East High School - Tiger Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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RELIEVING HER ANXIE TY 01d Ltzti'ytt'Oh, conductor, please stop the train, I dropped my wig out the Wlndowf, t'onduciortttNever mind, madam, there is a switch just this side of the next stationf, Basins Ah wants a razor, 51111. H'm. Lvi'cllntlhm'dwm'e store. ClerlQ ttFor shaving 01' social purposes? WVhat did Noah say to the dogs? hYe 011113t come aboard until ye get rid of all one pair of fieas. 1111's.? StoehrhWVho was Homer? 0er Stoner;ttThe guy that Babe Ruth knocked out. H clan H fomanitWVhere is the paint department? Floor Htallver- Faee 01- housefw t Roger H umpln'iex-WVhy do you always send HOWGI'S? A lrin Bottler-q'm not going; to have her share my candy with other boys? READY TO OBLIGE May OlizierhtTather, can you let me have a little money? FathertttCert-dinly, May, about how little?m Mr. Surdo-tto two talking victimst ttBoys, I hope you Will forgive me for keepmg you? Ed. HiveiltttL-ay down pup. Lay down. That's a good doggie. Lay down, 1 tell you? H arry MarrhttYou'll have to say 'lie dmwf to that dog. he's a Boston terrier. tVaitertrthgre's a fly in 1113' ice-cream. Wm. Cook taraiterttServes him right, let him freeze. The funniest thing I ever saw was :1 cross eyed woman telling her husband to walk stralght home. School T eacher XVillie, can you tell me how matches are made? I'VillicgNo 1113311111, but I don't blame you for wanting to find out. Dlother says ymfvc been trying to make one for twenty years. Agenttttltys a shame to let your husbandk insurance lapse , Sizehq am not going tn pay a cent, I have paid for eight years and have not had any luck yet. 148

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W'HERIC IT FALLS DOWN Elfr. HamilfonEltDo you believe in :1 more elastic currency? Andrew W.ottN0 it's elastic enough. thy not make it more adhesive? Uelen-tll want :1 sandwich? l'lirollthat kincl?l, HelenhllW'hat kind have they that's real striking? Viv ltHow about a cluhi , Virginia Staley-ltHuve you l-Iooreis poems? Bookstore Clerkv-tlllll see. By the way, here is a new hook, it's called. HJust one kiss . It'irginia Umpatienflolll want Bloom. Enraged FreshmanilWVhat do you mean by bumping; into me? Crosseyed Sophomoreotlthy ClDTllt you look where you are going? Freshmanh- VVhy don't you go where youlre looking? ltHello, Old TopoNew car? No. old car, new top. If lVIl'. Bruhaker were a taxi driver. what would people say? Home, Bru. WHAT EVERYONE KNOWS iilVII'. Surdo, Illay I go now? llNo. W'ILL WVONDERS EVER CEASE? Gordon Rich Wishes to announce that he will shave again in the near future. Illiss Stoelzr-tWVhich is proper. a herd of camel or a drove 0f camels? Ed. Fole-manottl always thought that they came in p'lClx'S. JlIiss F renchwttSpell amount. Andrew. Andrew W'tileyotslllay I abbreviate it? Mr. Monroehltllly son is bound to he a great scientist. Have you noticed the way in which he goes to the bottom of things? llIT'. BalcerollYes, I've noticed that in his classes. HALF RATES BeggarottPlease give a poor old blind man a dime. BeggeeoltWhy, you can see out of one eye! BeggarollWell. then give me a nickel. 147

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waggvmumw 9 o v o o yojo No.0 Viv to ommv ,v,wmcmmwmtnmw w wtwmwmwmwmtwwmwhmmwhwmwwttmw m r? g CAN YOU IMA CINE? W, $ a W$w$$$$$$$$$$$Q$$$$Q$$$$$$$$$$ Mr. Howe saying. itThoro will he no physics lmnnrmw. Dorothy Sigafm'ise as tall as Byron Board. hIildred Seih not talking. Dun Coppin without his hair combed. Vera hlae Nash unprepared. Ymu'self running East High. R-Ir. Peoples excusing you for oversleepiug. Dlai'y Helen alone. Ethan Allen with a mustache. Katherine Burkel with bobbed hair. N0 assignments fur tomorrow. BIL W'ulker, in Latin, saying, tiYmu' t'unslatinn is perfect. Yourself allowed to skip the classes for which youire not prepared. The boys carrying vanity bags. Hazel Cramer with red hair. ttRosie tall and thin. Charley Luyport with a girl. Going to lunch from gym on an elevator. Arthur Downey at a football game without a book to study between halves. Paul Wilson getting his shoes shined. Bymn Board wearing short trousers; Grofic Stoner studying about the stars and 1110011. Charles Busch getting 21 hundred in a Trig test. He did. Mr. Surdo giving the band a rest and going swimming. Adrian VVeinstein playing in a jazz band. W'illiam Vogel laughing when you tell him something funny. David Swormstedt guessing the right price of your lunch in the lunch mom. lVIi'. Peoples diSIIiissiug detention room early. William Cook coming to school with his hair cmnbed. W'illiam Bennett giving correct change in the bookmom. Gordon Rich being the sole possessor of a razor. Robert Henninger teaching a Sunday School Class. Edwin Coleman staying awake in history class. Robert Kyle not wanting to borrow a pencil. Gale E 11115 disagreeing with a girl abmlt anything at all. Hm '211'd Rose being satisfied with tlua grades on his report. 149