323 A Cfllfllfl 93 '4fNlf JQ' v-'CXIOIQNIFXIQNI L4 CU .rc rd 'Ce U -:if cb: IDA ,rc U w... 4-Dill 3 mi' mo. wo 'U wo. .Ebb 3:2 Dm :Pm 'U O .rn U E O V74-I 5 EO -Liu -GE 35' U26 HU .2 EE in cs .2 x: 0 eb .BP CU , :IIS o .: E3 Q22 MU le-li-4 Z4 moo .-1.-. R J J Junior History In one thing only are we, the class of 22, like any other junior Class either of present, past or future time, and that one resemblance lies in the fact that once we too were Freshies. VVouldn't have thought it. Of course not. Who would? But since a beginning was necessary, the busi- ness of starting out in so ordinary a nianner was really no fault of ours. It gives us great pleasure to say that in that first year we laid the foundation for one of the best Histories a class has ever been able to make for itself, for the most part. VVe add the latter for of course we made a few mistakes which is only natural. Our life in High School opened with a jolly crowd who could and did work, and who could and did attend strictly to affairs of their own. From the beginning up to the present time we have been termed by our teachers the best class in school. It is withepride that we say this and we feel sure that all will agree with the teachers and with us. just for an example of our enterprise during our very first year in school a Red Cross Social was held. Each class planned its own means of entertainment and could you believe it! We the class of 22, then only green horn Freshmen, came out with the best entertainment of the evening and likewise the largest amount of money. As Father Time moved on his way we followed along, not laggards but workers, In contests we were stars, to our ability there seemed to be no end. As you read on you begin to see, no doubt, why we can say that we are quite an unusual class, and when it comes down to the fine point of the matter and when our class play 'fGreen Stockings comes off you will more than agree with me. VVhy, my friends, even the name of the play Fits in with our career,- rare that's Green Stockings- rare that's us! Black Stockings would not have done for us, they are commong we are otherwise. This really brings us about to the point where we should have to con- sult a fortune teller if we desired to go on with this delightful tale of ours. For with all our ability we are sorry that we canyt look into the future. We know, however, that fame and fortune awaits us, so happily we say adieu. THE SILENT SIX OF 1922 President-Austin Barron flietter known as HSZIIHSOIIHD Vice Pres.-J. Edward Honsberger Cljetter known as Percy j Secretary-VVendell Null flietter known as l3ay j Treasurer-Charles Hostetler flletter known as Red j Sergeant-Raymond Shannon Qljetter known as Cooney j Attorney General-Peter Gabula Llietter known as l'ete'lj T-fis for the Tarrying each day. HW-is for the Height of our success. E-the Energy that we possess. S-is for the Silence of the gang. . I-is for our Income we don't get. L-is for the Luck that's coming yet. E-is for our great Enthusiasm. N-is for our Nobility. T-the Time we waste so cheerfully. S-is for the skill in dodging work. I-is for our great Intelligence. X-Xaniinations Show our diligence. 7 MMF? QE X 1 , NUM!! I I 1 W ZVXXCDRLQ Class Oilicers PRESIDENT ........... ....... E ARL G. STURTZ VICE PRESIDENT .... ..... I JAMES L. NEXVELL SECRETARY ....... ..... H ILDA LOUISE NULL TREASURER ...... ........................ A ALMA MOSCH 'IANITOR ........ ...... ................ I I ORACE C. IVULLERTON Class Colors ORANGE and BLACK Class Flower NVHITE ROSE Class Yell Horn and Hoof Horn and Hoof Hold the Floor And Raise the Roof Razzle, Dazzle, Zizzle, Zip Hold us Sophomores, before wc rip. Sophomore Class Song CTu.ne: Comin' Through the Ryej First verse- VVe'rc a bunch of Sophomores You've heard of us, I guessg We've got the rep, we've got the pep, We're from E. H. H. S. Chorus- Evcry SODhy111OI'6 has his troubles, Still we don't Complain. You know we are a jolly bunch And that will win our fame. Second verse- . NVQ get called a water duck, Flunky is our namcg If anything goes wrong at all We get all the blame. Q 2 .............n.....- f ' Q ' i '1 f r -v 0 1 A -,,.. .. , ,... .,, ........,-.,.i.T. , 0 G 36 3 i as '51 U0 Q' L. x. 5 v 0 E 8 ca. UD ,. 0 5 .E N D1 as U7 LL' 'H L4 2ma?ExEHs3? 5'3,g'3G.Qg:,'2ug-S Quang?-Manu ml-'JE-1U4u1OCm. 0 0. 'J 4-1 .2 5:0 .C-' ' QE M N is 2 ww aw U2 an G.'. Y ug 22 ND o wo 3: E S2 FEH . 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E. 2 f-1 'D JJ .C g U3 Ecco Sw g. :Wig Osage 'DEBJC4' N uhgN,5gdr+ Efwi Ela:gP:5p rn V7 ' QMEB 5 iZM?3Z gQgN I 1-::lI'Ufvr: awww ru Sewage v-D-ll-HI I-Y-I Q4CmE!D'1 .................4-,. .,.J Class History Hark, my readers, and you shall hear A history of our Freshman yearg Early one day in golden September, Oh! how well we Freshmen remember, The trembling and dread, and all the rest, XVhen we assembled to do our best. VVe came from far, we came from near To go to school, so loved, so dear. Some were young and some were old, Others timid and more were bold, Some were fat and some were lean, Others courteous, and some were mean. The upper-classmen passed our way All shouting so fearless and looking so gayg And when we saw their eyes shining bright We resolved right then to join the fight, To win the battle we'd started that day, And to go ever fearlessly on our way. Thus we became the Freshmen Class And were grouped together in one huge mass. Some did strive but of no avail, For some were always sure to failg While others who did try their