East High School - Tiger Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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'S T + + ll aft + Q T 'ze + ll 'A' T 4- + if Fa' + + 4- It El P+-1 5206+ 4-4 5 9--3' -raioaeq--2'-r 3 5 5 E03 E03 EO3E4 i'+E SBE 4? E B Q4 SN! E4- E+' E03 E03 5 E PJ-4 PW' + toad- E035 -ra +9 'I' 'X' 4' P E E E035 0' '94 EEO? E035 +'!' 4 EEC? 5 'E 4-+4 4H'4 34 BE The Theft The ghostly hour of twelve had toll'd And Sultan Sleep the world did holdg When lo! five forms came gliding by, Around the tower of East High. And as their purpose was so vile Their names shall here.this sheet defile. They were Brown, Steen and Hext and Beck And Hezlep, too, an opium wreck. Into the school these villians stole- The lunch room was the beggars' goal. And Steen was sure he knew the way Because he toiled there every dayg And Beck's heart did beat high with hope When he thought of the pies that he would soak. At last they reached the lunch room door And high their gluttonous hearts did soarg Brown saw the lock andy oil' he dashed Whale Hext was not a bit less fast And ln a mmute these dead beats Had settled down amldst our eats Four of them ate all they could get While Hezlep looked for cigarettes But now roused up in righteous wrath Revenge loomed blacklv in their path For Mr Peebles at this time A little hungry came to dlne We know not why he looked about For who h1s motives there would doubt? But be that much as it may be He stumbled over Hezlep s knee Awakened from hlS oplum trance That youth Jumped up and began to dance Whlle Peebles size fourteen shoe Sent Alfred Beck the exlt through Cliff Hext tried hard to find escape But he was Just a bit too late Selzmg an lce box ln hls hand Upon Cliff s frame Peebles dld land Then Brown and Steen were treated rough And when they sald they d had enough The attacker threw them from the place And then sat down to feed his face He ate the rest of the students chow And then went home to sooth h1s brow With sleep While Hezlep calmly lay In the bread box until break of day Iohn Zerbo No girl ever made a fool out o fme Ed Rlppey Who did then? Miss Strate How dld they discover 1ron'7 Steldl They smelt lt Mr Brubaker Give the symbol for t1n Jimmy Long F O R D 133 O35 +-+4550-JE 4 2'+?EOiE4-'2'4 55086 4-+4 35036 +'!'-Piillii' +4 BEC

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E '2- e '45 'Yi +- P+ 4-'S-4 S036 Q-'Z' +-5036 35- JE El El 5 9 +'i'+ 4 E 5- E05 El! E 3 '4 XM! E4- 24 Sea E03 E 5 4 + J. -P 4- 4 5 3 3 EO El 5 5.-1 4 4 4' 'I' 4' 1' E' E' 503 Eli 5 5 E03E'+ E035 4' 'X' 4 'B :alt 4- + ffl 't 4' 4- if .2 It 1 tl 3 It T 'r 4 Ll! 3 IR + 'S' 4- I .2 Itl 't' -2- 4- If 3. It 'O' 'S' 4- Lt .Bi +41 'Q PRIZPS WILL BE AWARDED I'0R THE BEST ANSWERS T0 THESE QUESTIONS Whv do teachers always bring up the rear of a class going to lunch? Why does Vernon Venable eat ice cream with a knife? Whv does Catherine Marsh alwavs pray for strength when she is called upon for a recitation? Why does Miss Strate usually win in a tennis match with one of hen Astronomy pupils? Why doesnt Mr Hunt take a Job as head walter? Why does Ed Rippey wear Neopolitan suspenders? Why can t boys take cook1ng7 Why doesnt Miss Wagner have a box placed under her telephone? Whv doesn t John Oulncey Martin Jr get a Job as a bull tosser in Mexico? Why doesn t Mr Wilson have his hair marcelled? Whv are teachers all so dear to the guvs they flunk each year? Why is lt in Room 203 French always makes a sap of me? Mr Regan Stubbs when the ram falls does lt ever rise again? E Stubbs Yes slr Mr Regan When? E Stubbs In dew time gesh shleep before dad hcarsh me Mr Harmon fenterlng as Al Jumps into bed! What was that noise you re not asleep are you? Al Harmon tsnorlng loudlyj Yesh I am Edna Mursfelder I hear that Hughes had an accident? Dot Little Yes someone told them the Tigers would eat otl their hands lS year Edna M Well? Dot L They did He kissed her once upon the lips He kissed her tresses brown But she was the Queen of Diamonds And he a poker hound Miss Strate. Are you sleeping in class again? Bill Cook' Yesm shall I go outside and finish? Miss Strate: No but don t snore so loud youll wake the rest of the class Nelson Steidl' Say did you see that girl turn and smile at me? . Erma Peyton. Smile did you say I think she laughed out loud. Miss Cox. My goodness what is the matter with this class today? Charlie Hebble. Nothing we all knew our lesson. Miss Cox: Thats what Im worried about. Grace Lodwickj Gee I hate dentists Stella Landwehr Vthy so? G Lodwick. They bore me so Ronald Stanforth: How long can a person live without brains? Ralph Tekulve: I don't know. How old are you?' A TRUE TEST It's a case of real love if he keeps his eyes always on the girl and never on the taxi meter. Mr. Horton: Do any of you remember when President Lincoln died? Class: No response. Mr. Horton: I do. - Mr. Owens: My boy. what do you expect to be when you get out of college? Frank Owens: An old man. To be college-bred means a four-year loaf requiring a great deal of dough as well as plenty of crust. ' 135 0iE++ +SElBG+'3'+3Eoae+'t++ Basie'-4-+-9 seoaea- + at-use 4-'tv-f seo Al. Harmon: fsneaking in at four A. M., shoes in handjz Lesh hope I can . , . 1 ,, I .u Q : 4' uh' Al, 0 ,Ku 1, as In