East High School - Tiger Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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V iiEl9'EIEWEIEIEIEIEEIEIEIBEEQQ J - i-izw e UNITED STATES SHIPPING BOARD TRAVEL CERTIFICATE 9f : cartygmtc rmidesm m ant crass steamship h'dmfmlw loneweuiuwim slbp war privileges at any rrgulmr pad If call. on 11.8. Ganemmmt Shim. apmzled by the h .upan completion 9r agreement qu2 faduy b :wiih the K.SJ'hippmg Board grungmry ?reet Cameramaw may be booked on any regular sailing an which acwmnwda hm m amiable dun ing 11123 and 1924 upnn the presentation g- fhis artful? at any r ' W grim: or agents oftlle upmting mummy 73w UNITED STATES SHIPPING BOAR Ii nann- EMERGENCY FLEET CORPORATION A Gift of Travel Your government has devised the greatest Graduation Gift ever offered to successful students. A U. S. Government Travel Certificate Will bring to some Boy or Girl on Graduation Day, in concrete form, all The anticipated joys of foreign travel. A trip abroad would serve as a post-gmduate course in broadening: the student mind, through familiarity With the customs, languages, history and geography of the countries visited. DEFERRED PAYMENT. The Travel Certificate may be made out for a trip on palatial Government owned ships to Europe, to the Orient, to South America or to Hawaii. It may be paid fornow or later, as you choose. The trip may be made any time within the next two years. The entire plan has been made absolutely flexible for your convenienve. PREFERRED ACCOMMODATIONS. Your Government has made arrangements, so that holders of Travel Certificates Will receive spet-ial consi- deration in the matter of am'ommodations. No matter when you had intended to send your loved ones abroad, you cannot do better than to tell the good news on Eruduation Day with a Trm'elCeI-tificute. Donit lose this opportunity to make the most unique and princely of gifts. WRITE OR TELEPHONE TODAY. kyi Gmdunrion is but a. few days away. You must act. x at once, if you are not to be too late. Learn about the great U. S. Government ships now sailing to every part of the world. Learn about, the Travel Certificateethe ideal Graduation Gift. Telephone 01' call on us today or, mail the coupon below and we will send you-inform- REQUEST FOR 'NFDBMAT'DN - ation. You will be under no obligation. We Please send me Without obla- simply wish to give you, in the quickest, most, $330011, INGEMUFC RIVIDg travel convenient way, full information. fH-CtS 1' egardlng Travel Department ........................... Name ...................... IHE IFTH' HIRD Business or Profession ....... NAIIONALBANKwCINcmNAn Afidress ''''''''''''''''' 14 W. 4th St. 415 Vine St. City .......... State ......... 171

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Can You Imagine? llolcn Liudor minus fraternity pins? Betty Mirriclcos getting thrilled? Ruth Reeves knocking anyone? Rich Glazier without a girl? Iloyos McGowan stooping to conquer? Martha Slusscr not in love? Kate Burns with her mouth shut? Margaret chtzol in u had humor? Bill Fry getting along without spending two hours every night with Mr. Surtlo? Alfred Al'cnd eating a tcn-vent lunch? Dot Turpen with golden hair? Goo. Steward taking care of one thing at a time? Bill Arnold getting along with Mr. Sumio? Bill Arnold, Bert Borne. Harold Copolun and Charlie Bauer singing in tune? Johnny Bachnmn excited? The critics of the Annual Staff agreeing? Gretchen Orr quarrcling with anyone? Bill Divers not being in an argument ? Don King us Rudolf? Ruth Jones blufTing? Al Bauer playin' ruff? Aaron Grad as fairy? What would happen if C. Vvuil sluttcrcd? Edith Pctrie on time for an appointment? Ben Bacr speechless? Hal Valontiner swearing? Thelma Bailey with a perfect attendance record? Fred Johnson not prepared? iVilliam McCall proposing? Dot Burr being rude? Skeeter chkcl with :1 marvel? Phil Vogel as cheer leader? George Dunlap with his hair inusscd? Paul Kyrlack as a French dancing master? Anyone arriving dry after a trip through the tunnel? East High without a tower? The Poet: The winds, the waves, the rocky shorcglctis see thcrcis some- thing wrong with the meter. Waiter: ttHavonit ye got :1 quarter? Teacher: Where do we find the most ignorant pcoplc? Willie: nLondon, England, Mumf' Teacher: ttVVhy, XViIlie, why do you say that? XVillie: uVi'ell-thc geography says thatis where the population is most dense? TEiY WAYS TO TELL A FHESHMAN 1. The density of his cerebral profundity. .2- His dumb look. 3. His armful of bookst 4. His gentle manner of mldrvssing leather. 5. His dumb look. ti. His interest in his studies. 7. His lack of Conversation in his 1135505. 8. His dumb look. 9. His lack of jokvs in study hall. 10. His dumb look. George: Hthat do you work at, my poor man? Stewart: Only at intervals, sir! Bill: itCoii'cc always keeps me awake Kate: W by donit you have some, then? That ban :1 yoke on me, said the Swede as the egg spattorcd down his shirt-front. 172