best Were with wisdom surely blest. So with trials hard and cold Six and forty Freshmen bold Worked their way through-all the year, Without the thought of a single fear. And then! with shouts and loud acclaim Proud Sophomores we all became. But now the times have changed again, Our dear little boys are almost men, For now long trousers they do wearg And our girls have taken up their hair, But we haven't given up all our joys, For baby-dolls, cooties, and frogs are our toys, We're good at the basket and there for the fun, Some games we, have played and success we have won A vision of future days we can see When we no longer poor Soph'mores will be, Wlieii Oravetz, Siddie. Vance, Newell, and Brooks Will show they can play well and study their books There are exams which turn us cold, And Caesar has made us far less bold. Noughts do sometimes stain our cards, Even though we work very hard, And mercy oh! poor Sophs, what luck! For we have been termed a water duck. True to our colors we've tried to be, Orange and Black as you may see, Each one helpful to all the others, No one shirking in help to his brothers. Though teachers may scold and parents deride, Yet love for our classmates will ever abide. Two short years we've been at High, Workiiig, striving, without a sigh. We hoped this year to do our best, But teachers and Freshies have giv'n us no rest. Next year we hope to find our pace, just watch us enter and win the race! -Alma Mosch Sophomore Riddles QThe name of a Soph Hts each riddlej Wliat a woman does if she doesn't get a new Easter hat. Neither Jones nor Brown. An inter-society basket ball game. The hind quarters of a Chester XVhite porker. They run. Take away their first letter and they Hy. Something no Professor has. A good description of the person. Robin Hood was a good oneg so was Xllilhehn Tell. A town famous for its number of inhabitants and its moonshine The Servant in the House. , A product of destructive distillation. It rhymes with wood-peeker. Class Poem We have had our fun a plenty, In this class of three and twenty, And the pranks we have committed are a shameg We have surely lived in clover, And were we to do it over, You can bet that every one would do the same. In the classes while we're snoring, All the Profs think vve're encoring, And we really are-we'd like to sleep some moreg So we snore another high CU, And our heads nod, oh so nicely, As we dream of happy moments by the score. ln our sad but waking quizzes, There are heard dismayed Gee Whizzesf' At the questions that those teachers all do askg And welre hlled with consternation, Concentration,-desperation, But their end bring exultation, and a game. So let us give a hearty cheer To our profs without a peer,- Clf we can not wish good luck we'lI stuff our earsgj May Mr. Murray and his wife Live a happy married life, And may the others find their mates 'ere many years. is W1 W 07 1, x sir, K g J' XX Lyn NQXXN 1 X I, 1 , g 1 xx-fl igkky Ely Kg N X Ll x XxXNXXXX Xx x Xxxqk i 1 X xx XX X x XxXXxx ' x 5KNx X V. V , K ' ' -Xlxk J X ll E 7 Q X 1 R x ,f ' X sill!! KL QM bx. :fs-fgfn xxvx ffff, X J RX X x U 1 1 xx X X. 5 f., N Z X g xfQxNQxQxXXSQ Q , xx X K XXKXXJJ KX Q A .. wQxw w X xxx ?NJlXWJ,l JqJlOx Q Lx, MU W 5 nkxfx K k3'l J N ULJXS Mx A LN tif!! xflxjg I IL H , XJJHJW I as I, Ralf Q f W nf ' Ill' xv IU 12: 'I ,I 1 THE '-'- , lun 4 ' xlzlxlf C'?fflVlES X11 N I 444 A ff1 y IH , 4 , +rJ,,u'Af 4 te' xx. x 'iii' 1 f Mx jx V1 f f,,- Ya, ,r- - . , f, f ff-: 11 X, Y fgf -1 , ,ff .fly ,. f ,S ..,r, ':,,,,, ag, 2,2 Q QE ,ff 1 f ' 4, ,,,', ,K ff, v L x - ' fjfj, 'iff iff, '-Z',1 'N 1, -rv Af x,-N' ,,v'x,,-X, ,Xa LI. DY f 'f, .ff ff f fl ff 7-Nfl A mfx. X QZXXNQ -- , 'v.L-Nf--x. A, f ,ff f,,f, ' ,f f.Y--,513 x, f-L,-xXA-'-.. 51 -X 'R , f ff ,jff , ,fffff A A fx. ff? ,X xx'-Nix 1,-Xi-'N fx. fe, ,ijt 1 34, fx? f-X ,X fxfk-X, ,X,.x--X., ,,fx X-xfcxxfxfx---gx'N,,'x -ax. f-,X A ,x A4 .X 4.L.'x -X fy AX A Kd qs x-2 :X 'X 'X fx -S 'N 'XT n 'i ffkjgggl H M --A-W. . . T77-nw up V MOTTO-lly our efforts, we slmll conquer. COLORS-Olcl Rose ancl Silver. l7l.OXYl2R-Pink Rose. Officers V l'RESlDE.N'l' ........... ..... I QDXYARD MQNALLY VICE-l'RESlDEN'l' .................. ................................... h ICJHN KOVAL SECRIQTARY-TRIEASURIQR .... ..... ll IAIQY CA'l'lIERlNl2 CHRISTY Freshmen Yell Rall Rah Rall! Mu Nlu Ma! l 1 P1 l 1' . 1 l . HELP! A little bit of stuclviug, A little lmit of szmcl Makes a very good bcgiiminx For a Frcsliiiicn luzuirl. XVlicn a lfrcsliic starts to sxcliool Hes supposccl to bc gin-vii, He is call:-cl very silly And is llCR1'Cl instczul of 50011, Ilwt if .lic umizagcs to survive The Ll tilxlvi1igs of tlic Soplis He cvcntuztlly is :1 Soplicmiorc. iililll at other lfrcsliics scoils. S0 Beware. Oli lmtoccrt CFQ Frcrilimcil, Dou't la-t anyone lalutl youg And if Z1 senior asks ymi for tlic Cellar kc-y, just say, XVOrc1i't ymi once :1 Frcsliic toon? i ! .Li The Infant Department luowscr, mae Qhain, irenc qhristic, mary Qllristncr, lmezllrice Ltowan. ruth Ileshcr. mia lumt, luis lmslnrmfl, pearl lwl y, lcln lcnlch, lillian lwvnl, julm leivhlv Girl A . ' ' lezxlqu, ma' 5' lo lgzmcclqc ', mullie lwvc, julm m X Hrlly, cclwzlrcl Zyl 4 Ju. ill ll 'l m:u't:1lms, mzlrilm INZLISCXY, george llllllflllelllll, violet null, winifrccl zluzrlz. mina mumscy. mzuulc . , 1 ' rx cy, l1CZllfl::- fuss. 111f11'g'ql'ig'1 sl1c1ilxll311rly, lllilfgil Sllllgtlllllll, rullx smith, rzlclwl 1:m'll1. gfmm ggv swmci ctlufl mtv , ulzl lQfl1'mx'. lwssic trnml, cvn cl -- Ui Ynwn: ' ' U' by l 