East High School - Tiger Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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Can You Imagine? llolcn Liudor minus fraternity pins? Betty Mirriclcos getting thrilled? Ruth Reeves knocking anyone? Rich Glazier without a girl? Iloyos McGowan stooping to conquer? Martha Slusscr not in love? Kate Burns with her mouth shut? Margaret chtzol in u had humor? Bill Fry getting along without spending two hours every night with Mr. Surtlo? Alfred Al'cnd eating a tcn-vent lunch? Dot Turpen with golden hair? Goo. Steward taking care of one thing at a time? Bill Arnold getting along with Mr. Sumio? Bill Arnold, Bert Borne. Harold Copolun and Charlie Bauer singing in tune? Johnny Bachnmn excited? The critics of the Annual Staff agreeing? Gretchen Orr quarrcling with anyone? Bill Divers not being in an argument ? Don King us Rudolf? Ruth Jones blufTing? Al Bauer playin' ruff? Aaron Grad as fairy? What would happen if C. Vvuil sluttcrcd? Edith Pctrie on time for an appointment? Ben Bacr speechless? Hal Valontiner swearing? Thelma Bailey with a perfect attendance record? Fred Johnson not prepared? iVilliam McCall proposing? Dot Burr being rude? Skeeter chkcl with :1 marvel? Phil Vogel as cheer leader? George Dunlap with his hair inusscd? Paul Kyrlack as a French dancing master? Anyone arriving dry after a trip through the tunnel? East High without a tower? The Poet: The winds, the waves, the rocky shorcglctis see thcrcis some- thing wrong with the meter. Waiter: ttHavonit ye got :1 quarter? Teacher: Where do we find the most ignorant pcoplc? Willie: nLondon, England, Mumf' Teacher: ttVVhy, XViIlie, why do you say that? XVillie: uVi'ell-thc geography says thatis where the population is most dense? TEiY WAYS TO TELL A FHESHMAN 1. The density of his cerebral profundity. .2- His dumb look. 3. His armful of bookst 4. His gentle manner of mldrvssing leather. 5. His dumb look. ti. His interest in his studies. 7. His lack of Conversation in his 1135505. 8. His dumb look. 9. His lack of jokvs in study hall. 10. His dumb look. George: Hthat do you work at, my poor man? Stewart: Only at intervals, sir! Bill: itCoii'cc always keeps me awake Kate: W by donit you have some, then? That ban :1 yoke on me, said the Swede as the egg spattorcd down his shirt-front. 172

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