East High School - Tiger Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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The Moores-Coney Co. B UILDING MA TERIALS Cement Press Brick Sand 110111111011 Brick Gravel Building Tile Crushed Stone Terra Cotta Plaster 1Vaterpmofing Lime Lath Sewer Pipe Stucco 015566: St. Paul Building 111 East Fourth Street Yards: 430 East Court Street Melish Ave. and C. L. LQ N. Ry. Montgomery Road and N. 8: 1V. R. R. 165

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LEAK SOMEIVHERE EditorettIYe canit accept this poem. It isn't verse at all. merely an escape of gas? KatlzerinekttOh. I see; something wrong: with the meter.' iVIiss Hildebralldt accosted :1 colored woman who was passing. JMiss IlildebrandtettDo you know any one I CHII hire to help me clean house? Colored W'ormmet:Noim. I ain't knowini any colored ladies what needs work but I knows a colored man what cleans windows and does some other kinds 57! of houseieieanin . 1112193 H ildebrandtetWVhat does he charge? Colored Hro-mangitSixty cents an hour. 4M 1'33 Hildebrandt-itW'hy, he makes more. than some school teachers, doesn't he? Colored IVonzIMaIIYaSIm, but school teachers only has to use de haids. THE GOLDEN TEXT Afr. Ralston-ttW'hat is the leading thought of our national constitution? AdrianettIWe never read it thoroughly, hut I think it must be ttSwut the T ax-payer! PARSED Jlr. szlcins-ttPar-se tKissf ,, Dorothy M .-tt Kiss is a noun, generally used as a conjunction. II; is never declined. It is not singular and it is- usually used in the plural. It is more com- mon than proper and it agrees with me. ttVVhat is the secret of success? asked the Sphinx. tt Push, said the Button. ttNever be led, said the Pencil. ttTake pains? said the IVindow. ttAiways keep cool, said the Ice. Be up to date, said the Calendar. ttNever loose your head? said the hIateh. tihlake light of your trouble. said the Fire. uD0 a driving business, said the Hammer. Don't be merely one of the handsfi said the Clock. uAspire to greater things, said the Nutmeg. 'IBe sharp in all your dealings? said the Knife. uFind a good thing and stick to it.' sa.id the. Stamp. J 0.1.76 Breil-JT never eat between meals? DorisgttThen you must eat an awful lot of meals, Jake. 1112733 H'PagnerettVVrite a composition on Kings; aild this is hIiekey'S pro- duction. HThe most powerful king on earth is VVor-king; the laziest, Shiraking; the wittiest king, Jo-king; one of the worst, kings, Smo-king; the quietest, Thin-king; the thirstiest, Drin-king; the Slyest, Win-king; and the noisiest, Tal-king. 1 67