East High School - Tiger Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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waggvmumw 9 o v o o yojo No.0 Viv to ommv ,v,wmcmmwmtnmw w wtwmwmwmwmtwwmwhmmwhwmwwttmw m r? g CAN YOU IMA CINE? W, $ a W$w$$$$$$$$$$$Q$$$$Q$$$$$$$$$$ Mr. Howe saying. itThoro will he no physics lmnnrmw. Dorothy Sigafm'ise as tall as Byron Board. hIildred Seih not talking. Dun Coppin without his hair combed. Vera hlae Nash unprepared. Ymu'self running East High. R-Ir. Peoples excusing you for oversleepiug. Dlai'y Helen alone. Ethan Allen with a mustache. Katherine Burkel with bobbed hair. N0 assignments fur tomorrow. BIL W'ulker, in Latin, saying, tiYmu' t'unslatinn is perfect. Yourself allowed to skip the classes for which youire not prepared. The boys carrying vanity bags. Hazel Cramer with red hair. ttRosie tall and thin. Charley Luyport with a girl. Going to lunch from gym on an elevator. Arthur Downey at a football game without a book to study between halves. Paul Wilson getting his shoes shined. Bymn Board wearing short trousers; Grofic Stoner studying about the stars and 1110011. Charles Busch getting 21 hundred in a Trig test. He did. Mr. Surdo giving the band a rest and going swimming. Adrian VVeinstein playing in a jazz band. W'illiam Vogel laughing when you tell him something funny. David Swormstedt guessing the right price of your lunch in the lunch mom. lVIi'. Peoples diSIIiissiug detention room early. William Cook coming to school with his hair cmnbed. W'illiam Bennett giving correct change in the bookmom. Gordon Rich being the sole possessor of a razor. Robert Henninger teaching a Sunday School Class. Edwin Coleman staying awake in history class. Robert Kyle not wanting to borrow a pencil. Gale E 11115 disagreeing with a girl abmlt anything at all. Hm '211'd Rose being satisfied with tlua grades on his report. 149

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RELIEVING HER ANXIE TY 01d Ltzti'ytt'Oh, conductor, please stop the train, I dropped my wig out the Wlndowf, t'onduciortttNever mind, madam, there is a switch just this side of the next stationf, Basins Ah wants a razor, 51111. H'm. Lvi'cllntlhm'dwm'e store. ClerlQ ttFor shaving 01' social purposes? WVhat did Noah say to the dogs? hYe 011113t come aboard until ye get rid of all one pair of fieas. 1111's.? StoehrhWVho was Homer? 0er Stoner;ttThe guy that Babe Ruth knocked out. H clan H fomanitWVhere is the paint department? Floor Htallver- Faee 01- housefw t Roger H umpln'iex-WVhy do you always send HOWGI'S? A lrin Bottler-q'm not going; to have her share my candy with other boys? READY TO OBLIGE May OlizierhtTather, can you let me have a little money? FathertttCert-dinly, May, about how little?m Mr. Surdo-tto two talking victimst ttBoys, I hope you Will forgive me for keepmg you? Ed. HiveiltttL-ay down pup. Lay down. That's a good doggie. Lay down, 1 tell you? H arry MarrhttYou'll have to say 'lie dmwf to that dog. he's a Boston terrier. tVaitertrthgre's a fly in 1113' ice-cream. Wm. Cook taraiterttServes him right, let him freeze. The funniest thing I ever saw was :1 cross eyed woman telling her husband to walk stralght home. School T eacher XVillie, can you tell me how matches are made? I'VillicgNo 1113311111, but I don't blame you for wanting to find out. Dlother says ymfvc been trying to make one for twenty years. Agenttttltys a shame to let your husbandk insurance lapse , Sizehq am not going tn pay a cent, I have paid for eight years and have not had any luck yet. 148

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ENVIRONMENT AGAIN Lady$ 151'i't it strange that, some fish are flat, and yet so many aren,t?,, Boatman-ttW'eil, mum, these iere waters are so shallow that fishes is bound to grow Hat else theyyd get their backs sunburntV ttThey sure soak you here',, remarked Arthur Downey as he paid for a Turkish bath. Emlyn Wriglztm W'hy do you compare her head to a. knob?', Dolores Nicki!m-ttBec-ause itis so easy to turn.', The other day I ran into a girl tno names mentionedi and I felt like a Ford that had been in a wreck with :1 five ton truck. Mr. Ralshmet'XVhat ended the war of 1812? Kate SpilmanehA treaty, I suppose. 118;.11 suppose you d:nlce?5, 5'thth yes, I love to. HeitIThen weill love. H clan H off'nmnettThe projection machine must be. out of order? JIabeI JIurdocic-ttI haveint noticed it. Helen- I hear a constant clicking. JIabelet'Oh that's Herbert Baker chewing gum in the gallery? JIr. B rubakerquhat does A stand for? Earl Derbes- Just a minute, itis on the tip of my tongue. JIr. R-ttSpit it out quickly, Earl, itis arsenic. Pen. Rogers ttYou donIt seem to worry much about. your debts? .Wm. Schamle-IINO. I always borrow from a pessimist who doesnt expect to get It back. Gale Eransehl wish I were a star. Betty Jlullikine-ttl wish you were a comet, then ymfd only come around every 1500 years?! Byron BoardkttDo you want, a nut sundae?u Lucy Raymond- I always have a date for Sunday? Roscoe Thomas wants to know if it is a cold job harvesting the crops of winter wheat. JIiss Spilmani Ethan, what does the word reverie mean? , Ethan .-lllen-NReverie is like a baseball umpire only he operates at prize fights. 150