'uvX:Ifl'Jir 2 .vff lf rot AL Always in smiles, never a pout, That fully describes our little Lois Hout. See the leaves turn in that very large book, And peeping behind you'll tind Lillian'Koch. We have two Smiths, a boy and a girl, They answer so fast it makes your head whirl. For Freshmen to speak of love must sound tame, But we all claim a Love, and John is his name. And speaking of Koval, our white headed john, It would surely surprise you, the work he has done. Miss Irene Chain, our frivolous girl, Keeps the math' teacher's head in one constant whirl In speaking of Stoner, Miss Ethel by name, She walk miles every day, and studies for fame. In class there's a Riley, we call her Pearl All teachers regard her a l00'g6 girl. One Quartz, and she's Mina too, Can charm with her voice as none else can do. For good solid work, with nothing of folly, We hand ont the prize to one we call Molly. There is also a Trout, not caught in a brook, Who keeps her face hid in the pages of a book. A stout little lady, Bessie by name, Is leading the class right onward to fame. Miss Sutor, a shark at all Freshmen books, Drew the Freshmen cartoon. just see how it looks. The most active girl is Miss Bowser, Mae, She keeps things humming in school every day. In schcol every day, well. happy, and line, Is Sara Flesher's record, and we'tl1ink it's Hue, Z is for Zoldak, at the end of the line, I wish such good marks could always be mine. A steady little man, quiet as a.mouse, Hardly can you tell George Matsey's in the house. A rough and tumble fellow, heartiest of the boys, Keeps us all from working when he starts up his nois There's il Husband in the class, tho none are married yet And the marks that Pearl are making are the best that 'my get ALL SORTS AND CONDITIONS OF PEOPLE +-8. iff, H- fx 1 is v A 13.5 1. Before Kz1tc's Administration. 2 . A living Statue. 3. Ain't She Cute? 4. Some Pose. 5. A Loving Couple. 6. This is so sudden. 7. The Pig that won the Prize 8. Myrtlds Pet. 9. VVhere's Neel. 10. It's your Turn now. 11 L F . cap rog. 12. VV:11l-Nuts. ...MAJ VVho's VV1io. 1.3 DIMPLES. Come OIXQHIXIIQ O21 F9 ir -Rich -'. Room for no more. Pole Cats. Not quite hcrc. A 20 21 22 A uhappy fiunch Hold on Tight. A close shave. ik Behind the Bars. All Aboard. The BOUIH Iloum Bunch. Arcn't they Cute? Four Moda-st Maidens. Stepping Stones. Over the top. I'z1t1c'ntly waiting. Lonesome-for whom? Our Mascot. The Big Four. , ,, 1 ...A FWS- frw i 5,3 1 E - L erxinff ls ullicers in the sueietics turnislies excellent traininff 'ts 'tn adunnistiatixe The following students have been elected to the xarious offices and have served their sucieties etliciently during the last year Sumner Edward Honseherger Esther Carlson Kenneth Hixson Kenneth Hixson Mary Rose James Iircmlqs Iaines Iirmulqs Myrtle l.m'e Earl Sturtz Neel Berg Helen lllartahus Earle Tedrmv Earle Tedrow Ruth Vlfillianis Carl Fretts Charles Hostetler Katherine Shirer Webster James Siclehanuner President Secretary Vice President President Secretary Vice President President Secretary Vice President President Secretary Vice President President Secretary Vice President President Secretary Vice President Two Literary Societies are maintained in the lligh School-the Sumner Society and the NVelJster Society. The work ol these societies during the past year has surpassed all previous records. The time spent in preparation of programs has furnished a high grade of training to every member of the school, and the meetings of the societies have furnished commendable en- tertainment for students and visitors, Great gjuotl has heen accomplished and latent ability discovered and developed. The climax ol the work of the Societies is reached in the animal contest. This contest is inade possible throuO'h the ffenerosit f of the Scottdale Trust Com manv. Annuall the 6 m 5 V 1 present Hve prizes of Ten dollars each, and a contestant from each society competes for each ol the pfizes. lnterest in these contests is unbounded, throughout the communitjt The Scottdale Theatre was crowded to the limits ol its capacity on March l5, l9Zl, when the following program was rendered: A . f , . .41 MA-AA-ng, , . TENTH ANNUAL CONTEST Sumner-Webster of the EAST HUNTINGDON TOWNSHIP HIGH SCHOOL Tuesday Evening, March 15, 1921 Scottdale Theatre u PRIZES GIVEN BY THE SCGTTDALE TRUST COMPANY Music - High School Grations fab The Maintenance of Our National Soul fbj VVhat is Americanism? Songs by VVebster Society Essays VVhat it Means to be an American A fbj The Place of the School House in Community and National Service Songs by Sumner Society Readings The Famine Qbj The Cabin is Empty Again Song by VVebsters Song by Sumners Debate-Resolved, That the Principle of the Closed Shop With 0pen Union should be Established in the United States. Society Yells Judges-B. B. Smith, Superintendent of Schools, Connellsville, Pa. O. P. Ballintine, High School Principal, Scottdale, Pa. W. A. Cady, Y. M. C. A.'Secretary, Scottdale, Pa. In the Nine Previous Contests The Websters Won the First, Sixth, Seventh, Eighth and Ninth The Sumners Won the Second, Third, Fourth, Fifth, and Tenth In the Tenth Annual Contest the prizes were Won by Wendell Null's Oration, The Maintenance of Our National Soul Janet Bair's Essay, The Place of the School House in Community and National Service Ruth Leighty's Reading, The Famine P The Negative Debaters, Mabel Rosensteele and Frances Houser v CLASS OF 1900 The First Graduating Class in E. H. H. S. VValter F. Stoner Tillie Hunker fMrs. XV. F. Stonerj 1'fBirdie Byers fMrs. John Lowej P'kDeceased George H. Lowe 314101VI4101014101010IOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOI01010101010102103141010101OI'ICOI01010101021014101OIOIOIOIOIOIOIOBI0101010141022 4 o V ' V V P 4 r 4 N N A V V V V Q r 4 v 4 v 4 Q N W 5 N A W V N W A A ' A V V Q V 7 4 P 1 y 4 W N 4 W N V W N A A A V A A V A A V Q Q P 1 r 4 r 4 0 N N A Q CO111171iI11CX1tS of Q Q r 4 4 Q 5 C. LEE MELLINGER g r 4 r 4 ' Q Q P 4 v 4 r 4 0 Q 9 . . . P 4 V W. 