East High School - Tiger Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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E '2- e '45 'Yi +- P+ 4-'S-4 S036 Q-'Z' +-5036 35- JE El El 5 9 +'i'+ 4 E 5- E05 El! E 3 '4 XM! E4- 24 Sea E03 E 5 4 + J. -P 4- 4 5 3 3 EO El 5 5.-1 4 4 4' 'I' 4' 1' E' E' 503 Eli 5 5 E03E'+ E035 4' 'X' 4 'B :alt 4- + ffl 't 4' 4- if .2 It 1 tl 3 It T 'r 4 Ll! 3 IR + 'S' 4- I .2 Itl 't' -2- 4- If 3. It 'O' 'S' 4- Lt .Bi +41 'Q PRIZPS WILL BE AWARDED I'0R THE BEST ANSWERS T0 THESE QUESTIONS Whv do teachers always bring up the rear of a class going to lunch? Why does Vernon Venable eat ice cream with a knife? Whv does Catherine Marsh alwavs pray for strength when she is called upon for a recitation? Why does Miss Strate usually win in a tennis match with one of hen Astronomy pupils? Why doesnt Mr Hunt take a Job as head walter? Why does Ed Rippey wear Neopolitan suspenders? Why can t boys take cook1ng7 Why doesnt Miss Wagner have a box placed under her telephone? Whv doesn t John Oulncey Martin Jr get a Job as a bull tosser in Mexico? Why doesn t Mr Wilson have his hair marcelled? Whv are teachers all so dear to the guvs they flunk each year? Why is lt in Room 203 French always makes a sap of me? Mr Regan Stubbs when the ram falls does lt ever rise again? E Stubbs Yes slr Mr Regan When? E Stubbs In dew time gesh shleep before dad hcarsh me Mr Harmon fenterlng as Al Jumps into bed! What was that noise you re not asleep are you? Al Harmon tsnorlng loudlyj Yesh I am Edna Mursfelder I hear that Hughes had an accident? Dot Little Yes someone told them the Tigers would eat otl their hands lS year Edna M Well? Dot L They did He kissed her once upon the lips He kissed her tresses brown But she was the Queen of Diamonds And he a poker hound Miss Strate. Are you sleeping in class again? Bill Cook' Yesm shall I go outside and finish? Miss Strate: No but don t snore so loud youll wake the rest of the class Nelson Steidl' Say did you see that girl turn and smile at me? . Erma Peyton. Smile did you say I think she laughed out loud. Miss Cox. My goodness what is the matter with this class today? Charlie Hebble. Nothing we all knew our lesson. Miss Cox: Thats what Im worried about. Grace Lodwickj Gee I hate dentists Stella Landwehr Vthy so? G Lodwick. They bore me so Ronald Stanforth: How long can a person live without brains? Ralph Tekulve: I don't know. How old are you?' A TRUE TEST It's a case of real love if he keeps his eyes always on the girl and never on the taxi meter. Mr. Horton: Do any of you remember when President Lincoln died? Class: No response. Mr. Horton: I do. - Mr. Owens: My boy. what do you expect to be when you get out of college? Frank Owens: An old man. To be college-bred means a four-year loaf requiring a great deal of dough as well as plenty of crust. ' 135 0iE++ +SElBG+'3'+3Eoae+'t++ Basie'-4-+-9 seoaea- + at-use 4-'tv-f seo Al. Harmon: fsneaking in at four A. M., shoes in handjz Lesh hope I can . , . 1 ,, I .u Q : 4' uh' Al, 0 ,Ku 1, as In

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' . . . - .f , , , - ' r v p v v ' ' . l Q ll Q l . . .f . l A 3 ' Slr Lancelot rubbed hls eyes IH amazement Again and agaln he gazed at the llIlDOSlIlg tower and spreadlng wlngs of the bulldlngs before hlln l wot not by what power of hls accurst art Merlln hath wrought thlS change he Sald shaklng hls head and castlng about for hls stout lance and hls shleld Slth I lax me down to refresh my weary lllnbs wlth wholesome sleep rlght ln slght of Camelot town and I awake Verlly Merlln s IS an un holy buslness Plndlng hls arms nearby Slr Lancelot cautiously approached the great castle It was ln valn that he looked about for hls horse that anlmal was nowhere to be found