East High School - Tiger Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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wiuxosumnsnxa wiuxusnxusn nQnQnQuQnsuQ4nQm Here's to the Class of '21 ! May you never be a member of the Class- of 511- not Varsity 54, but one of the fifty-four out of every one hundred who at the age of 65 are dependent on friends, relatives or charity. This is the Way every one hun- dred divide into classes when they reach old age: 54 dependent upon some one else for the ne- cessities of life, 5 must work for a living, 4 well-to-do, 1 Wealthy, 36 dead. Fidelity Income for Life contract will: Take care of the 54 whenever they become de- pendent, Relieve the 5 of the necessity of Work, Increase the possibility of doing good of the 1 wealthy or 4 well-to-do, Protect the loved ones of the 36 who died. To the Class of '21- Commence saving under this plan with the very first dollar you earn. To you Fathers of school children- Keep out of the class of 54 yourself and guar- antee your loved one's education with a FIDELITY LIFE INCOME CONTRACT It's worth knowing about. No obligation. M L. BANGHAM, Associate Manager Phe Fidelity Mutual Life Insurance Co. 503 FIRST NATIONAL BANK BUILDING MAIN 2938 neue wsux-:La asnnsu1uQn1nQoQnusnsuxoLnQnQ0Qn wQ4nQoQnQunnnQ4 I I I I I .L :sans - excaaeaeeansaeaesaavaaeaavsa -:magna eanesniava. .,., wa. -eanauiaea vaaeaua. -ea:ea::a.:a::an:i.:a:esa v .. ... ... . ... .. ... og- .U -.. vue.. .H -.r v.

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Light Occupations Adding up a column of smoke. Fixing the teeth of a gale. Making keys for the Panama Locks. Taking care of a self-winding clock. Sweeping the room with a glance. Painting the shadow of a doubt. Manicuring the hand of fate. Polishing an issue. Author-This story of mine is a rare thing. Editor---I noticed it wasn't very welldone. The Book Agent-I'll guarantee the book to do one quarter of your lessons. Student-Gimme FOUR, quick! Pat Cto English tmvelerj--And have ye heard the latest? English Traveler-No, what is it? Pat-Shure, in Ireland they can't hang a man with a wooden leg. English TravelerfNever! What do they do then? ' I Pat-They just hang him with a rope. Miss Swineford Cm math.j-I will now explain a new kind of labor problem. Jane Becker Cwiselyj---They are all labor problems for me. Parson-Virgil, do you attend a place of worship every Sunday? Virgile-Yes, sir, I am on my way to her house now. Be it ever so homely, there's no face like your own. Jim-Each hour I spend with you is like a pearl for me. Mary-Oh, quit stringing me. Bob-While you were standing in the doorway telling the sweet young thing good-night, did it ever dawn on youw? Robb-No, I never stay that late. Miss Swineford-How near are you to the right answer? Atkinson!Only two seats away. 'Twas in a restaurant they met, One Romeo and Julietg 'Twas there that he first fell in deb t, For Romeo'd what Juliet. l2211

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Si, the Senior, sez: Yes, Freshies, thermometers are not the only things that are graduated and get degrees, without having brains. Stranger-Do you know a man around here with one leg named J ones? Senior-What's the other 1eg's name? Teacher-Boys, this chattering will have to stop. It seems that every time I open my mouth some idiot begins to talk. Teacher-Give me a long sentence. Dick-Imprisonment for life. Ending of a letter of advice to William away at school: -and, William, don't shoot the little craps, they like to live as well as you do. Lovingly, etc. Butler-No, the master is not at home. Stranger-I wish to see him about that consignment of goods from Cuba. Butler--Oh yes, indeed. Come right in. Odd Jobs for Freshmen Hanging clothes on a bee-line. Fitting a belt to a waste of land. Filling the teeth in the mouth of a river. Making cushions for the seat of war. Embalming the dead of Winter. Tying tin cans to the tale of woe. Wiping the mouth of a tunnel. Mopping the sweat from the brow of a hill. Carlf+Why do all the girls smile at me? Bill-Perhaps they are too proud to laugh out loud. l2231 .fs Q