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T. -'H -.?':r-'-f....- msn. 4 1 -...J The splendid interest of the student body in the High School athletics has been intensified during the year. Owing to the small number of boys enrolling, the foot ball squad did not get sufficient training to do anything effective outside of a little inter-class worlc. The next class to be admitted to the High School promises to have good foot ball material and E. H. H. S. will again specialize in this noble sport. By an arrangement with the management of the Scottdale Y. M. C. A., most excellent training was given the boys in basket ball, and the record of the teams in the games played this year is an enviable one. vlan. 14 Mt. Pleasant Twp. High V' ' Jan. Mt. Pleasant High Feb. Youngwood High School Feb. St. .lohn's Parochial Feb. St. johnis Parochial Feb. lfVest Newton High Mar. South Side Preps Mar. Dunbar Twp. High Mar. Mt. Pleasant Twp. High Mar Browntown Athletes Mar junior Champions Mar Alumni V Apr. Alumni Every student and every prospective student ot the E. H. H. S. as well as all friends of athletics are hoping for the time when this High School can point with pride to equipment that will enable them to receivetadequate training in all lines of athletics. NYE: are the pioneer school in many activ- ities. We have the school spirit that will carry ns to any lengths. Let the citizens-become interested and agitate the movement for improvements. e Line Up Guards Forwards AAuStin Barron HTXSOH'-Calyt. Earle Tedrow Edward Honseberger Center T Subs Charles Hostetler Neel Berg ' Carl Fretts B is for the basket which we all shoot at. A 1S for Austin who on the Hoor is very fast. S is for Skinney who shoots baskets galore, K IS for the kicks Red gives to other guys on the floor. E is for Eddie who has won great fame, T is for Teddy who has no more than a name. B is for Ball with which we play the game, A is for all including those who saw us win fame. L is for Loss, the games we did not win, L is for Luck to the guys who rolled the baskets in. BIG F OUR Motto Treat 'em Rough. Clean 'eni Up. Flower Canadian Thistle Colors lllack and Blue Pass Words You and me both. You never can tell. I wonder why. Officers Big Chief Nock 'em Cold ...... .............. ..... S f iuealer Chief llounce 'er around ..... .......... H ix Sergeant look 'em over ...... ....... B ipps Colonel drag 'em out ........................................................... ...... T eddy Qualifications for Membership Members are required to walk on nails, eat lirick lce cream, eat hard- boiled eggs, sleep two hours a day, one half their time at school, must talk to the girls at least two periods per day, must not steal, and must sleep on iron beds ' History The Big Four , has grown from the Sassy Sixn of last year. Two of our members have fallen out because they were unable to fulfill the qualifi- cations of a member. 'VVhen the RIG FOURY' enter their den in the base- ment, the rest shake with fear. The BIG FOUR specialize in blufhng the teachers which they have succeeded in doing. XVe are not afraid of water, fire, girls or 'fYOU. 1 . Yell We are rough VVe are tough We hit 'em on the nose VVe hit 'em on the jaw Then we drag 'em out RAW! RAW! RAW! Alas! Our gang is good we know, For good indeed are we. VVC wish 'tvvere grander still, somehow, Your trust is what we need. To take things as they come, and then Perhaps you'll understand That we will have some real hard things When-Our ship is ready to land! If hopes were cash, and thoughts were all, VVe would have a great big lot Of everything for which we call But yet such things are not. Still, if We search the old World well, Maybe welll find somewhere, Down in a tiny secret dell, Our fortune is waiting there. OUR PALS The Most August Order of Ivory Domes Motto: NVhat you don't know won't hurt you. Classification of the Solids: Lord High Councilor ................................................ james Sidehammer, Ph. D. Ql'orcelain, Highest Densityj Lord High Everything Else ...... .................... IX Tarion Null, B. S. fliessemer Steelj Charter Members Charles Kelley, A. B. CAverage Uonej Horace Fullerton, C. P. fCement. Purej Anna Tarr, B. C. fliest Carborundumj Robert Hough, M. D. Cllainly Dolomitel Clara Tarr, M. A. Cllore Adamantj Pearl Silliman, Ll.. D. fLeast likely dingedj Louis Graham, A. S. P. C. A. KA Splendid Piece of Coal Ashj The requirement for membership in this organization is a skull that is impenetrable by a word of more than two syllables that has reached a hard- ness of oak wood and that will turn all anathemas from its surface as easily as a pig's nose turns up the sod. Therefore this notice is given that inasmuch as this Order places no re- striction upon number of members and inasmuch as there are others in the High School elegible to membership we cordially invite such to join with us. Signed- Marion Null, B. S. L. H. E. E. 1 . in. 1- - .kgvlia ,Aggnn-477k WA -k-L.