East High School - Tiger Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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W'HERIC IT FALLS DOWN Elfr. HamilfonEltDo you believe in :1 more elastic currency? Andrew W.ottN0 it's elastic enough. thy not make it more adhesive? Uelen-tll want :1 sandwich? l'lirollthat kincl?l, HelenhllW'hat kind have they that's real striking? Viv ltHow about a cluhi , Virginia Staley-ltHuve you l-Iooreis poems? Bookstore Clerkv-tlllll see. By the way, here is a new hook, it's called. HJust one kiss . It'irginia Umpatienflolll want Bloom. Enraged FreshmanilWVhat do you mean by bumping; into me? Crosseyed Sophomoreotlthy ClDTllt you look where you are going? Freshmanh- VVhy don't you go where youlre looking? ltHello, Old TopoNew car? No. old car, new top. If lVIl'. Bruhaker were a taxi driver. what would people say? Home, Bru. WHAT EVERYONE KNOWS iilVII'. Surdo, Illay I go now? llNo. W'ILL WVONDERS EVER CEASE? Gordon Rich Wishes to announce that he will shave again in the near future. Illiss Stoelzr-tWVhich is proper. a herd of camel or a drove 0f camels? Ed. Fole-manottl always thought that they came in p'lClx'S. JlIiss F renchwttSpell amount. Andrew. Andrew W'tileyotslllay I abbreviate it? Mr. Monroehltllly son is bound to he a great scientist. Have you noticed the way in which he goes to the bottom of things? llIT'. BalcerollYes, I've noticed that in his classes. HALF RATES BeggarottPlease give a poor old blind man a dime. BeggeeoltWhy, you can see out of one eye! BeggarollWell. then give me a nickel. 147

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BITS Juana menus: We could prinf a Inf qffunny .vfuriex 7 But what's fire use - You mmld only laugh at them. GLASS HOUSES Miss Meredith had written on the hack of 21 thenie:7 Piease write more legihly. Richard Ehlers. next dayzitliliss lleredith, what is that you put on my theme?n RATT LING A LONG Jliss Hfueln'mttDetine trickle. Emilie Nelleiwfo run slowly. M issStoPhr-t'Detine anecdote. Emilie NelleiHA short funny tale. Miss Stoelzr- t'se both words in a sentence. Emilie .YelleittThe dog trickled down the street with a can tied to his anecdote. THE GOSPEL TRFTH 3h. HOanlk-iyvoll know that it is now definitely established that there were automobiles in the old Bible Days. Geo. Banglmmquhlxu no, how is that? JIr. Horton- ivell. the Bible says that if we are good we will be taken home 011 high. Slim? I'lerlr-WVhat is your size. Bliss? Red JLiWVell, four is my size. but I wear sevenis hecailse four's hurt my feet so. 111219.: DunnellyitiWhat is; the Latin race? Ruth Barberi It's :1 race between a Latin pony and the teacher's goat. Gale Eran-s'iiihly brother is exactly the opposite of me. I dnnit suppose you've met 111m, have you? Gene 8,-ttN0, but I should like to. Dorothy przrlittWhat do you think of my new dress? H'm. Sohanzleitlt is such :1 small matter that I really don't cure to discuss it. 14-6

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RELIEVING HER ANXIE TY 01d Ltzti'ytt'Oh, conductor, please stop the train, I dropped my wig out the Wlndowf, t'onduciortttNever mind, madam, there is a switch just this side of the next stationf, Basins Ah wants a razor, 51111. H'm. Lvi'cllntlhm'dwm'e store. ClerlQ ttFor shaving 01' social purposes? WVhat did Noah say to the dogs? hYe 011113t come aboard until ye get rid of all one pair of fieas. 1111's.? StoehrhWVho was Homer? 0er Stoner;ttThe guy that Babe Ruth knocked out. H clan H fomanitWVhere is the paint department? Floor Htallver- Faee 01- housefw t Roger H umpln'iex-WVhy do you always send HOWGI'S? A lrin Bottler-q'm not going; to have her share my candy with other boys? READY TO OBLIGE May OlizierhtTather, can you let me have a little money? FathertttCert-dinly, May, about how little?m Mr. Surdo-tto two talking victimst ttBoys, I hope you Will forgive me for keepmg you? Ed. HiveiltttL-ay down pup. Lay down. That's a good doggie. Lay down, 1 tell you? H arry MarrhttYou'll have to say 'lie dmwf to that dog. he's a Boston terrier. tVaitertrthgre's a fly in 1113' ice-cream. Wm. Cook taraiterttServes him right, let him freeze. The funniest thing I ever saw was :1 cross eyed woman telling her husband to walk stralght home. School T eacher XVillie, can you tell me how matches are made? I'VillicgNo 1113311111, but I don't blame you for wanting to find out. Dlother says ymfvc been trying to make one for twenty years. Agenttttltys a shame to let your husbandk insurance lapse , Sizehq am not going tn pay a cent, I have paid for eight years and have not had any luck yet. 148