East High School - Tiger Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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Teacher--That explanation is about as clear as mud. Student-Well, it covers the ground, doesn't it? Referee--Foul! ' Rooter-Where's the feathers? 2nd Ditto-Sh! I This is a picked team. Shakespeare in School Freshieg Comedy of Errors. Soph! Much Ado About Nothing. Senior- All's Well That Ends Well. Bill-What's your favorite fruit? Will-A date with a peach. Mr. Brubaker-Can you name a liquid that will not freeze? UstickiHot Water. Dick-Why do they put corn meal on the gym floor for the dance? Jack-So the chickens will feel at home. Bob-Sam Won't be here to-day, as he was nearly drowned yesterday. Ed--How did it happen? Bob-He was playing Way Down Upon the Swanee River on his violin and the bridge gave Way. Teacher-Of course, this is largely theoretical. Only fools are positive. Student-Are you sure of that? Teacher-I'm positive. Bill-She keeps perfect time in dancing. Tom-She ought to, she's got clocks on her stockings. She--Gee, it's close in here. He-S'matter? She-Can hardly breathe. He-Never mind. The orchestra will change the air in a minute. Teacher-Charles, how long did you study last night? Charles-One hour, railroad time. Teacher-What do you mean? Charles--Including stops and delays. I2191

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Light Occupations Adding up a column of smoke. Fixing the teeth of a gale. Making keys for the Panama Locks. Taking care of a self-winding clock. Sweeping the room with a glance. Painting the shadow of a doubt. Manicuring the hand of fate. Polishing an issue. Author-This story of mine is a rare thing. Editor---I noticed it wasn't very welldone. The Book Agent-I'll guarantee the book to do one quarter of your lessons. Student-Gimme FOUR, quick! Pat Cto English tmvelerj--And have ye heard the latest? English Traveler-No, what is it? Pat-Shure, in Ireland they can't hang a man with a wooden leg. English TravelerfNever! What do they do then? ' I Pat-They just hang him with a rope. Miss Swineford Cm math.j-I will now explain a new kind of labor problem. Jane Becker Cwiselyj---They are all labor problems for me. Parson-Virgil, do you attend a place of worship every Sunday? Virgile-Yes, sir, I am on my way to her house now. Be it ever so homely, there's no face like your own. Jim-Each hour I spend with you is like a pearl for me. Mary-Oh, quit stringing me. Bob-While you were standing in the doorway telling the sweet young thing good-night, did it ever dawn on youw? Robb-No, I never stay that late. Miss Swineford-How near are you to the right answer? Atkinson!Only two seats away. 'Twas in a restaurant they met, One Romeo and Julietg 'Twas there that he first fell in deb t, For Romeo'd what Juliet. l2211