-hl Q20191410101010IQI9IQ101010I91010IQI0IoI01910IQIoIQ101QIQIQIQIQIQIQIQIQIQIQIQIQIQ101010101010IoI0I0IQIQIQIQIQIQIQIQIOIOIOIQ V1 6 Q V V P4 pq . O V V V w 0 V 5 THE SCOTTDALE TRUST COMPANY g H Q Q P4 Q SCOTTDALE, PA. Q 6 9 V V V V E V 0 V S THINGS I MUST DO TODAY N D4 A Q A Q Joln Our 100 Weeks Savmgs Club Q N A 6 Q V L w V V 5 I . P4 V When o ortumt knocks our bank account o ens the door N M 0 P1 74 9 Q N P4 9 o Q Your account IS mvlted at the E V o P4 Q A P4 Q O g The Scottdale Trust Company 5 Q V M V ' P4 V If va , 1 Q310141410101010101QIQIQIQIQIQIQZQIQIof0101010IGI010I0I010IX0FI'I01010I01014I0141010I0IOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOHYVI4:FIG :Q 4 P4 H S FUNERAL DIRECTORS MOTOR FUNERAL SERVICE Q M U B Wm. Ferguson Geo. M. Ferguson w w - V, V Q Telephone Z:-J E M , 2 Telephone: Q Q Night 163 Q U Q Day 155-J P4 w V V H P4 Q 5 P4 6 9 V N P1 , S F E R G U S O N ' S If pq P1 Q 6 S ll F I 5 3 Qua lty urnlture gg 0 V 5 N M Q1 if uf P1 M A M 0 '4 P4 7 A N Q Scottdale, Pa. Q V V w B W' V U V Qfgzqfof0161016161QIOIQI91010I9I0:910:OIC9I0I9I9I9Z9I9I0I0Z0I9I9I010101OI0IOIOIOIOIOIOIOBIOIOIOIOIOIOZOIOIOIWIQIOIOIOIVIQ THE MILLENNIUM WILL HAVE COME WHEN Pauline quits curling her hair Mary Rose weighs 200 pounds Null graduates E. H. H. S. gets a basement The trolley line is completed Edith gets Hixl' The bell rings on time Esther gets enough candy Pearl goes on bizl' Prof. Murray wears ear Puffs Loucks grows a- mustache . Brooks stops growing taller E. H. H. S. has another fair Edna leads Chapel The Seniors orate to a crowded house The Faculty does not go to chapel The juniors get money enough to buy Senior Caps Every student has a Kodak The Honor System is established Mabel is able to make liurnetta understand Anna Belle fails to typewrite Unanimous decision of the faculty means the vote of every member The Library has books The use of l'Good has been forgotten A Fullerton can walk a twelve-inch plank without falling off No tin cans are found on the campus Squealer gets Miss Freed Tedrow forgets his Cfejmail Helen Martahus sings Seniors answer all the questions they are asked in French The hall is kept warm Leona never misses a day of school Sidehainmer can't go to sleep l3ipps'l ceases to be historic Koch is altogether cooked, and Chain is The Senior girls quit powdering - Grace Miller ceased to talk about l'YVop We get a new High School building Elfa and Ruth quarrel with each other Myrtle isn't witty , Sillimans are thin Haberlin fails to Bawl Out Seniors altogether chained .g . LW, -E , Q.........n...... . -,E...-1 Sept Sept Sept Sept Sept. Sept Sept Sept Sept Sept Sept Sept Sept Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Nov. Nov. Nov. Nov. Nov. Nov. Nov. Nov. Nov. Nov. Dec. Dec. Dec. Dec. CALENDAR ozqozvzfzozozvxozozgzg 0 O'9I9Z0I9I9I9I9I9I9.9A 6 Sentenced to serve a nine month term within the walls S Third day of Misery. 10 Freshies are as meek as little lambs. of E. H. H. S of E. H. H. S. 13 Big Five starts out. g 14 Mr. Murray begins daily lectures. 15 Freshies ask Professor Murray for keys for the cellar. 16 Freshies get lost in the elaborate AUD1TORIUM 17 Haberlin first shows authority. 20 VVe get the Teachers' goat. Z2 Mr. Murray is surprised by conduct of Sophomores. 24 Teachers on their ear for first time. 27. Initiation of Freshies. 29 Freshies begin stepping out. 1 End of week with Teachers still on their ear. 4 Teachers back on their feet. 6 First loving couple caught in Hall. fGuess Whoj 8 Last minute call for foot-ball team. ll junior Class gains reputation. 13 junior Room becomes a Loahng place. 15 First Period Tests. 19 Big Fouri' still on rounds. 21 The day after the night before. 25 Preparation for Senior Party. 26 Stoner hands in Resignation. 28 Senior Party. 1 School is beginning to seem like home. 3 Teachers go out for Lunch. 5 No Vacation declared for Armistice Day. 9 Seniors hold secret meeting. 11 Seniors declare a Holiday. 15 Sophomores loose good reputation. 17 Everybody loves a fat man. K1 wonder why Pj 19 All classes except the Sophomore class has acqui e Work. 22 Looking forward to Thanksgiving. 24 Thanksgiving Vacation. 6 Back from Nature's cares to those of Prof. Murrayls 8 The day after your Birthday. 10 Still acquiring lazy streak. 13 Great spirit raised for Basket Ball. cl the will to Dec Dec Dec Dec. Dec. Jan. Ian. Jan. jan. Jan. jan. Ian. jan. Ian. Ian. jan. Jan. Jan. Feb. Feb. Feb. Feb. Feb. Feb. Feb. Feb. Feb. Feb. Feb. Feb. Feb. Feb. Feb. Feb. Mar Mar Mar Mar. Mar Mar Mar Mar Mar Mar Mar Mar Mar .Mar Mar Mar First Basket Ball practice. Edward is mixed up in a number of love affairs. Help Needed. Everybody longing for a day of rest. Lessons are forgotten as Xmas draws near. HURRAH! Christmas Vacation. Back to hard work. BIG FOUR get first lecture of series. Chief Bouncers are cautioned to remain in their own room. Cautioned to prepare for Exams. Mr. Murray gives rousing talk about Preliminary Contest. Preliminary Contest. Basket Ball game, M. P. T. H. S. Back from Sunday's pleasures. Seniors reap reward of Nov. ll. MID-YEAR EXAMSH Basket Ball M. P. H. S. juniors complete lirst Book of Geometry. Squealer has a date. Joint meeting of Sumner and XVebster Societies. Last day of january. First day of February. Sausage Day. Basket Ball Youngwood. Assembly meeting instead of classes. Big, never ceasing cackle in junior Room. Girls vs. Austin Mr. Murray declares War. Basket Ball-Sumner X XVebster. Basket Ball-St. Johns. HURRAH! Two teachers absent. Basket Ball-St. Johns. Sudden drop in Freshie Room. Sara Flesher falls from Seat. Clothes