The knlght had met and overcome manv dlfflcultles ln hlS time and lti wiyas with considerable COUIHHC that he mounted the steps leadlng to the et l lce Verlly thls lb lndeed a strange country gasped Slr Lancelot as the uuecrlv clothed figure of Mr Peebles barred hls entrance to the chamber wlthln Startled by the clank of lI'0Il clad feet on the tlles the latter turned and hls ey es widened and hlS knees sagged as he gazed at the apparltlon Slre commanded Slr Lancelot haughtlly inform vour master of Illy presence and say that a great knight would have speech wlth hllll Then you will methlnks find my horse straying loose neal here See that he recelwes such care as beflts the steed of a knight of mv statlon The worthv addressed felt hlS knees sag a llttle more he saw several knights IOOIIIIDR above hlln and then through a haze he reallzed that he had sought a lll0I'C restful attitude upon the floor Bv the beard of St George crled the enraged knight I shall trace thls enchantment to ltS source and may he who hath wrought thls evll beware H stamped off through the corrldor hls armour clanklng about hlm whlle from flllll? to tlme an oath escaped through hls hlrdcage whlch enclosed hls head The fllglllfled forms of two Seniors suddenly loomed to the leeward llolv smoke Jack what IS 1t'7 Iln not hesllatln replled Darnall sultlng the actlon to the word Reichert was left alone wlth the apparltlon A sound llke a plle drlver suddenlv resounded throughout the hall It was Johnny Cosbv colnlng down the corrldor 4-491031-4-4 Sea 4-2' 5056+ I-4' 4 nl 4--2' + -35056 4-+4 SEO! VVhat s thls guv thlnk he s doln 'P bellowed Cosby You find out Sald Relchert Vt ell Ill soon know what It IS Advanclng as he spoke Cosbs selzed the f0I'lllldablC contraptlon whlch hld the face of the apparltlon Forbear ve varlet boomed the deep volce from the depths of the anllnated hot water heater Losbv sprang back a step and as he dld so he saw the whole boller hurl ltself lnto the alr When Cosby next realized hls whereabouts he was plnned under some SIX hundred pounds of cast lron and a decldedlx sharp con trlvance ln the nature of a carvlng knife gleamed at hls throat Relchert was watching the proceedings from an ever lncreaslng dlstance Now wleld accurst one or I sever your throat came the deep VOICE I alnt savln a word came a muffled volce Ha' vou curse me cried the knight and he ralsed the razor llke weapon aloft Unless you forthwlth DFOIHISC to take yourself to Camelot and there Held yourself to Arthur the klng and pav homage to hlm I shall carve your tonslls froln vour throat I promlse came back a weak replv Twenty mlnutes later a certaln worthv arrlved ln Terrace Park SIX lengths ahead of the fast mall to that thrlvlng communlty For a lnoment the hall was emptv then Slr Lancelot felt the bulldlng shake the floor resounded as from the tramp of an army and Bozo Everett appeared ln the dlstance Never ln hls llfe had Slr Lancelot feared a mortal man but he had never seen a man llke thls one For the first tlIl16 the first knight of the Round Table felt hls feet turning to lce A room opened to the rlght W1thOUf heslta tlng he leaped ln and closed the door The rooln contalned two glrls of the Senlor Class Falr dalnsels quoth Slr Lancelot can you furnlsh shelter to a noble knight ln dlstress of hls llfe'P Get out Stoner grumbled Mary Curry cant you see I m She looked up and remalned starlng then she burst lnto laughter The museum lS SIX doors on the left Sald Catherine Gates polntlng to 313 Out ID the hall agaln the noble knight encountered two youths who had just arrlved on the elght ten froln M3dlSOHVllle You see what he wants Judge sald one of the youths 3 3 El El P E +'!'4? 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