are dropping. fAsk Pearl Sillimanj. Freshies clean snow off the walks. Class meetings instead of classes. Senior Class' temper stirred up. Basket Ball-XVest Newton. Seniors surprised to find Mr. Murray still teaching English. We ain't got weary yet. Mr. Murray reads Seniors' Pedigree. Basket Ball-S. S. P. Students given new supplies. This signihes work. Basket Ball-D. H. S. Period tests approaching. Ch! VVhat a relief. No physic exam. It rained and made the ground wet. The sun shone long and bright. Great enthusiasm aroused about Annual Contest. Basket Ball--M. P. T. H. S. Mr. Loucks was late for school. His mother did not have time to tie his Bow Tie. Annual Sumner-XYebster Contest. Squealer walked home from Ruffsdale. Squealer all out of PEP. Freshies are right in style. CGreenj Held meeting to name Book. BOUM-BOUMU Mr. Murray, unconquerable, has joyfully submitted to Cupid. Big love scene in Hall after school. Mar. Mar. Mar. Mar. Mar. Mar. Mar. Apr. Apr. Apr. Apr. Apr. Apr. Apr. Apr. Apr. Apr. Apr. Apr. May May M ay May June -I une Staff is still hard at work. Basket Iall Browntown Mr, Murray leaves school an old bachelor - Holiday. Another good man gone wrong Daily Lectures are renewed. Basket Ball-Sumner N YVehster Basket Ball-Alumni. Did you ever get fooled? Mr. Murray resumes authority. Every one doing his best. Basket Ball--Alumni. Are you guilty? No slackening in work. Mr. Murray still giving lectures Stani still husy collecting material Seven more weeks of school. junior Class Play-GREEN S'l UCKINGS Six more weeks of school. Five more weeks of school. Second day of Nay. Senior Class Play-BIl,l.E'l'lSD T lNo more school for us. The last day of May. C'OlXlMliNCElXlElY'l'. The last day of school. ANBN-It's all over! l yup' L.,- 5' I if L -' ' . It y .rv Qu: H N ' ri ff 5. ' ' ' 'Y T'?' 31OIOIOIQIQIVIQIQIQIQ101010141010IQI9IQ1VIo1QIoioloiololoiololojololqQIQIQIQIQIQIQIVIVIQIV101v1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1oI0I01010! FREED'S The Best Place to shop after all Dry Goods, Notions, Cloaks 81 Suits If you are not already a patron of our second floor, you are the loser. Get into the habit of calling there often MT. 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E P4 9 9 V V V V N ? . 4 Q Hoover Sweepers and Electric Washers A w i Q V V V V H F 4 Q 6 V4 Q 6 F4 W o Q THE LOUCKS HARDWARE COMPANY S P4 P4 6 Q v4 Q Three Stores S P4 P4 0 9 V SCOTTDALE UNIONTOWN CONNELLSVILLE H 6 4 H H 6 9 V V 74 w .1 v V v ' ' E.10ZoXQIQIQIQZQIQIQ10101010101QIQIQIQZQAQIQIQIQIQZ0.01031010101010101010101010141'BX'10102101vivivbbivivioiqqq F OOLISH DICTIONARY AUDITOIUUM--A place in E. H. H. S. where pupils gather in the morn- ing to test their Yelling Qualities. ALL-A word meaning everyone, even the teachers. BASKET BALL--A game where the boys shine even it it is in the night. BETTER-The comparative of good, E. H. H. S. is full of the superlative. CRANK-A small handle used to start automobiles. VVe have some of the biggest cranks in side of 10 states. CROOK-To steal from some one else in E. H. H. S. DEMERITS-The pay oi unruly pupils. They are very easy to acquire, as the teachers are very generous. DEAD VVOOD--VVhere there is no lite--in the Sophomore Class. EXERCISE-The mental training ol the body. This is very little prac- tised. EXAGGERATE-To make twice as bad as a proposition is. The big foury' expounds this. FLY-A familiar Summer lioarder who mingles with the cream of So- ciety, gets stuck on the butter and leaves his specks behind. FAVORITES-People who have their own way. They are a-plenty. GOSSII'-A vulture that tears its prey to bits, or an exercise of the wind- pipe, from which every victim gets a blow. GIRAFFE-The champion rubberneck of the world. He has nothing on us. HOME-The place where students spend the night. Even if it is at some one else's Home. HELP-To give some one else a lift. The lfreshies frequently raised from the ground. IDLENESS-VVl1ere there isn't any work. Look in the Sophomore Room. INQUISITIVENESS-'NVant to know everything. Look at the juniors. JOKES-Funny things that make us laugh. Look in the mirror. KICK-Something with force behind it. A word to the wise is sufficient. KID-A small creature running loose around E. H. H. S. LOVE-A tickling-sensation of the heart that cannot be scratched. LOST-To be deprived of all senses. These creatures are very nurneroqfg around here. , i s MARRIAGE-To get hitched up. Even Mr. Murray has been Hitchecl up. MOON-A bright light seen in the skies at night. In E. H. H. S. Moon is bright all the time. NOTHING-A little bit of a freshman mixed up with a Sophomore, to- gether with a junior, covered over by a Senior. NUTS-People who have been locoed Sophomores UD. OLD-Something that is not new. High School Building. OH-A famous word of a few junior girls. PRESENT-Here, not there. The opposite is most common in Chapel. PASSED-That which has gone before. Yesterday. QUEER-Funny jooking objects, not altogether here. QUICK--The way we are in E. H. H. S. Not slow. ROOST-A place where chickens sleep. Our chickens don't roost. ROOF-A shelter from rain. E. H. H. S. serves this purpose. SUN-The brightest thing we know except seniors. They are so brightfi?j their parents call them Son. SQPHOMORE-A factory where nuts are made. TVVO-More than one and less than three. Often found in the Hall TULIPS-Queer objects which often meet in E. H. H. S. for what is known as a kiss. UMBRELLA--Grandfather of the Mushroom, commonly known as show- er sticks. - USELESS-That which is no good. There are lots of useless people a- round E. H. H. S. VAMP--A creature whose eyes always get it into trouble. VENGEANCE-To get even with an enemy by foul play. A daily oc- currence in E. H. H. S. W WORK-That which involves energy. Work around here is done in a less energetic way. WOMEN-Filnny things of nature running loose around E. H. H. S. l X-RAY-An instrument to see through things. Badly in need of here. X-Sophomores unknown quantity. YOUTH-The stage of lifetime we are now passing through. YELLOW-Those who backed out of doing their part for this book. ZERO-Nothing. 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' 11DlZ9I1 .1911 uo 13111218 O1 111:11 SLIS 11 'A1o11a111os ll 13.3 1360118 A191111 am 11151 -151391 14111301112 SKQIIS ulaod s111L1J 11311013 1: O1 s1u9o u91 1af1 9.11 'MON 'AXOIIS 12 10 11u1x1 Xue S193 SLIS II f,x1o11a111os 1110 pug 11ca11s 1ac1 noii 111g1 'Axou:1 O1 1ou 1113110 9l1S 3u1t11a1uos S411 M r. Loucks- W'hy do you have two eyes? UBIIIOAX 12 sa111oAx .3u1L11Ku12 SKI-JJQLI1 JI Y! Ula Sutor- So I can wink at my beaux and watch to see if they blush at tl1e same timef' SC1l1CZl.lCl'--Nl, Iiditli- Aw, o you still tl1ink I am tl1e best looking fellow? gwan. l.Cllll11C 'lo11e. You make 111e sick. Edith ClZllCI'l 'uXYllCl1 are you coming up to see me? SC1ll6ZllC1'-VVl'lC11 tl1e Eskimo girls wear low neck dresses. A very small minority of the school wo11ld like to know VVl1at do' you get out of lessons, while the great 111a1ority would like to know, How to get out of lessons. Law of Deportment A student's conduct varies inversely as the square of his distance from the Professor. if -3 .J Before Exams Lord God of Hosts, be with us yet, Lest we forget, lest we forget. After Exams Lord God of Hosts was with us not For we forgot, for we forgot. Red: Austin's been crazy for two weeks. Ed: Cfwan, Freshmen ........ Sophomores ....... Juniors ............ Seniors .......... Mr. Loueks. James. All Miss Freed man bought Andy. The the Smith. My Sara. Puti he's older than that. Scholastic Shakespeare Comedy of Errors. Much Ado about Nothing. As You Like It. All's Wfell That Ends Well. Mary had a little hen. 'Twas feminine and queer. It laid each day when eggs were cheap, And stopped when eggs were dear. A Catastrophe When all 1ny thinks in vain are thunk, VVhen all my winks in vain are wunk, Wlicm saves me from an awful Hunk, My Pony! Wlhat month has twenty-eight days? of them. in English Class. Correct the sentence, The liquor what was soon drank. man who bought the liquor was soon drunk. heart isron fire for you Sara. n out quick, there is no insurance on it. The BiHograpl1y of a Pig. By jim Brooks. Senior h Learning lled Head n Fever dead. Muc Swe Brai He's Mr. Murray Born - Corn Vlfvhizz Sizz THE OBITUARY Sophomore Junior Freshmen NVent skating False fair one lllueh Famine 'Tis said Hope fled Not fed lee hit him Heart broken Starvation Hels dead. He's dead. He's dead. fin Physics Classj Do any of you have questions to ask?,' Austin Barron ffull of ideasj Can you freeze heat P Q193191919141021919:019101919191419319102I0I9I9I9I9I9I9I9I9I9I9I91919191419191919191919I9I9I9I9I9I9I9I9I9I919191919192Q E 6 9 P4 PQ 0 Q U 0 P4 7 6 A V A V O P4 D4 O W E O A 6 A V A V 94 V Q P4 V A V 6 P4 g. U R P H Y 8: S O x U A Q 6 P 0 0 w M F urnlture and Carpets g A . . . . V A The Prlce of furmture and carpets IS now about one-half the recent pnce. 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In a Geometry examination, Mr. Loucks asked the question, 'WVhat is a Polygon EW f Frances Houser answered: 'KA polygon is a rhombus with tive sides. Mr. Loucks-'KChristina, what is an angle ?U Christina-- An angle is the meeting of two parallels. Mr. Murray Qin History classj- All the good looking boys will go to the board tomorrowf' 'fliayl' Null- 1'm going to study my lesson. Tomorrow came and every boy was sent to the board except 'fBay! Miss Wlieler- Wl1o inventcr the first printing press ? Frances Houser Qvery enthusiasticallyj- Willy, Benjamin Franklinf, Austin Barron says, 1 have the ideas. All I need is the money. and brains. The Reason why the Students of E. H. H. S. do not study, as related by a Bright Senior. Each year has 365 days You sleep eight hours each day 122 This leaves 243 You rest eight hours each day 122 This leaves 121 There are fifty-two Sundays 52 H This leaves 69 You have one-half day each Saturday 26 This leaves 'K You have lk hours each day for lunch 43 28 n This leaves You get tivo weeks vacation 15 14 ff This leaves 1 'I This being Armistice day, no one goes to school 'l Leaving - 0 ff Anyone Aseeking information about similar Topics of the Day, Call upon the Intormation llureau. Open day and night, only when it is not closed. Ima Liar, President. Ura Nother, Secretaryy IVVVVVVVVVVYVVVVV vv v Y v v vVVVvvvV.v.V.V.IQ 103 Pittsburgh St. Q P4 gg.0.0A.nav.navA.0.0.0..0.0Z0IvI0I4I0.0.0Z0.0IvZvI0ZQIQIQIQIQZQIO.QIQIQIQZQZQIQIQIQ,oiqoglv.v.0.v.0.v.0.v. . - - W V V P4 P 4 9 9 P 4 P 4 6 6 V V U V V U w V P4 P 4 9 6 P 4 P 4 9 9 P 4 P 4 5 T. W. LIPPS 8: SON Q Q 4 P 4 P 4 Q . Q P4 . . . 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BRILHART g . 5 C' St Q R 5 'gal' ore Q Plumbing Heatlng S P 4 9 4 . r 4 v 4 P 4 9 9 E m town 5 Rooang E Q P 4 P 4 P 4 Q SCO 9 P 4 TTDALE PA ' 4 Q . 9 STEINER BROS. g ' 3 6 0 P 4 P 4 Q 0 P 4 P4 9 P 4 6 P 4 O E 9 V U V V P4 P4 Q P4 Q P4 Q P4 o M Q P4 o V V A n 0 o P4 P4 4 o M M 4 o M M o o P4 M 0 Q M M Q Q va M 4 Q P4 P4 o o P4 P4 Q Q P4 P4 o A V P A ' A A . 9 3IoIoIQ1Q1oIQ10I010141oIQI4IoIoIoIQIQIQIQIQIQIQIQIQIQIQI0141014IQIQIQIQIQIQIQZQIQIQIQIQIQIQIQIOIQIQ101010101vgqoloiojojoiq Mr. Murray, VVhat did Jacksons men do in the battle of New Or- leans?', , Carl, They took their guns down to the wharf and shot them off. Mr. Murray, l'How many ends has a rectangle FU Kflqedyw ffSiX',! Miss Freed: Don't you ever use the dictionary? Pauline: No, I read one through once and I didnlt get the drift of the story. H Peter in Bookkeeping: 'KMr. Murray, Have you got any journal paper? Mr. Murray: HI have anything in the world but a good looking womanf' Mabel: Pearl, how soon will you be through with that typewriter? - Pearl: As soon as I get to the end of it. Myrtle: Listen how my shoes screechf' Annabelle: 'l'hat's nothing. You ought to hear mine cry when I come down stairs. bf 6 Freshibus takibus examinorium Copybus from neighborum Teacher seeibus little cheatorum Causibus Freshibus to Flunkorium. Bipps treading Cicerol. Three times I strove to cast my arms about her neck, and that's as far as I got. Miss Freecl- Well Carl, I think that was quite far enoughfl Mr. Murray in Arithmetic class: XVhere is number three? Kenneth: In the book. ' Miss Freed: '4Leona, XVhat are you laughing at? Leona: I am not laughing. That was only a smile that burst. Senior: Miss VVheler, shu-u-u-u Seniors: XYhere are the chickens ? IIix -HI'Iurry' up, Ted, shoot a basket. Don't hold that ball like a nut. Ted Call excitedj- XYhere? l can't hnd the basket. 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S 1 ,34S,111,.39 Q N U o P4 Q 424, ON SAVINGS ACCOUNTS Q 4 H N W 3101014141410I0IOI0101QIQIQIQIQIQIQIQIQIQIQI010101014141014101010101410101014101014141010IQIQIQIQZQIQIQIQIQIQIQIQIQIQIQIQE Mr. Murray--Un Arithmetiel. NVell how stupid you are, ean't multi- ply eighty-eight by twenty-five. llll wager that Bipps and Skinny can do it in less than no timef, Bright Student. 'KI shouldn't be surprised. They say fools multiply very rapidly these daysf' Senior- VVhat is the most necessary thing in life? Mr. Miirray- To ine, it is a good housekeeper. Ted ton one side of Loucksj- Hixson, between you and me, there isn't very much. Hix fon the other sidejHJ'From our knowledge, I should say not. Mr. Murra who has a ver bad cold-Donyt worr f, Ilin 'ust cultivat- Y, Y ing a deep bass voice so that I can assert my authority. Mr. Loucks Qplaying a Flutej- The harder you blow, the more noise it makesf' Mr. Murray was told that the League of Nations was going to sweep the world. For his part, he thinks that an old fashioned broom would be best. A Bright Trick.-Horace Fullerton stayed home from school one day until the second period in the afternoon, 'l'hen, as he had no classes after that, he slept the rest of the afternoon! Iiarle- Have you a little fairy at your home FU Kenneth- No. But I have a little miss in my enginefl Carl Fretts, all out of breath, rushed into a store and said, Give me a nickle rat trap, quick. I want to catch a car. y Helen-'fYou said Mr. Murray was thinking of taking up law. Esther-4'Yes, but now he's thinking of laying it down. The .luniors are going to put on Green Stockings. XVhat's the big idea? Wliile Mr. Murray was busily engaged with his History Class, Mr. Loucks rushed into the room all out of breath and yelled: Let me see your girls' roll. Senior: The Freshies are learning to say, 'l3aa, Baa, Black Sheep, have you any wool ?' A Mr. Murray: 'fWl1at? Have they learned to say all that? Senior: No, they have just learned 'l3aa, liaa'. Loucks fto girl looking through prismj-You can't see anything, you are looking at Pearl Silliman. I did the same thing, only I did it differently. Austin Iiarron. Carl Ctaking English Examj-Are we to write on English Literature? Mr. lllurray--No, on paper. - QQJAOAPAAOAOAPAPA A 40. .QAOAAPA 3. AOAP. A AOAAAPAO P 4 O V P4 O P4 O P4 9 P4 0 P4 0 P4 9 P4 0 P4 0 P4 0 P4 O P4 9 P4 O P4 6 P4 0 P4 0 P4 0 P4 0 P4 9 P4 9 P4 O P4 0 P4 Q P4 0 P4 9 P4 6 P4 0 P4 6 P4 O P4 0 P4 0 P4 0 P4 O P4 0 P4 0 P4 O P4 0 P4 0 P4 0 P4 0 P4 0 P4 6 P4 9 P4 0 P4 9 U P4 P4 9 P4 6 P4 O P4 O P4 9 P4 O P4 O P4 O P4 O P4 0 P4 O P4 A ,gt P4 vvvvvvvvv,v,vv,vvvvv,vv,vvv,v,vvvvvv,vv.v.v,vv,vv,vvv,vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv, J. J. HOUSER Ruffsdale, Pa. Twenty-eight years at the old stand Dry goods Notions Shoes Rubbers Hardware Groceries Flour Feed Quality High Prices Right gf. A - A. A. .PAA .0.9A.9.9.'.9.0A.'.9A.0.9.9.9.9. A P 4 0 Next to West Penn Station at TARR, PA. 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CA display of feminine spirit at this pointj curtain. CTime: noon hour. Hilda Hensel holding aloft an appetizing piece of chocolate candy: Elizabeth Hart ditto. both enjoying the effect of this on their gastric glandsj Elizabeth fatter a pausej--So Elfa is your older sister? Who comes after her? Hilda:-Nobody has come yet, but dad says the first fellow that comes can have her. fCurtainj Finis fAuthor s Note: You won't have to tell the audience that this is all for they will all leave this time, that is, so many men will go that it will break up the show.j BRIGHT SAYINGS BY BRIGHT PEOPLE Swiss VVatches are made in England.-Austin Barron. Peter Stuyvestant was a man with a peg leg who swore he would fight till nothing was left of him.-Eighth Grader. A magnet is a body having the power of attracting.-Kenneth Hixson. A volcano is a mountain with fire in it, that swells up and busts out. -Eighth Grader. , An angle is a place where two parallels meet.--Christina Null. 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